February 2011

The Art of Seduction

  • Title: Chuck – Chuck Vs. the Seduction Impossible
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This week’s Chuck was all about seduction. Super-spy Roan Montgomery (John Larroquette) is caught while trying to seduce his way into a female terrorist’s (Lesley-Ann Brandt) camp, although his charms start to pay off…at least until the rescue team botches the mission, again. Roan’s seduction techniques work even less well for Casey (Adam Baldwin) who tries to seduce a guard and ends up having to use explosives instead. And Chuck (Zachary Levi) and Sarah (Yvonne Strahovski) have their own battle of seduction (hers involves a belly dancer costume, which you can see in the clip) as the fight over their impending wedding. Good times all around.

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My First Wedding

  • Title: My First Wedding
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my-first-weddingMy First Wedding is a study in contradictions.  It’s a story of a shameless guy who pretends to be a priest to get a girl into bed, and it’s a sweet love story.  It has a manic comedic energy but delivers some quiet truths about fears, relationships, and love.  It’s a look at how we want the people we love to be honest with us, though not all lies are bad, and how all of us just want someone who loves us so completely they would be willing to do anything, no matter how outrageous, to win out hearts.

Vanessa (Rachael Leigh Cook) is about to be married to an extremely nice and wealthy man, (Paul Hopkins), but she has a problem.  Unable to deal with the lustful thoughts of other men she ducks into a confessional and confesses to whom she thinks is a priest.  The problem is the man she confesses to, Nick (Kenny Doughty), is only a carpenter.  Let the farce commence.

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The International Language of Love

Don’t you just love crazy foreign romance films? They can really get your blood boiling and heart pumping with their sexy love scenes, beautiful actors with all their accents and breath taking landscapes. Most foreign films are no holds bar; they let all the dirty bits hang out and not always in the most tasteful way. If you want to get your sweetheart in the mood, then these are the films to see on Valentine’s Day.

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She-Hulks #4

I honestly think Marvel and DC are in a race right now to come up with multiple insignificant versions of the same character. At this point I’m not sure if DC’s got more Flashes or if Marvel has more Hulks.

This mini-series, which ends with this issue, has been primarily focused on two of the She-Hulks (no, that’s not all of them), the original She-Hulk (Jen Walters) and Lyra, the young daughter of a Hulk from a distant future in a parallel dimension (or some such thing that makes my head hurt if I think too long about it).

Issue #4 has some nice moments, particularly two talks Jen and Lyra have together before and after the school dance. The two work well together, although I’d like Jen to have a little more to do here than simply be the voice of wisdom (and kick-ass in two or three panels). There’s also some nice humorous touches by the omniscient narrator but I’ve also got to find fault with writer Harrison Wilcox for a trite moral lesson to end the series on a down note.

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Barebreast Mountain

  • Title: Imagine Me & You
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imagine-me-and-you-posterImagine Me & You is an interesting film.  It’s a love story without almost any heat or sex.  Instead it focuses on the romantic and emotional type of love.  Can a film like this work?  Well, kinda’.  Rated R because of the subject of lesbian romance, the film probably should have earned a PG rating as it’s good fun for the whole (liberal) family.

On the day of her wedding to Heck (Matthew Goode) Rachel (Piper Perabo) meets Luce (Lena Headey) the florist hired for her wedding.  Rachel feels an instant connection to Luce and something more.  Finding out later that Luce is gay makes Rachel weigh instant attraction and chemistry against her marriage, friendship and commitment to her husband.

Truthfully we’ve already seen the “you can’t help who you fall in love with” film done many times and just recently with a gay slant (Brokeback Mountain).  This film doesn’t really add anything new to the equation and the tone and pace of the movie is uneven as hell. 

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