February 2008

Introducing The New Captain America

Steve Rogers may be dead, but Captain America lives on.  Cap’s former sidekick Bucky Barnes picks up the mantle of his mentor in the newest issue of Captain America.

Captain America #34
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“Steve isn’t leading the way up the battlefield.  Yet I can almost feel him here.  But he’s guiding me now…instead of haunting me.  I can’t be him.  No one ever could.  But I can make him proud….in my own way.”

Okay, so the fact that Bucky Barnes is the new Cap isn’t a surprise (except maybe to those who didn’t realize Rogers got himself shot and stopped breathing a few issues ago).

Steve Rogers’ former sidekick turned Soviet assassin is now faced with the hardest task of his life – filling the shoes left by his friend and mentor.  With the unspoken support of Tony Stark, S.H.I.E.L.D., and the Black Widow, Bucky goes where those like Wally West have gone before – trying to live up to the legacy of a true hero.

Issue #34 begins with a nice, though wordy, recap of recent events allowing readers who haven’t kept up the the story some background.  Steve Rogers is dead, and Bucky Barnes has accepted the role of Captain America, and the mission to track down the Red Skull.  Bucky dons a modified version of the costume along with adding a few choice weapons including a gun to Cap’s trademark shield.

Bucky is successful in his first venture out by stopping terrorists from robbing the National Gold Reserves, but his victory is shortlived as Tony Stark makes a startling discovery, perhaps too late, about the Red Skull’s whereabouts and his next move as rogue S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, under the Red Skull’s command, perform a public relations nightmare live on television.  Bucky may have one a battle but it seems the Red Skull is winning the war.

This isn’t your father’s Captain America.  I still am disappointed in the death of Steve Rogers, whose unique perspective and view on life, although perhaps hard to write, was a large piece of the foundation of the Marvel Universe.  Bucky’s Cap is one that fits seamlessly in the post-Civil War world, but lacks the heart and soul of the man who he replaces.  At times Captain America might have seemed old-fashioned and even antiquated, but he also harkened back to a time, not that long ago, when beliefs and patriotism was prized rather than marketed.  Call me nostalgic, but I’ll take Barry Allen over Wally West, and Steve Rogers over Bucky Barnes.

Even with these reservations I still enjoyed the issue and the respect they offered up to Rogers’ memory.  Hopefully this will continue and remain a mainstay in the character and the series (as Allen’s spirit has been in The Flash).  I’m not sure I like where this new Cap may lead us, but after this well-crafted introduction I’m willing to give him a chance.  Hey, at least he’s better than the last replacement.

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Outlaw Star

Gene Starwind and his adolescent business partner Jim Hawking work together to help anyone with anything they need, as long as it pays well.  The two of them take on a job as a simple bodyguard of a mysterious outlaw.  This outlaw turns out to be Hilda, the most sought after outlaw of the Kei space pirate guild.  When Hilda is killed in battle Gene and Jim are left the XGP15A-II, a highly advanced spacecraft also known as the Outlaw Star.  Also, just before Hilda was killed the three of them came in contact with a bio-android named Melfina.  Hilda was in search of Melfina.  Melfina was made to connect to the over-advanced spacecraft, the Outlaw Star.

Outlaw Star
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Gene Starwind and his adolescent business partner Jim Hawking work together to help anyone with anything they need, as long as it pays well.  The two of them take on a job as a simple bodyguard of a mysterious outlaw.  This outlaw turns out to be Hilda, the most sought after outlaw of the Kei space pirate guild.  When Hilda is killed in battle Gene and Jim are left the XGP15A-II, a highly advanced spacecraft also known as the Outlaw Star.  Also, just before Hilda was killed the three of them came in contact with a bio-android named Melfina.  Hilda was in search of Melfina.  Melfina was made to connect to the over-advanced spacecraft, the Outlaw Star.

The Outlaw Star needed to be repaired and restocked with ammunition after the battles with the space pirates, and the only person that they can turn to is Fred Luo.  When Gene went to Fred for the supplies, Fred was under attack by the known assassin, Twilight Suzuka.  Gene fights Suzuka to save Fred, eventually offering his life in place of Fred’s.  When the crew of the Outlaw Star prepared for their next departure, Suzuka decided to tag along uninvited.  The crew works together to complete tasks and bring in money, but Gene always thinks of the get right quick schemes.  Gene’s harebrained idea is to enter the intergalactic race on Heiphon, but soon comes to realize that it costs money to enter.  Gene had to go beg Fred to sponsor him, but since Fred is in love with him, it was not too hard.

During the race, the Outlaw Star is attacked by the McDougall brothers’ ship, which is being piloted by Harry McDougall under the false last name of Williams.  While Melfina is busy navigating the Outlaw Star, Harry McDougall enters the ship’s navigation system and reveals he is a bio-android as well.  After the race, the Outlaw Star needed more opportunities for riches, and they take on a series of tasks to reach their goal.  Some strange characters pop up, like the old man outlaw who needs their help recovering a large load of dragonite.

Eventually after 26 episodes, you reach the end.  The ending is awesome; it was the only part I could stay focused on to be honest.  The epic battle between the McDougall brothers and the Outlaw Star is full of twists.  Harry and Melfina both navigate their teams to the Galactic Leyline, the main thing everyone is searching for the entire series.  Watch the series to see how the rest of the story pans out.

Let’s just say that this anime is interesting.  It starts good, gets a little slow in the next 14 or so episodes and then has a good ending.  A few filler episodes in the middle are worth watching just for the sheer comic effect, but have little meaning.  Except oh yeah, Gene got neat bullets.  I watched the dubbed version of this, since it came out quite some time ago.  I am not sure, if it was the dubbed version or if the writers really did mean for it to be as cheesy as it was at times.  Not to mention the couple of times that Gene was a little creepy, whether it was how he looked or the words he said.  The overall series is good, I liked the anime, the idea and the characters, but it was just too darn drawn out for me.

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Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters

Don Chin’s band of super hamsters (parodied off the famous turtles) return to action in the new Dynamite Entertainment monthly series by Keith Champagne and Tom Nguyen.  Hamsters Assemble!  Here’s our review of the first issue.

Adolescent Radioactive Black Belt Hamsters #1
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“If your daddy knew how stupid you are, he’d trade you in for a pet monkey.”

A parody of a parody.  Created by Don Chin and Parsonavich, the Adolescent Black Belt Hamsters were a parody of Eastman and Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the near endless slew of action films, in the late eighties.  With the new turtle film (read our review) breathing life back into the franchise the hamsters also return for a new series from Dynamite Comics.

The five hamster team is comprised of Rock, Arnold, Jean Claude, Steven, and Lucy.  All are named after the action stars they resemble (and are often spouting catch-phrases).  Who did you expect them to be named after?  Famous artists?  In the first issue the team is called back to the Himalayan monastery which is under siege by a horde led by the reborn Genghis Khann.

Filled with action, bad puns and quotes from a variety of films including T2, Hard to Kill, Under Siege, and several others, this isn’t a comic for everybody.  But, for those like me who grew up with these films, many of these moments will bring a smile to your face.

This first issue deals mainly with introducing the team, with a short glimpse at our villain.  In order to accomplish this the issue, aside from the training scenes, is a little light on action before the real fight begins on the last few pages.  But with these final pages leaving two of the heroes near death, one attempting flight without wings (never a good idea), and the others surrounded by an army, I think we’ll see the furry fists fly in the second issue.

Writer Keith Champagne is obviously having fun here playing with the characters, especially Steven who gets most of the best scenes early on (are you a closet Steven Seagal fan, Mr. Champagne?).  The humor does seem a bit forced at times, but that’s to be expected in a first issue.  I was also pleased with the art by Tom Nguyen which gave a humanity to the characters while also playing up the absurdity of it all.

This isn’t a great issue or a must-read by any means, but it’s different and a little refreshing from the recent offerings of the bigger comics companies.  And now that my beloved Zoo Crew (check them out) has once again gone into forced hiatus and hibernation (read more here), I guess I’ll have to rely on some hamsters for a sense of whimsy (mixed, of course, with some high-octane action).  Here’s hoping Steven pulls through, if you’re gonna’ kill one how about the Rock (I’m already tired of him laying the Smackdown), and they are given an opportunity to live and fight for a few more days to come.  Now, if they could only come up with a catchy theme song…

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Comic Rack

Hmm, we’re about to talk about comics so it must be Wednesday!  Welcome to the RazorFine Comic Rack boys and girls.  Pull up a bean bag and take a seat at feet of the master as we look at the new comics set to hit comic shops and bookstores today from DC, Marvel, Dark Horse, WildStorm, Vertigo, Dynamite Entertainment, IDW Publishing, Devil’s Due Publishing, and Image Comics.

This week includes Amazing Spider-Man, Army of Darkness: Long Road Home, The Boys, BtVS Season 8, The Circle, Detective Comics, Justice Society of America, Silver Surfer: In Thy Name, The Vinyl Underground, Witchblade, and the first issues of Abe Sapien: The Drowning, Clandestine and Halloween: Night Dance.  Also don’t forget the truckload of new graphic novels including Batman: False Faces, Essential Avengers Vol. 6, Forgotten Realms: Hafling’s Gem, Incognegro, Indian Jones Omnibus Vol. 1, Outsiders: Five of a Kind, Superman 3-2-1 Action,  and much, much more.

Enjoy issue #58

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Love Me Sexy

Hey folks, yesterday we were happy to get a chance to view Will Ferrell‘s newest film Semi-Pro and get a chance to sit down and talk to the man himself.  You’ll have to wait until the 29th for our review of the movie, and we’ll be getting the interview out to you as soon as possible, but for now you can savor this music video for the song “Love Me Sexy” which plays an important role in the film.  Enjoy!  Larger version available in the Full Diagnosis.

Semi-Pro
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