Alan Rapp

Beowulf

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“I am Beowulf!”
 

Beowulf movie review

The film follows a condensed, and rushed, variation of the original epic poem.  After his hall is attacked by a fearsome creature known as Grendel (Crispin Glover), King Hrothgar (Anthony Hopkins) offers half of his fortune to anyone who can rid his kingdom of the monster.  The legendary warrior Beowulf (Ray Winstone) arrives, for the glory of defeating the demon.

The film follows Beowulf’s battle with Grendel and his encounter with Grendel’s mother (Angelina Jolie) in the dark caves of the mountains.  Secrets will be unearthed, curses laid down, and Beowulf’s glory will grow – though not without a cost.

In terms of look the film achieves much of what it sets out to do.  The appearance of the characters (each taken from the individual actors) is the best I’ve seen human beings done in this type of computer animation.  Also worth noting are the battle scenes which work quite well, especially if you have a chance to see the film in the IMAX 3-D version where the blood and spears shoot out at you.

Though the look works there are many problems with the non-human characters.  The monsters in the film are scary in only a depressing B-movie kind of way.  Grendel is a big dumb ogre, the dragon is ferocious but bland, and we never get to see the true form of Grendel’s mother (though it is often teased in reflection).  The only real monsters worth mentioning are the sea creature Beowulf slays during a flashback in what is the best scene of the film.

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Behind the Scenes – Southland Tales

Here are some interviews and cilps taking a look behind the scenes of Richard Kelly‘s Southland Tales.  First up, The Rock and the Buffster sit down to talk about the film and their future projects.  Larger version, along with Gellar discussing her role as a porn star and Ling Bai and Richard Kelly discussing the film, inside the Full Diagnosis.

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The Rock and Sarah Michele Gellar discuss the film

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar discusses playing a porn star

 

Ling Bai dicusses the film

 

Director Richard Kelly

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Profiles in Justice: The Wonder Twins

G4 provides some memorable (if not always good) sketch comedy.  Here’s a funny little vid from Attack of the Show‘s own Olivia Munn and Kevin Pereria giving us all the stuff we care about as the Wonder Twins.  Just what have the pair been up to since they were let go from the Justice League?  Let’s find out!  Larger version available in the Full Diagnosis.  Nice stuff!

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Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

Dynamite Entertainment and Wildstorm have combined forces to give us a triple threat, no-holds-barred, bloody battle for the ages.  Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, and some S-Mart worker from the Houswares Department known simply as Ash.  Six-issues of bloody good time starts here!

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“In the end you can’t outrun fate, plain and simple.”

 

The first issue of the Wildstorm/Dynamite Entertainment crossover features narration of Ash, though our hero himself doesn’t appear until the final page.  Instead the issue brings us up to speed as it begins five years after the events of Freddy vs. Jason with the tragic end to both Laurie and Will, before Freddy begins his mind games and sends Jason after the Necromonicon.

This is a good start to a series that will find it hard to live-up to its promise.  Still, even though we get little of Ash on the page we get his voice throughout and the book feels much more like Evil Dead inspired tale than either of the other two franchises (and that’s a good thing!).

 

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I’m not a big conniseur of horror comics but there was enough her to pique my interest and there’s enough on the page to wet my appetite for more.

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