Alan Rapp

Walk Hard

  • Title: Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • IMDb: link

“It ain’t easy to walk to the top of a mountain.  It’s a long hard walk, but I will walk hard.”

The collaboration between Jake Kasdan and Judd Apatow is a perfect parody of recent overly serious and sentimental music biopics like Walk the Line and Ray which examine the entire life of an artist with all the skill and depth of a Behind the Music special.  The film follows Dewey Cox (John C. Reilly, who plays the character from the age of 14 to 71) who faces the tragic death of his brother to an unfortunate machete accident, the disapproval of his father (Raymond J. Barry), drugs, booze, and women, to become a legend.

Although it helps if you’ve seen the films this one parodies it’s not a necessity to get most of the jokes (though you will miss some of more subtle moments including specific shots and camera work).  Reilly is terrific in a role that let’s him prove just what a great dumbass he can play.  And, as he proved in A Prairie Home Companion (read that review), he can sing.  It’s a combination of the music and sharp unrelenting wit that transforms this film from the regular mass produced parodies like the Scary Movie franchises, and moves into the elite company with This Is Spinal Tap and Airplane.

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P.S. This is a Bad Movie

  • Title: P.S. I Love You
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P.S. I Love YouFresh off the insanely bad The Reaping (read that review) Hilary Swank takes this braindead romcom?  Why, Hilary, Why?  Okay, so it’s nowhere near the disaster of Mandy Moore’s films from earlier this year, but when that’s the only good thing I can say about it, well, that’s a problem.  Overfilled with enough cuteness to make a Care Bear strangle someone, this is a film best forgotten in movie hell, or inevitably replayed forever on Lifetime (which might be the same thing).

Holly (Hilary Swank) and Gerry (Gerard Butler) are the cutest couple ever!  They met cute, their first kiss was precious, and they even fight cute.  This movie is so stuffed with cuteness it makes The Care Bears Movie look like Schindler’s List.  Problem is, he’s dead.  But don’t worry, it’s not a downer because Holly even mopes cute.

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Juno

  • Title: Juno
  • IMDb: link

“Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass.”

Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) is a bit of an outcast at school with a small circle of friends including cheerleader Leah (Olivia Thirlby) and her best friend Bleeker (Michael Cera) who she decides to sleep with, which leads to some unforeseen consequences.

On discovering her pregnancy, and quickly dismissing the other options after a trip to the local abortion clinic, Juno decides to have the baby and give it up for adoption. She finds Mark (Jason Bateman) and Vanessa (Jennifer Garner) from and ad in the Penny Saver and everything seems like its going to work out, but this is a comedy so you know there will be some bumps along the way.

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Music from Fleet Street

More music?  You bet!  You will have to wait one more day for our review of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, but not to worry as we’ve got this collection of songs from the film to keep you busy!  To start with here’s my favorite song from the film “Not While I’m Around.”  You will find a larger version inside the Full Diagnosis along with many more songs including “God That’s Good,” “No Place Like London,” “The Contest,” “By the Sea,” and more!  Enjoy, and make sure to come back tomorrow for our review of the film!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
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“Not While I’m Around”

 

“No Place Like London”

 

“A Little Priest”

 

“Johanna”

 

“By The Sea”

 

“Worst Pies in London”

 

“Pirelli’s Miracle Elixer”

 

“The Contest”

 

“Pretty Women”

 

“God That’s Good”

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The Music of Walk Hard

  • Title: Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • IMDB: link

Here’s some of the pretty darn good, and often extremely funny, music from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story starting with the best song from any movie this year “Let’s Duet” with it’s hilarious over the top take on those flirty suggestive songs gone at least three steps too far!  You will find more inside including the title song of the film “Walk Hard,” “Royal Jelly,” and “Mr. President.”  Enjoy, and make sure you come back tomorrow for our review of the film!

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