First Annual Razorblade Awards

by Alan Rapp on December 29, 2005

in Announcements 

As we wind down the year over the next week you will start to see our lists for the best (and worst) films and performances of the year.  To start things off here are our picks for some of the more memorable and truly awful moments of film we were subjected to this year.  Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Razorblade Awards.

2005 was certainly a good year for crap.  Here are a few special films, actors, directors, and more that we would like to acknowledge in making sure that people could throw their money away on terrible, terrible films this year.

Glitter Award for film

A Sound of Thunder
Ed Wood Award for direction

Geoffrey Sax for White Noise
Sam J. Jones Award for Acting

Paul Walker in Into the Blue

Elizabeth Berkley Award for Acting

Penelope Cruz in Sahara
Halle Berry Award (AKA the Catwoman Award) for previous Oscar winners

Jaime Foxx in Stealth
Macaulay Culkin Award for child acting

Anna Poppelwell in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Rambo III Award for screenplay

Land of the Lost Award for special effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
M. Night Shyamalan Award for plot twist

Wild Wild West Award for movie adapted from television

TIE: Dukes of Hazard and Bewitched
Congo Award for movie adapted from a book

A Sound of Thunder adapted from the Ray Bradbury short story
Double Dragon Award for movie adapted from a video game

Mr. Deeds Award for film remake

The Producers
Superman III Award for sequel

Be Cool sequel to Get Shorty
Color of Night Award for gratuitous nudity

Where the Truth Lies
Arnold Schwarzenegger Award for gratuitous violence

Saw II

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