Alan Rapp

Holy Sh*t Dude!

Wow.  Well you knew Trey Parker and Matt Stone weren’t going to take Isaac Hayes’ leaving the show and all that negative publicity lying down, but DAMN!  The post-Hayes episodes started last night poking fun of Hayes’ departure from the show by with Chef’s brainwashing by a “fruity little club” of child molesters.  The parallel to Hayes and Scientology wasn’t subtle nor is the message Parker and Stone give by turning the character into a pedophile and then killing him in the most brutal manner possible thus ending Chef’s tenure on the show.  Kyle’s eulogy said it all “A lot of us don’t agree with the choices Chef made in the last few days (comments by Hayes about the show’s mocking of Scientology and his choice to leave the show), some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us.  But we can’t let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.  We shouldn’t be mad at Chef for leaving us; we should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.”  Let us know if you saw it and if you’ve got an opinion of the episode (and the Lucas themed ending).

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The American Experience of Eugene O’Neill

A tale of tragedy and remarkable writing – that’s the life of Eugene O’Neill.  American Heritage presents a two-hour documentary film chronicling the life and career of the first great American playwright.

American Experience – Eugene O’Neill: A Documentary Film
4 Stars

“The individual life is made significant just by the struggle.”

The great American apostate playwright Eugene O’Neill wanted nothing more than to dig deep into the real life and produce a new kind of truth and realism on stage.  His works confronted the pain of everyday life and the torture and turmoil of the deeper questions concerning the human condition.  His life and career are chronicled on this new PBS documentary.

For the first half of the twentieth century Eugene O’Neill was American theater.  The most celebrated writer of his generation and widely regarded as America’s premier playwright O’Neill received four Pulitzer Prizes for Drama (in 1920 for “Beyond the Horizon”, in 1922 for “Anna Christie”, in 1928 for “Strange Interlude”, and posthumously in 1957 for the autobiographical “Long Day’s Journey Into Night”) as well as the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1936.  O’Neill’s harsh upbringing and early life brought forth a yearning for meaning and truth in his work.  O’Neill bucked the shallow entertainment for entertainment sake model so popular at the time and brought frank and honest realism to the stage.

The American Heritage documentary takes a look at the childhood involving his mother’s morphine addiction and attempted suicide, the deaths of his parents and brother in his early 20’s, and his mid-life battle with Parkinson’s disease; all of which shaped O’Neill life and style, and how that life led to such great works such as “The Iceman Cometh,” the dark allegory which showcases the life of illusion and lie that most people live their entire lives.  The documentary if filled with photographs from his lifetime and includes interviews and dramatic readings of his work.  It paints a troubled man, often unhappy and disillusioned, but one that strove for one purpose alone.  In O’Neill’s own words, “I want to be an artist or nothing.”  The film is filled with interviews and testimonials from those who knew and have performed his work and would agree that he was remarkably successful in his goal.

The documentary finishes with O’Neill’s last work – the autobiographical Long Day’s Journey Into Night.  The play focuses on the pain and troubles of his childhood during one day when all the family’s dirty secrets are laid bare.  His final work is the culmination of his life’s work – a brutally realistic an unapologetic look at the human condition that is bittersweet and deeply tragic.  Much like the man himself O’Neill’s plays show a complex view of the world that never goes for the easy answer but instead strives for a more true and honest view of the world.

This is a wonderful documentary and any fan of O’Neill, of theater, or of biographical films will want to check this out.  The filming and editing are first rate and the film spends as much time discussing the man as his work and how one relates to the other.  A great DVD to own and would also be good for educators (the official site includes more on O’Neill including a teacher’s guide and suggested further reading).  For those not ready to pay for the DVD the program (sans extras available only on the DVD) will be shown next Monday, March 27th on PBS.  Watch and enjoy.

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Fourth Grade Sure Was Rough

The Seventh Season of South Park gives us the wonders of Casa Bonita and the lame Hooters rip-off Raisins, the music of Faith + 1, and the return of the visitors.  The season also contains satires of the Metro-sexual fad, the tobacco industry, and the basis for the Mormon religion.  The boys take a trip over the rainbow to Canada, the town celebrates the 100th episode, and more celebrities hit the sleepy town including Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Gene Hackman and Christopher Reeves.  While not the best season there’s still plenty here to enjoy.

South Park – Season Seven
3 & 1/2 Stars

While not up to the level of Season Five (“Cripple Fight,” “Scott Tenorman Must Die”, “The Super Best Friends”) or Season Six (“Simpsons Already Did It,” “Red Hot Catholic Love,” “The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers,” and “Free Hat.”) this season does have its moments including allowing Cartman to be Cartman – in all his glory.

The series hits its stride when it does two things: satirizes something America (or the world) is taking too seriously and allows Cartman to be the evil little prick he is.  This season does a little of both. 

The set starts out with a remake of the visitor episode that involves a taco that craps ice-cream.  Swing, and a miss.  Then there’s the Christopher Reeve episode that includes cripple gangs, attacks Reeve for his support of stem cell research, and jokes about the issue by turning stem cell research into sucking fetus cells from their necks for super powers.  Wow, swing and a big miss for the show here as all good taste is thrown out the window and more than a little macabre now after Reeves death. Let’s just say the beginning of Seventh Season is pretty crappy.

Then comes Cartman trying to kill Kyle with a wiffle bat and then the 100th episode of the series “I’m A Little Bit Country” where the town argues over how the founding fathers would view the war in Iraq and now (finally) we’ve got it going.  Other really good episodes involve two Jennifer Lopez’s (the real one and the one on Cartman’s hand – guess which one Ben Affleck and the music studio prefer), Cartman doing whatever it takes to go to “Casa Bonita,” Cartman, Token, and Butters forming a Christian Rock group with songs like “Touch Me Jesus” and “Body of Christ” just to win a bet with Kyle (also includes a nice look at the “damage” Napster does to musicians), the retelling of Joseph Smith’s story – dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, and the show where the AARP invades the town.

Then again there’s also the episode attacking the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy popularity that’s quite good until it degenerates into crazy-wacko-funland-time that includes a plot to takeover the human race by the crab people.  Along the same lines is the episode involving the takeover of the town by the Native Americans (including a plan to give the town blankets infected with SARS).  Yeesh.

Season Seven is kind of a mixed bag.  In the end the whole season doesn’t quite work but there are enough individual episodes to keep you entertained throughout the set.  Still, when it’s funny it’s damn funny and well worth picking up.  Fans of the show won’t be disappointed to add this to their collection.

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This Week

So what’s out there this week.  Well today we’ll take a look at the films scheduled to be released this week including Spike Lee’s latest with Denzel Washington, yet another low budget horror movie and Larry the Cable Guy gets his own flick .  Read on…

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Here’s what’s scheduled to hit theaters this week.  Want to know more, just click on the title for film info including a full cast list.  Want a closer look, just click on the poster to watch the trailer.

Inside Man

Spike Lee makes a generic thriller?  The film pits criminal Clive Owen battling wits with cop Denzel Washington.  A botched heist leads to a hostage situation stand-off.  Seems like a rather odd choice for Lee going where many have gone before.  Still with Washington, Owen, Jodie Foster and RazorFine favorite Chiwetel Ejiofor this one’s got some definite star power (sadly though last year’s Flightplan did too).  Written by first timer Russel Gewitz.  Can Lee breathe life into such a well-worn tale?

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

The one-joke redneck blue collar comedian gets his own film playing a health inspector(?) teamed up with a rookie partner (Iris Bahr) trying to uncover the cause of food poisoning at all the top restaraunts while wooing (can a cable guy woo?) a waitress (Megyn Price).  Can he Get ‘er done?  Does anyone care?  Written by the team of Jonathan Bernstein and James Greer who gave us Max Keeble’s Big Move (yeah, I don’t remember it either).  For Arrested Development fans both David Cross and Tony Hale are credited with small parts in the film.

Stay Alive

Yet another horror flick stuck into the winter season.  This one is about teens who play an online video game known as “Stay Alive.”  As they play those who end up dying in the game start dying in real life (if you can refer to anything as retarded as this as real).  Of course they keep playing deciding the only way to survive is to beat the game and the evil Blood Countess.  Yeah.  Written and directed by William Brent Bell (Sparkle and Charm) and starring a cast of nameless teen actor monster food that you’d expect from a flick like this.

American Gun (opens Wednesday in limited release)

Intertwining tales of “how the proliferation of guns in America dramatically affect and shape the very day lives of its citizens.”  The stories include a gun shop owner (Donald Sutherland) and his granddaughter (Linda Cardellini), a single mother (Marcia Gay Harden) with a troubled son (Christopher Marquette), a high school principal (Forest Whitaker) and an A-student (Arlen Escarpeta).  Written and directed by first-timer Aric Avelino.  Early comparisons to recent Academy Award Winner Crash and early reviews have been just as divisive. 

l’enfant (Los Angeles and New York only)

Blegian film in French and presented with Enlish subtitles about theives and new parents living off the bounty from their heists and decide to auction of the child as a new way to make some easy money.  Written and directed by Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne the film won the Golden Palm at Cannes but the film is getting a very narrow US release (Los Angeles and New York only).  We’ll have to see how it does and if it can survive long enough to make the art house circuit across the country.

Lonesome Jim (New York only)

Steve Buscemi (yes, that Steve Buscemi) steps behind the camera for this one to direct the story of Jim (Casey Affleck) a down on his luck twenty-eight year-old who leaves New York and moves back home to Indiana to live with his dysfunctional family and begins a relationship with a local woman (Liv Tyler) and her son.  Sounds like it could be a little too sappy, but Buscemi’s odd touches might make this worth seeing (for example the cast list includes a character named Evil).  As a side note Tyler sure seems to love those Affleck boys (she played the love interest to Ben in both Armageddon and Jersey Girl).

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V for…

  • Title: V for Vendetta
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“People should not be afraid of their governments; governments should be afraid of their people.”

Here’s what I learned from V for Vendetta: 1). I never, ever, want anyone to try and make Watchmen into a film.  2). Even when you gut a great graphic novel of some of its best material it can still come out well on screen.  3). I have an even deeper appreciation for Sin City.  The Wachowksi adaptation (Moore pulled his own name off the project) isn’t the graphic novel, but it does have something worth watching.  I would have preferred a more faithful adaption to this remodeled version, but what we do get is still quite good; sadly though the source material demands it to be great.  My immediate reaction to the film is mostly positive yet conflicted and wistful of what could have been.

Our hero is a terrorist that blows up half the town (and that’s not even half as bad as what he does to those he “likes”).  Alan Moore gave us a dim future about a totalitarian regime in London and one lone man who wants to bring it all crashing down, and achieve vengeance for what was done to him by the system in the name of progress.

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