Alan Rapp

After delivering a baby during a shoot-out Mr. Smith (Clive Owen), with the help of a prostitute who specialzes in breast-feeding fantasies (Monica Bellucci), must protect it from a mad man (Paul Giamatti).  Ramona Pringle, Jane McLean, and Greg Bryk aslo star.  Check out the official site.  The film opens everywhere on Friday.  Larger trailer available in the Full Diagnosis.

Shoot ‘Em Up
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Director James Mangold remakes the 1957 film (based on a short story by Elmore Leonard) about a rancher (Christian Bale) who agrees to transport an outlaw (Russell Crowe) to the 3:10 train to Yuma for trial.  Chris Browning, Peter Fonda, Ben Foster, Gretchen Mol, Vanessa Shaw, and Alan Tudyk also star.  Check out the official site.  The film opens everywhere on Friday.  Larger trailer, along with a trailer for the original film, available in the Full Diagnosis.

3:10 to Yuma (2007)
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A group of tourists take a haunted swamp tour of New Orleans (yeah, smart move!) only to find real terror when an axe-wielding killer (Kane Hodder) starts to cut into their fun.  Joel Moore, Tamara Feldman, Mercedes McNab (of BtVS fame), Parry Shen, and Joleigh Fioreavanti star.  Check out the official site and the MySpace page.  The film scares itself into limited release in select cities on Friday.  Larger trailer available in the Full Diagnosis.

Hatchet
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Jeff Garlin, who also wrote and directed the film, stars as a lonely 39 year-old man looking for love and “someone to eat cheese with.”  Sarah Silverman, Dan Castellaneta, Bonnie Hunt, Gina Gershon, Rebecca Sage Allen, Elle Fanning, Richard Kind, and Amy Sedaris also star.  The search begins in limited release in select cities on Wednesday.  Larger trailer available in the Full Diagnosis.

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
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