January 2013

Dredd-ful

  • Title: Dredd
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dredd-dvdYou know you’re in trouble when you begin comparing the film you are watching to a universal derided mid-90’s fiasco of a film starring Sylvester Stallone and Rob Schneider and find the new version you are currently watching wanting.

I’ll say this for director Pete Travis‘ take on the comic book character, it understands the character of Judge Dredd far better than Sly’s flick ever did, but it’s bleak dystopian setting and forgettable story is about as much fun as a root canal. Dredd is 95 minutes of joyless action in which no one, including the audience, is having any fun.

Set some time in the distant future, where most of the world has become uninhabitable and forced people to flock to huge Mega-Cities ruled by Judges who are in effect judge, jury and executioner all in one, Karl Urban stars as Judge Dredd. As the film opens Dredd has been tasked to take a struggling recruit (Olivia Thirlby) out on assignment to judge her future.

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Arrow – Burned

  • Title: Green Arrow – Year’s End
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With his body and ego bruised after being defeated by the mysterious Dark Archer (John Barrowman), and his father-in-law (Colin Salmon) still missing, Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell) decides go take a break from his role as Starling City’s vigilante. But when Laurel (Katie Cassidy) asks for Green Arrow’s help in the suspicious death of a firefighter, and brother of her best friend (Annie Ilonzeh), Oliver suits back up, with more than a little prompting  from Diggle (David Ramsey), to look in to what Joanna is sure was just one of several premeditated murders of firefighters in recent weeks.

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Legends of Awesomeness – Shifu’s Back

  • Title: Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness – Shifu’s Back
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After two months of being cooped up in the Jade Palace unable to perform Kung Fu for without permits lost in a bureaucratic nightmare caused by the new regulations instigated by superintendent Woo (Ken Jeong), Po (Mick Wingert) and the Furious Five are finally granted permission to return to duty and deal with increased crime rate that has grown in their absence.

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Pretty Little Liars – Mona-Mania

  • Title: Pretty Little Liars – Mona-Mania
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Pretty Little Liars - Mona-Mania

As the show opens Aria (Lucy Hale) is less than receptive to her father’s (Chad Lowe) apology at accusing his daughter and her friends of the attack on Meredith (Amanda Schull) and begins questioning her mother (Holly Marie Combs) about her father’s whereabouts the night Alison (Sasha Pieterse) was killed. Returning to the high school to recover Alison’s journal, Hanna (Ashley Benson), Spencer (Troian Bellisario), and Emily (Shay Mitchell) discover “A” has beaten them to it.

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Bones – The Archaeologist in the Cocoon

  • Title: Bones – The Archaeologist in the Cocoon
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As Bones (Emily Deschanel) frets over her daughter’s inability to understand the finer points of peek-a-boo, Booth (David Boreanaz) and the Jeffersonian team are called into investigate the murder of a well-known (but not respected) archaeologist whose body is found in a giant cocoon.

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