September 2007

Eastern Promises

  • Title: Eastern Promises
  • IMDB: link

“Crime butchers innocence to secure a throne, and innocence struggles with all is might against the attempts of crime.”
—Maximilien Robespierre

Eastern PromisesThe film begins with two deaths and one birth.  A father and son brutally murder a customer in a barbershop.  Across London a 14 year-old prostitute (Sarah-Jeanne Labrosse) dies as she gives birth to a baby girl.  These two events are both traced back to the head (Armin Mueller-Stahl) of one of the city’s most powerful Russian crime families and his son (Vincent Cassel).

When a midwife (Naomi Watts) begins an investigation into the girl’s life she finds only darkness and death which put her, the child, and her loved ones in danger when the organization’s newest and deadliest member (Viggo Mortensen) is sent to retrieve the girl’s diary, protect the family’s secrets, and clean up the mess.

There’s much to appreciate here in a film where almost all of the performances are purposefully understated and controlled.  Even if the film doesn’t live up the high expectations of A History of Violence, there is plenty to enjoy including one of the most brutal fight sequences in recent memory between a naked Mortensen and a pair of Russian goons.

Eastern Promises Read More »

In the Valley of Elah

  • Title: In the Valley of Elah
  • IMDb: link

In the Valley of Elah

When I saw the trailer to this film I couldn’t get over how much it reminded me of your average Ashley Judd thriller/mystery vehicle (and isn’t it odd how Theron is even made up to like a little like Judd?).  Though the film turns out better than I expected, given its marvelous performances, it still gets stuck by the confines of its genre – complete with a head shaking and nonsensical ending.

Former Army Sergeant, and crime scene analyst, Hank Deerfield (Tommy Lee Jones) is informed his son Mike (Jonathan Tucker) is back from Iraq but AWOL from the base.

Hank leaves home and travels down to look for his son but can make no headway in the investigation and tries to enlist the help of a local cop, Detective Emily Sanders (Charlize Theron).  Things only get murkier when his son’s burnt and chopped up body parts are found on the side of the road.

Unwilling to let the Army investigate, and most likely hush up the crime, Emily and Hank work together to try and piece together his son’s last few hours and try to understand how and why his life ended in such a brutal act of violence.

In the Valley of Elah Read More »

Sydney White and the 7 Dorks

  • Title: Sydney White
  • IMDB: link

sydney-white-posterHi-ho, hi-ho it’s off to mediocrity we go.  Sydney White falls far short of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in its attempt to tell a modern version of the fairy tale.  Is it cute?  Yes, in fact it’s just so damn precious it gives The Care Bears a run for their money.

Amanda Bynes stars as tomboyish Sydney White.  Sydney embarks on a new adventure to attend the college where her parents met and pledge the sorority her mother loved so dearly.

Raised by her father (John Schneider) on his various construction sites, after her mother’s death, Sydney is far from the ideal candidate the Kappa president Rachel Witchburn (Sara Paxton) wants in her house.  It also doesn’t help that Rachel’s ex (Matt Long), the kindest and sweetest frat guy ever imagined on film, or anywhere else, falls for Sydney’s charms in record time.

Sydney White and the 7 Dorks Read More »

The Hunting Party

  • Title: The Hunting Party
  • IMDB: link

“Awards are like hemorrhoids; eventually every asshole gets some.”

Based, in part, on true events, The Hunting Party tells the tale of a small group of newsmen who do in hours what the C.I.A. can’t do in months – track down the number one war criminal is Bosnia. Filled with humor, drama, and packed with emotion, the film is about friendship, glory, revenge, and the freedom of the press.

Duck (Terrence Howard) is a camera man with the cushiest and highest paid job in the business.  Traveling to Bosnia for a report he encounters his old friend and former partner Simon (Richard Gere) down on his luck and doing whatever he can to survive.  Simon offers Duck a chance to relive the glory days and scoop the biggest story of the year by finding the number one war criminal in Bosnia – the Fox (Ljubomir Kerekes).

The Hunting Party Read More »

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Omnibus Vol. 2

I was mostly pleased with the first volume of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Omnibus.  Today we look at Volume 2.  How does it hold up?  Well, to tell you the truth it’s a little disappointing, with too much Spike and not enough of Buffy (it is called the “Buffy” Omnibus right?).  Die-hard Buffy fans may want to check this out, but the rest of you might want to wait for the next volume in the series.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Omnibus Volume Two
Custom Rating

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Omnibus Volume 1 dealt with the origins of our intrepid vampire slayer and her adventures pre-Sunnydale.  Volume Two continues that trend with a collection of tales dealing with Buffy’s time before Sunndyale through the end of Season Two.  Some of the stories are good, some are merely okay, and one is a simple, and dismal, regurgitation of a Season Two story.  And what’s with all this Spike?  In a 320 page volume Spike and Dru, sans Buffy, take up 56 pages of story.  That’s a wee bit too much Spike, even for me.

In “A Stake to the Heart” Buffy and Dawn deal with the divorce of their parents and Angel’s attempt to give unseen help creates only more sorrow and grief for the Summers women.  Of all the full-length stories in this collection this is the best of the bunch.

In “Dust Waltz” Buffy takes on two ancient vampire sisters who hold a ritual of dancing, battle, and death in an attempt to open the Helmouth.  The story, the first Buffy comic tale to be published, introduces Giles niece but also makes some troubling statements about “Old Ones’ which are contradicted by Angel Season Seven.

Ring of Fire” takes place during Angel’s turn as Angelus in Buffy Season Two.  As Giles deals with the death of Jenny Calendar, Angelus, Spike and Dru steal samurai demon armor in an attempt to raise a demon named Kelgor to deal with Buffy and the Scooby Gang.  Kendra also makes an appearance.  Far too much like the Judge storyline from “Surprise” and “Innocence” (which chronologically take place right before this adventure).

And then there are the two Spike and Dru stories.  The first, “Queen of Hearts,” finds Spike and Dru getting into trouble on a St. Louis riverboat on their way to Sunnydale, the first time.  The second, “Paint the Town Red,” takes place after the end of Buffy Season Two as Spike and Dru’s relationship begins to crumble in Turkey after the events of “Becoming Part 2.’  Neither is that memorable, other than the fact that “Paint the Town Red” was co-authored by James Marsters.

The shorter stories include “Angels We Have Seen on High” – a cartoony adventure where Angel saves Dawn’s life at a carnival, and “MacGUFFINS” where Buffy is put through a test by Giles involving two troublesome imps,  Both are more humorous takes on Buffy and her universe.  Light fluff, but kinda’ fun.

 

A bit of a step-backward from Volume One, this latest addition starts out well with “Angels We Have Seen on High” and “A Stake Through the Heart,” but except for the humorous addition of “MacGUFFINS” the rest of the collection comes off as average and unremarkable.  There’s just enough here for me to recommend it to true die-hard fans of the Buffyverse, but casual fans would be better off skipping this one and hoping the future volumes have a little more Buffy, and a lot more fun.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Omnibus Vol. 2 Read More »