April 2008

High On Laughs

  • Title: Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
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A movie as blissfully non-sensical as Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle isn’t the easiest act to follow up.  With random events like a raccoon attack, a cheetah ride and, what must be one of the greatest all-time film cameos, Neil Patrick Harris; White Castle was not just random but also one of the few comedies that is consistently funny.  Is it possible that a sequel could be just as random, clever and hilarious?  Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay is proof that yes, yes it is possible.

No one saw the first Harold & Kumar for its plot, and there’s not much of a reason to see the second one for its story either.  But the set-up for Guantanamo Bay goes like this: our heroes are flying to Amsterdam for pot and poon when the ever wise Kumar, too eager to wait a few more hours, decides to light up on the plane.  But when a passenger mistakes his bong for a bomb, Kumar and Roldy are sent to the controversial prison named in the film’s title as terrorists.  But despite what said title may infer, the two are only incarcerated for a few minutes before they miraculously escape and set out on a journey to have their names cleared.

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Deception

  • Title: Deception
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“Not lies Jonathan.  That was foreplay; now you’re fucked!”

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Jonathan McQuarry (Ewan McGregor) is an accountant.  Like all accountants in movies his life has no purpose outside his job, which involves auditing the books of large corporations.

At work one day Jonathan bumps into Wyatt Bose (Hugh Jackman) who strikes up a friendship with our guy.  Through an “accident” Jonathan finds himself lost in Wyatt’s world of an underground sex club known simply as The List.  He has anonymous sexual encounters with many women before falling for a one of the girls (Michelle Williams) who he once saw on the subway.

Here’s where things get dicey.  Wyatt, whose name isn’t Wyatt, kidnaps the young woman and forces Jonathan to steal money from the next company he is scheduled to audit.

The movie’s plot relies on coincidence and unlikely twists.  For Wyatt’s scam to work he has to be seen in the company Jonathan is auditing, talking with people, and never getting noticed as an intruder.  Good thing large companies don’t have security, right?

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Movie News

The cast of the next Terminator film, currently titled Terminator Salvation, is starting to fill out.  Christain Bale will take the role of John Connor, peviously played by both Nick Stahl and Edward FurlongAnton Yelchin has been cast in the role as Kyle Reese, previously played by Michael BiehnMoon Bloodgood has also signed on for a role as an member of the resistance.  Also named to the project are Sam Worthington and Josh Brolin.  No word on who will be playing the Claire Daines character introduced in the previous film.  This also marks the first film of the franchise in which Arnold Schwarzenegger is not scheduled to appear.  You’ll know more when we do!

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Crisis on Infinite Earths

The year was 1985, Marv Wolfman and George Perez set out to do something never before attempted, and still (now 23 years later) never equaled.  Taking 50 years of comics history the pair revamped the DC Comics landscape from the ground-up eliminating the Multiverse and streamlining a history filled with numerous continuity problems which had crept up over the years.  Not all heroes would survive, and, as promised, the DC Universe would never be the same.

With DC Comics ready to launch Final Crisis we begin our look back in history at the event which started it all.

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“Worlds will live.  Worlds will die.  And the universe will never be the same.”

Crisis on Infinite Earths was a first.  There had been mini-series before, but nothing on the scale which Marv Wolfman had conceived.  Over twenty-years later events from Crisis still reverberate across many corners of the DCU.  No other series can make such a claim.

For decades the continuity of the DC Universe had grown harder and harder to rectify.  This twelve-issue maxi-series would reboot the entire DCU, removing the parallel worlds which made up the vast Multiverse and creating a single earth.  Universes died, as did heroes – most notably Supergirl and The Flash (Barry Allen), but many others as well.

The entire DC Universe was put in danger by an alien scientist who disrupted the balance between the matter and anti-matter realities.  Through his experiments he released the Anti-Monitor from slumber and set in motion a series of events which would destroy the Monitor of our dimension and all but one universe which would remain.

It was an epic tale of all of existence versus a power-hungry god wanting to wipe it out.  And the Anti-Monitor was too strong for Superman (or even Supermen) to tackle alone.  Eventually even the villains of the DCU were forced to help save reality from non-existence.

From every corner of the DCU heroes banded together and stood against the rapidly shrinking reality and managed to save one Earth, a single reality from which continuity would restart and heroes across the DCU, most notably Superman, would be relaunched.

 

The event did what it set out to do – it reset the DCU and served as a jumping off point for many characters and a welcome for new fans to jump on board from “the beginning,” making it one of the most unique and important series ever launched.  It also had the negative effect of inspiring countless self-important “events” being launched every year by both Marvel and DC (how many of you remember Millennium?).  So far only Marvel’s Civil War has come close to the scope of Crisis, but from current storylines, such as Secret Invasion, it seems unlikely it will have the same lasting impact.

And it still holds up.  The death and sacrifice still mean something, all these years later.  And it did what it promised by changing the fabric of the DCU, in some good ways (return Hal Jordan to the Corps, folding the Charlton characters into the DCU) , some sad ways (the death of Barry Allen), and some bad (the loss and removal of several characters from the DCU for years).  Crisis on Infinite Earths is available in a trade paperback and a mammoth Absolute Edition complete with several cross-over issues, notes, the official index to the series, and the aftereffects.  Whether you’ve never read it, or it’s been a few years take a look and this landmark of comic history again, especially now as DC gears up for Final Crisis.

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Orphen

A rogue sorcerer named Orphen, on a mission to save his friend Azalie, becomes a teacher himself when he takes on an apprentice named Majic.

A young and beautiful girl named Cleao Everlasting coems home from boarding school to live with her mother and sister for the summer holidays.

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A rogue sorcerer named Orphen, on a mission to save his friend Azalie, becomes a teacher himself when he takes on an apprentice named Majic.

A young and beautiful girl named Cleao Everlasting coems home from boarding school to live with her mother and sister for the summer holidays.

Cleao thought she was going to have another quiet summer back at her family’s mansion, but she was dead wrong.  It’s a coincidence that Cleao’s path crosses with Orphen and Majic, but they do have something in common.  Cleao’s father bought her an old sword for her 15th birthday, but what they did not know is that that very sword is magical, the magical sword of Baltanders.

Long ago Orphen was known as Krylancelo Finrandi, and his friend and mentor Azalie was not a dragon.  Azalie became obsessed, even power hungry, with having more power.  She learned of the sword of Baltanders, but even obsessive studies did not give her the knowledge of how to properly use the ancient artifact.  Azalie used the sword which started her path towards The Bloody August, a dragon with immense powers.

Orphen has been chasing The Bloody August for five long years before he met his companions Majic and Cleao.  The three of them go on an epic adventure to save Azalie and encounter stone assassins, old friends, ex-masters and a wolven cub named Leki who Cleao adopts.  The ex-masters of Orphen are working against him, or so he thinks.

The last five or so episodes are such a twist, that I cannot reveal the ending.  I was sold on the first five or so episodes, then the filler for 15 episodes got old, but I understood it was building on the story and allowing other characters to come in the adventure to tie up the ending.  The last five episodes were fantastic.  The ending is what really made the series worth watching.  I watched it dubbed, and got stuck watching one subbed some how, and thoroughly enjoyed the subbed version, so I recommend that.

Character development was decent, you pretty much get a feel for everyone right off the bat, but relationships flower, you start to hope one works, and the other does not.  The anime deals with backstabbing, killing dolls, dragons, sorcery, betrayal, a hidden love and sex changes.  Odd mix of things in this, but it keeps you on your toes.

 

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