August 2006

All Style and No Substance

  • Title: Idlewild
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A musical about Prohibition?  That stars hip-hop stars?  Oh, dear.  Idlewild is never quite what you expect it to be, but then it’s never quite what you want it to be either.  Too long, overly ambitious, and with some very poor MTV-like music video moments, the film keeps falling down, and eventually you stop caring if it gets back on its feet.  And for a musical it’s severely lacking in good, or even appropriate, music.  Still, there’s some nice performances and camera work for those not interested in silly stuff, like a coherent plot.

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Fortune Cookie Warrior

  • Title: Peaceful Warrior
  • IMDb: link

Peaceful Warrior

The film has a nice message that may resonate with those of a religious persuasion (though there is no actual religion in the film) or those that love to buy self-help books.  The message, however, is so poorly presented that it’s impossible to take seriously when all were given is a series of simplistic sentences, which would be more at home inside a fortune cookie, attempting to sound more meaningful than they are.

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The Weird News

Weird Item #1: Well folks your political correctness has officially gone too far.  Tom & Jerry are under attack.  The cartoon mouse and cat who have entertained people of all ages for decades are being censored due to a single complaint about the pair smoking a cigarette (in Oscar winning episode, by the way!).  Thank you media watchdog Ofcom for overreacting with such speed and force.  Other cartoons like Scooby Doo, The Jetsons, and The Flinstones will also have to cut out any objectionable content that might encourage smoking (though cartoon violence isn’t an issue?).  Thanks for not letting a free America do something crazy – like think for themselves.

Weird Item #2: Snakes in a theater?  A few fans decided to release rattlesnakes in a theater in Phoenix, Arizona.  The movie that was playing?  Yep, you got it, Snakes on a Plane.  Reports vary on the incident, but one thing is certain – this stunt was even dumber than the movie, though not quite as dumb as our Weird News Item above.

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Weird Item #1: Well folks your political correctness has officially gone too far.  Tom & Jerry are under attack.  The cartoon mouse and cat who have entertained people of all ages for decades are being censored due to a single complaint about the pair smoking a cigarette (in Oscar winning episode, by the way!).  Thank you media watchdog Ofcom for overreacting with such speed and force.  Other cartoons like Scooby Doo, The Jetsons, and The Flinstones will also have to cut out any objectionable content that might encourage smoking (though cartoon violence isn’t an issue?).  Thanks for not letting a free America do something crazy – like think for themselves.

Weird Item #2: Snakes in a theater?  A few fans decided to release rattlesnakes in a theater in Phoenix, Arizona.  The movie that was playing?  Yep, you got it, Snakes on a Plane.  Reports vary on the incident, but one thing is certain – this stunt was even dumber than the movie, though not quite as dumb as our Weird News Item above.

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Comic Book Shelf

Hey there true believers!  Today the second issue of our Comic Book Shelf edition hits our newsstand.  Want to know what’s getting released today at the old comic shop but too busy, or lazy (not that there’s anything wrong with that), to bother?  Well no sweat Bat-fans as we’ve got the scoop of what comics and graphic novels are hitting the shelves today.

This week’s releases include a re-launching of a new Justice League (again), X-Men, Batman, Daredevil, Claw the Unconquered, The Blue Beetle, The Avengers, Jack of Fables, Loveless, Wolverine and more!

If your looking for graphic novels there’s Green Lantern: The Greatest Stories Ever Told, Hellblazer: Stations of the Cross, Fantastic Four: The Resurrection of Nicholas Scratch, a new hardcover edition of Spider-Man: Kraven’s Last Hunt, and archive collections of Iron Man, Teen Titans, and Promethea

For the full list check inside…

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New on DVD

We’re here to keep you informed on hot choices for renting or buying new DVD releases. Released this week: Poseidon, Silent Hill, Just My Luck and Veronica Mars – The Complete Second Season.

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Here’s what is getting released today on DVD:

Film:

Poseidon –  On a perfect night at sea a rogue wave hits the unsuspecting luxury ocean liner capsizing it without warning (no change in wind, weather, or radar).  Well…there is a slight warning in the deck officer’s declaration, “Listen.  Do you feel that?” in the paraphrasing of the classic Ghostbusters line.  As the ship overturns and slowly (and I mean slooooowly) begins to sink the Captain (Andre Braugher) tries to keep those passengers in lounge together to wait it out until they are rescued.  Well, where’s the fun in that?

A group led by former firefighter and politician Robert Ramsey (Kurt Russell dusting off his role from Backdraft) and the MacGyver-ish poker shark Dylan Johns (Josh Lucas) decide to go and find Ramsey’s cute, spunky, and irascible daughter (Emmy Rossum who already survived The Day After Tomorrow so what’s a little water compared to that?) and her meat-head fiance (Mike Vogel) and try to make it to the surface.

Also tagging along are a stowaway (Mia Maestro), a mother (Jacinda Barrett) and her young son (Jimmy Bennett), an asshole (Kevin Dillon doing a dead-on impersonation of his brother’s role in There’s Something About Mary for reasons that are never entirely clear), and an elderly gay architect (Richard Dreyfuss, who has survived aliens, giant sharks, gunmen, and Another Stakeout and this is his reward?).  Get the rest of Alan’s opinion on Poseidon. The DVD includes a lot of great extra goodies like a documentary on Rogue Waves made for The History Channel, film school intern’s experience “A Shipmate’s Diary”, a featurette on set design and a documentary on making an adventure movie.

Silent Hill –  If Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie had a love child, it would be the evil little bitch in Silent Hill. This is one creepy weird film and don’t even try to make sense of it. A mom decides to take her adopted child back to her evil wicked home town, after multiple nightmares and a few close calls with heights, where she gets kidnapped by a witch hating cult who tries to burn her at the stake. Lots of CGI, blood and really weird moments that doesn’t add up to much of anything, but if you are into a brain dead blood fest, Silent Hill is the film for you. Extras include Six Silent Hill Production Diaries from origins of the film to casting.

Just My Luck – A teen romantic comedy about a switch of fait. Lindsay Lohen plays a character who lives a charmed life, but all of that changes with just one kiss with the wrong guy. Don’t worry a happy ending pursues and all ends well that begins well. The DVD only has 2 extras, deleted/extended scenes and a featurette on the band McFly.

Television:

Veronica Mars – The Complete Second Season –  Season 2 is 22 episodes jammed full of Veronica solving mysteries, murders and other crimes. A high school student by day and a private eye by night, she goes through trials and tribulations in this addictive TV show and it’s just as powerful and dramatic as the first season.

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