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Bond, James Bond

In 1961 producers Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman set out to turn one of Ian Fleming‘s James Bond novels into a feature film.  Many were considered; one was chosen.  The list was long and extensive: Patrick McGoohan (The Prisoner), David Niven, James Mason, Roger Moore, and Cary Grant.

The role went instead to an unknown stage and television actor – Sean Connery, and the rest, as they say, is history.  Connery would go on to make five Bond films before leaving the role only to be called back after the Lanzenby film On Her Majesty’s Secret Service met with mixed reviews and the actor pulled out of a long term deal, paving the way for Connery to make one more Bond flick before saying goodbye to the character, for the second time, vowing never to play Bond Again.  He would return once more to reprise the role in a remake of a fan favorite Bond film in his final farewell to the Bond franchise Never Say Never Again.

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RF’s Top 10 Ladies of CBS

It doesn’t seem that long ago that the CBS was the senior citizen network.  Taking a gander at today’s CBS made me notice a wider variety of shows (well, those that aren’t CSI spin-offs) and a healthy supply of beautiful leading and supporting actresses.  Today we’ll count down ten of the lovely ladies of CBS .

Just a few facts about the list itself before we get started.  All the ladies below are starring in shows currently airing on CBS.  To whittle down the list, and for some diversity, I also chose no more than one woman from a particular show.  And I chose only actresses; you won’t find “reality”-TV or gameshow contestants on the list.  Honorable mentions who didn’t make the list include Alyson Hannigan, Poppy Montgomery, Rachel Boston and Elizabeth Reaser.  Now on with the show!

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Pauley Perrette
“And you wonder why you’re still single.”

Current show – NCIS

Best known for her current role, you might also know her from The Ring, Almost Famous, and guest-roles on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Dawson’s Creek, and JAG.  She was also the lead singer for the former girl-band Lo-Ball.  For more check out Pauley Perette Online and Absolute Pauley Perette.

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly – Football Flicks

Are you ready for some Football?  With the recent release of football films in theaters and on DVD today we give you some of the best and the worst ever made.  Now anybody can make a list with only the best known football flicks but our eclectic mix of 10 films (plus a few recommendations) includes some you’d expect and a few which might surprise you.  Check out the full list inside.

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I’m… Batman?

In Grant Morrison’s current storyline Batman R.I.P. the fate of Bruce Wayne is up in the air as his days of Batman are drawing to a close.  If so, what to do with the character of Batman?  DC has been teasing the possibility of Tim Drake, the current Robin, taking up the cowl as the new Batman.  Is this the best idea, or are there others more worthy to take on the mantle of the Bat?  Who should be Batman? 

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The Many Faces of Batman

Many men have played the Caped Crusader.  How many can you name?  We’ve got a list of those who donned the black mask and cape in the name of justice, check out the variety. Who was your favorite?

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RF’s Top 10 Second-Tier Bat-Villains

Sure you know the Joker, Catwoman, Penguin, and the Riddler.  You probably know the Scarecrow and Two-Face, too.  But how many of Batman’s other villains do you know?  Today we ignore the top-tier, best-known, Bat-villains and give you the best of the rest.  There’s a few you might expect (Mr. Freeze, Ra’s al Ghul), but I’ve thrown in a couple of surprises as well.  Check out the full list inside.

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2008 is half over; where did all that time go?  So far it’s been a bit of letdown after the great releases of 2007 (more on that here), but there are a few movies worth talking about.  There have been some good, and some downright tragic, films released so far this year.  We’ve had robots, pandas, a man of iron, adaptations, Mixed Martial Arts, Indy’s pedestrian return, Speed’s car wreck, and (of course) some insipid romcoms.  We’ll take a look at the first half of 2008, the good, the bad, the overrated, and a few surprises as well.  Join us, won’t you…

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Comic News

Twenty-three years in the making, DC is gearing up for the seven-issue mini-series Final Crisis spearheaded by Grant Morrison and bringing the DC Universe back full-circle.  Jack Kirby’s New Gods and the troublesome Anti-Life Equation will take center stage in the mini-series.  Since its announcement the forthcoming mini-series has teased readers with promises of changes in several key DC characters including Batman, and, even more shocking, the possible return of the Silver Age’s first super-hero.  Intrigued?  Check out the Full Diagnosis for more!

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“Heroes die.  Legends live forever.”

Ever since his death in issue #8 of Crisis on Infinite Earths DC has teased fans will the possible return of Barry AllenMarv Wolfman, who authored the twelve-issue maxi-series helped this along by hinting he had left a loophole which will allow Barry to be brought back.

In Flash issues #74-79 “The Return of Barry Allen” promised to bring back the Scarlet Speedster only to quickly pull the rug out from happy fans and have the returned Barry Allen not be Barry at all (instead a confused Professor Zoom from the future, sigh!).

DC has occasionally dropped in a time travel story to use the character like the recent issue of Booster Gold or taking on his deranged twin brother who had become the super-villain Cobalt Blue during his short stay in the 30th Century before his death.

DC teased us again, marking the 20th anniversary of his death Barry would be given an appearance in issue #3 of Infinite Crisis momentarily reaching out of the Speed Force to help subdue Superboy Prime.

Where many fans, and comic writers themselves, weren’t happy with the death of Supergirl in Crisis, they saw the need in relaunching the character of Superman as the sole survivor of Krypton.  The death of Barry Allen would be a much more divisive issue, still to this day.

DC has teased us for years about a possible return; so why should this time be different?  In the recent marketing of the series DC announced issue #3 of Final Crisis will include the Flash trying to outrun Death himself (hint?).  After announcing in February edition of DC Nation (#100) that the third issue of Final Crisis is “a comic so important it will be gone in a flash,” in the April edition of DC Nation (#108) Dan DiDio addressed many of the rumors about Final Crisis.  Here’s what he wrote:

 

Only problem, since I hate mentioning rumors, I will just give the answers to the top five…

Number 5. Yes, it’s true: he is returning and sooner than you think.

Number 4. Nope, didn’t do it then and have no plans to try to do it again.

Number 3. Don’t worry, he’ll be back in Final Crisis in all his glory.

Number 2. Wrong.  This time final means final.  Seriously.

Number 1. Last one is a tough one.  The change is coming, it’s just not the way everyone thinks.

 

Is Barry returning, and if so will it be a simple cameo like in Infinite Crisis, or is the Silver Age Flash coming back for good?  And, the more important question, should he?

For the better part of two decades I wanted Barry to return and each time DC would tease me I became more and more disappointed.  Finally I accepted Barry’s death, perhaps the most heroic death in the history of comic books (unlike Hal Jordan’s ill-conceived misadventures known as the Ron Marz years).  I warmed up to Wally West due mainly to his constant mission to live-up to Barry’s example.  DC never forgot the hero; they made him a legend.  DC seems to have waited too long and missed the right moment to bring Barry back.

Where does Barry Allen fit in the current DC Universe?  What does that mean for Wally?  Is this simply a stunt to momentarily satisfy fans (like the brief glimpse of him in Infinite Crisis) or is he returning for good?  If it’s the former I’m disappointed, and if it’s the later I’m confused.  Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy to get Barry back, but unless he’s going to become a vital part of the DCU once again I’d rather they leave well-enough alone.

RF’s Top 5 Dr. Seuss Tales

Every now and again the RF staff, with the help of some friends, gives you, our loyal RF viewers, short (but sweet) lists on all kinds of interesting things.  Today we look at the tales, both short and both long, from the imagination of a doctor named Seuss they belong.  Tales of Sneetches, fishes, and things you can think, filled with everything and more, (‘cept the kitchen sink).  So take it easy, sit down and relax, oh, and did I mention there’s also a Lorax?

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Here ya’ go folks!  Today Sarah and I sit down and each give you five wonderful Seuss tales (it was hard to narrow the list down, so forgive us if your personal favorite didn’t make the list).  For variation’s sake we haven’t duplicated any book and we’ve kept off books which have been made into feature films such as The Cat in the Hat, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and Horton Hears a Who!.  Enjoy!

Sarah’s List

The Foot Book

“Wet foot, dry foot.  Low foot, high foot.”

The constant rhyming makes for an easy read, it also helps kids with left and right, but mainly it is for repetition to actually get the kids nose in a book instead of in front of a TV.  This is one of the most popular.

Hop on Pop
“We like to hop on top of pop.”

This one gives you a taste of word association and location of the object.  It is a pretty good book to learn the relation between those, and for them to learn up, down, left, right, under, etc.

Oh Say Can You Say
“When a walrus lisps whispers through tough rough wet whiskers your poor daddy’s ear will get blispers and bliskers.”

This one is just a funny-play-on-words sort of rhyme book, it uses alliteration to keep the kids flowing through the book.  Unfortunately for some kids the book ends up doing more harm, the rhyming constantly can be a bit tiresome or difficult.

Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!
“Oh the things you can think If you’re willing to try…Think invisible ink!  Or a gink with a stink!  Or a stair to the sky…”

This one is a book that helps kids use their imagination, Dr. Seuss had a knack for rhyming, but at the same time including colors and everyday things.  This one was bright and the words were fun.

The Shape of Me and Other Stuff
“The shape of you the shape of me the shape of everything I see… a bug a balloon a bed a bike. No shapes are ever quite alike.”

This one is good for kids to learn the different shapes out in the world.  Our world is filled with shapes and this book allows you to see plenty of the shapes that they wouldn’t normally encounter.

Alan’s List

Horton Hatches the Egg
“I meant what I said, and I said what I meant…  An elephant’s faithful One hundred percent!”

It’s a different Horton tale getting the full-fledged movie treatment, but here’s the first book featuring the stalwart elephant who is every bit as good as his word.  Agreeing to sit on Mayzle’s egg for a minute only to be left alone for 51 weeks, Horton fends off all kinds of attacks including weather, hunters, and the snide words of other jungle creatures.  But Horton never gives up and his perseverance is rewarded by the hatching of an elephant-bird.

Green Eggs and Ham
“I do not like them here or there.  I do not like them anywhere.  I do not like green eggs and ham.  I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”

The book is simple but quite funny as Sam-I-Am attempts through various methods and means to get his grumpy friend to try green eggs and ham.  The book includes only 50 words, and only one (anywhere) with more than one syllable, making it an easy read for youngsters.

The Lorax
“I am the Lorax.  I speak for the trees which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please.”

Everyone has their favorite Dr. Seuss tale, and this is mine.  Here is the tale of the Once-ler and his Thneed (a fine something that all people need) which destroys the beautiful environment of Truffula Trees, and the life of the Swomme-Swans, Humming-Fish, and Brown Bar-ba-loots.  One of the truly sad Seuss books, which teaches a valuable lesson about our effect on our world, but tinged with hope that maybe it’s not quite too late to change.

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
“Some are thin.  And some are fat.  The fat one has a yellow hat.”

Here is one of the simpler books of the series.  In it a boy and a girl are shown all the amazing creatures in the world and how they can come in different shapes and sizes.  Of these beginning books here’s the one I still have fun with years later.

The Sneetches and Other Stories
“Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars.  The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.  Those stars weren’t so big.  They were really so small you might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.”

This collection includes four tales, each of them with a lesson to be learned.  “The Sneetches” and “The Zax” center on absurd behavior of consumerism and elitism, and a stubborn pair unwilling to compromise.  Let’s just say the world might be a better place if more kids read this book when they were young.  The third tale “Too Many Daves” is about Mrs. McCave who named all 23 of her sons Dave.  The final tale “What Was I Scared Of” centers around the story’s main character getting over his fear of a ghost and the unknown.

Beware of the Phog

For more tha 50 years Allen Fieldhouse, named after former Kansas head coach Dr. Forrest “Phog” Allen, has been the home court of the Jayhawks.  There’s just something about old basketball arenas in general, and Allen Fieldhouse in particular.  If you’ve never seen a game there you haven’t seen basketball as it was meant to be played.  As part of our Basketball Week I thought I’d share this little poem, written by yours truly, about the the mystery, the wonder, and the Phog, of Allen Fieldhouse.  Check it out in the Full Diagnosis.  Oh, and Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk!

“Beware of the Phog”
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Beware of the Phog

A warning to all, beware you who enter,
For this is no normal gym, nor expo-center.
Here in the heartland where this game was born,
And championship banners on rafters do adorn.
The ghosts are still strong, for here legends were made,
Here, the Dean bled, and here Wilt played,
Where Danny and the dreamers first emerged,
And all purple has long ago been purged,
Big Country was shut out, and Norm can only sigh.
Listen carefully and you might hear the cry,
From the rafters it comes, softly at first,
Then rising until the fieldhouse will burst,
Rock…Chalk…Jayhawk in deafening sound,
Here is where true champions are to be found,
Coaching legends these sidelines have seen,
Naismith, Brown, and Williams, just to name three.
This is Allen, a fieldhouse of universal renown,
For here the Jayhawks of Kansas are to be found.
A warning to every Tiger, Cowboy, Tarheel, or Hog,
Beware you who enter, Beware of the Phog.

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