Alan Rapp

This Week

So what’s out there this week.  Well today we’ll take a look at the films scheduled to be released this Friday which includes a foreign film from India and a documentary in limited release; oh yeah, and there’s this thing called X-Men: The Last Stand too (you might have seen a preview).  Read on.

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Here’s what’s scheduled to hit theaters this week.  Want to know more, just click on the title for film info including a full cast list.  Want a closer look, just click on the poster to watch the trailer.

X-Men: The Last Stand

The “Brett Ratner” X-Men years begin (and end?).  Almost everyone’s back – Professor X (Patrick Stewart), Cyclops (James Marsden), Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), Storm (Halle Berry), Rogue (Anna Paquin), Iceman (Shawn Ashmore) and added to the mix are the Beast (Kelsey Grammar), Angel (Ben Foster),  and soooo many more, hell, Jubilee (Kea Wong) is included!  Problems for our intrepid heroes include Magneto (Ian McKellen), Mystique (Rebecca Romijn), the Juggernaut (Vinnie Jones), sentinels, a “cure” for mutation, and the resurrected Phoenix (Famke Jensen).  Whew!  Can fanboy Ratner control this unwieldy cast and still find the emotion behind the stories and characters?  Check back on Friday for our answer!

An Inconvenient Truth (limited release)

Anybody remember Al Gore?  In a documentary very close to the former VP’s heart audiences are asked to take a hard look at global warming.  The film focuses on presenting facts and scientific evidence and cautions and calls for the need for serious change in the United States and the world.  Will it raise debate in country over the issue or will “non-believers” simply stay away?  Early word says the film isn’t doomsday-ish, but a rallying cry to motivate support for the cause.  There’s no word yet if George W. Bush will attend opening night (but, I’m guessing…no).

Fanaa (limited release)

More Bollywood fun in this Hindi film about a love story between a tour guide/terrorist (Aamir Khan) and a blind Kashmiri girl (Kajol).  He shows her around the city as the two begin to fall in love only for her to later discover about the hidden part of his life that could endanger not only their relationship but both their lives.  The film was directed by Kunal Kohli (Hum Tum and Let’s Be Friends!) and also stars Shiney Ahuja, Rishi Kapoor, Kiron Kher, Lara Dutta, Sahil Chaudhry, Tabu, and Wishal Rampal.

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So Dark, the Con of Man

  • Title: The Da Vinci Code
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The Da Vinci CodeRon Howard probably wasn’t the best director for a vast conspiracy/thriller picture; off the top of my head Oliver Stone seems to be the more natural choice.  Neither was Akiva Goldsman (I, Robot, A Beautiful Mind) the right man to try and adapt Dan Brown’s novel to screen.  The final look of the film feels very much like a book stuffed into a movie.  The film really is a confusing jumble of odd choices and missed opportunities.

In case your one of twelve people who hasn’t read the novel the premise runs like this:  Scholar Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is on a book tour in Paris where he is summoned to the Louvre where a man (Jean_Pierre Marielle) who was scheduled to meet that afternoon has been murdered.  Captain Fache (Jean Reno) is certain Langdon is the killer while cryptographer (Audrey Tautou), who is also granddaughter of the murdered man, is certain he is innocent.  Neither one of their certainties is satisfactorily explained.

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Stanley Kunitz

100 years is a pretty good run.  Poet Stanley Kunitz (Intellectual Things which won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, The Wild Braid, and Passing Through: The Later Poems) died on Sunday from complications with pneumonia.  Kunitz served twice as U.S. Poet Laureate, was honored with the National Medal of the Arts, the Robert Frost Medal, The National Book Award, and Harvard’s Centennial Medal.  He also served a term as the state poet for New York where he founded the Poets House.  Kunitz worked well into his 90’s writing and even appearing in public to speak about and read his work.  “I never think of myself as having outlived my useful existence,” he remarked in 2000.  Aside from his breadth of work and longevity Kunitz will be remembered for his work in helping out aspiring young poets, “I think all artists, and especially poets, are forever in search of a community.”  That community is now lessened by his passing.

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Speed of Lightning, Roar of Thunder

Okay, I love Underdog and thanks to flicks like Chasing Amy and Almost Famous I’m a huge Jason Lee fan.  Lee’s taken to vocal role for the animated hero in live action/CGI hybrid (think back to 2000’s The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle).  Peter Dinklage will star as baddie Simon Barsinister and Amy Adams has signed on for voice the lovely Sweet Polly Purebread.  Director Frederick Du Chau (Racing Stripes) will take control behind the camera on the script by Joe Piscatella and Adam Rifkin (Small Soldiers).  Hopefully there will be no need to fear come next August.  For those of you who don’t remember Underdog was Saturday morning cartoon staple in the sixties and seventies (and re-ran through much of the eighties).  The story told of lovable Shoe-Shine Boy who would take his “magic pill” in times of danger and rescue the city from the likes of Simon Barsinister and Riff-Raff saving the day while rhyming.  No word yet if other characters like Tennessee Tuxedo, Klondike Kat, or The Go-Go Gophers will make cameo appearances.  Extra fun link for those of you who want to listen to the original theme song or see the lyrics (click here).

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New on DVD

We’re here to let you know what’s out there for your entertainment dollar.  Every week a new batch of DVD’s gets shipped out and thrown onto the shelves.  This week we’ve got Johnny Knoxville “pretending” to be mentally retarded, a film December and I disagree about, another flick from my worst list of 2005, special editions of convicts flying the friendly skies, Napoleon Dynamite, Gene Hackman and Will Smith arguing on a submarine, and people chasing Will Smith (hmm, maybe they saw I, Robot), season sets of Hill Street Blues and more.  Take a peek inside for the full list.

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Here’s what is getting released today on DVD:

Film:

The Producers – Unnecessary re-adaption of the Broadway play (which itself was adapted from the original Mel Brooks film) starring Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, Will Ferrell, and Uma Thurman.  Extras include a commentary by director Susan Stroman, deleted scenes, outtakes, and an analysis of a scene.  The film earned a spot on my worst of 2005 (click here).  Let’s just say Broderick is no Gene Wilder.  Check out the original review here.

Winter Passing – Speaking of films I disliked (check out the original review).  This one stars Zoeey Deschanel as a moody drug addict daughter of a famous writer (Ed Harris) who goes home to find letters her parents wrote to each other years ago to sell them to a publisher.  Included on the DVD are trailers and a behind the scenes featurette.  I couldn’t find it in myself to like or care for any of these characters but December enjoyed it for what it was (read her DVD review here).

The White Countess – Ralph Fiennes plays a blind American diplomat who falls for a Russian refuge (Natasha Richardson) in Shanghai during the 1930’s.  Extras include commentary by directory James Ivory and Natasha Richardson, a making of featurette, a behind the scenes featurette, and a tribute to Ismail Merchant.

The Ringer – Johhny Knoxville and his friends scheme to make some cash by entering himself as a contestant in the Special Olympics.  The DVD includes commentary by director Barry Blaustein, screenwriter Ricky Blitt, Peter Farrelly, Johnny Knoxville, Edward Barbanell and John Taylor, deleted scenes, featurettes on the Special Olympics and the movie, and a message from the Chairman of the Special Olympics Tim Shriver.

Something New – A young black female lawyer (Kenya McQueen) finds love in the arms of a white landscaper (Simon Baker) to the consternation of her friends and family.  The DVD includes an introduction by Blair Underwood and featurettes on the making of the film and the do’s and dont’s of dating.

When a Stranger Calls – A high school student (Camilla Belle) is harassed by a threatening prank caller while babysitting only to discover the calls are (gasp) coming from inside the house.  Extras include commentary tracks from the director, writer, and cast, deleted scenes, and a featurette on the making of the film.

Special Editions:

Napoleon Dynamite (Like, the Best Special Edition Ever!) – Jon Heder as the alienated teen who, when not bustin’ the moves,  helps his friend Pedro (Efren Ramirez) run for student president.  This collection contains two discs with commentary by director and co-writer Jared Hess, Heder, and producer Jeremy Coon, and commentary with Ramirez, Aaron Ruell, Jon Gries, and Tina Majorino, deleted and extended scenes with commentary, outtakes, audition clips, and featurettes on Jared Hess, shooting on location, and the wedding.  Also included are promo spots, trailers, a still gallery, and clips from TV appearances.  All of this is also available in the “Freakin’ Sweet Collector’s Set” which also includes iPod stickers and bobble-heads of Napoleon and Kip.

Con Air (Unrated Extended Edition) – A former US ranger gets out of prison after serving a stint for manslaughter only to have the transport hijacked by the other fellons (John Malkovich, Ving Rhames, Steve Buscemi, Dave Chapelle).  John Cusack and Colm Meaney also star. 

Enemy of the State (Unrated Extended Edition) – “You’re not paranoid if they’re really after you.”  Yeah, whatever.  Will Smith plays a lawyer who beomes the subject of an NSA investigation when a man drops evidence a corrupt politician into his unsuspecting lap and turns his life upside down.  This edition includes a featurette on the making of the film, deleted scenes, and the trailer.

Crimson Tide (Unrated Extended Edition) – The nuclear submarine Alabama has a new XO (Denzel Washington) who doesn’t see eye-to-eye with the captain (Gene Hackman) during a possible nuclear attack by Russia.  Extras include deleted scenes and a featurette on the making of the film.

Family/Animated:

Home MoviesSeason Four – The final 13 episodes of eight year-old Brendon Small’s visionary early work captured in his homemade movies staring his friends Jason and Melissa.  The set also contains bonus commentary tracks with cast, crew and guests, episode animatics, a featurette on the genesis of the series, and a bonus CD with 52 tracks collecting music from all four seasons.

Duma – Parents of young South African boy (Alexander Michaletos) bring home an abandoned baby cheetah who grows up with the boy until the day Duma becomes old enough to return to the wild.  Extras include extended scenes and the trailer. 

TV:

Hill Street BluesSeason Two – Another season Steven Bocho’s overworked inner-city cops in all 19 episodes.  The set includes commentary on two episodes, featurettes on the show, star Richard Belker, Captain Freedom, and more.

That GirlSeason One – Before Mary Tyler Moore there was Marlo Thomas as the liberated and single struggling model and actress in New York City.  All 30 first season episodes are included with the original pilot, series promos, featurettes on the making of the show, outtakes and clips, and an eight page episode guide.

The Big ValleySeason One – Western soap opera involes the brood of the Barkley Ranch in the San Joaquin Valley during the 1870’s.  All 30 episodes of the first season are collected here.

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