Alan Rapp

Knights of the Sky

  • Title: Flyboys
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Flyboys main problem is it’s just too Hollywood.  It’s too nice, it’s too stylish, and it’s just too damn clean.  Despite being based on a real story the film feels Hollywood fake, which is a problem.  Still the actors do what they can with the script and find a way to make a good, if not particularly memorable, film.

WWI is raging across Europe and America stands idly by.  A group of young Americans, of different backgrounds, from different states, and for different reasons, travel to France to join the fight.  They volunteer for the Lafayette Escadrille, an elite fighter pilot division, to take on the German air force.

The characters in the film are your standard army film group.  There’s the best of the group Blaine Rawlings (James Franco) who is burdened with a conscience and falls for a local woman (Jennifer Decker).  There’s the black fighter (Abdul Salis) who doesn’t want to fight, the screw-up who can’t shoot straight (David Ellison), the one who succumbs to the pressure (Philip Winchester), and the spoiled rich kid (Tyler Labine).  It wouldn’t be a war film with a noble captain (Jean Reno) and a mysterious and aloof flight instructor (Martin Henderson).

The film begins with how each came to volunteer, follows their training and early missions, and their final mission of glory.

The acting is as good as it can be given these stock characters and relationships.  The real stars of the film are the dogfights.  At the beginning they are a little to much like a video game for me, but they improve over the course of the film as the squad becomes part of the fighting unit.

There are problems of course.  The story is far from original and relies too much on the aerial dogfights and likeability of its cast.  It’s also is a little too brash for my taste; it has all the subtlety of a Michael Bay film.

I would have preferred a film that had paid a little more attention to detail rather than try to look as lush and clean as this one.  Everything is just too Hollywood beautiful.  And what a rich country France must have been during the war, to have every single member of their country dressed in new clothing, perfectly washed and pressed daily (even as they evacuate cities).  And who knew that French military uniforms are so resistant to dirt and wear they always look like they were just sewn.  Amazing.

Despite the films flaws, gross generalizations, and lack of accuracy in small matters, it still is an enjoyable film, and one of the few war movies acceptable for young teenagers.  It’s nowhere near as bad as Pearl Harbor, but is inflicted with some of the same flaws.  Still, for what it does right it is easy enough to recommend.

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That’s All?

  • Title: All the King’s Men
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All the King's MenIn 1950 All the King’s Men won Best Actor (Broderick Crawford), Best Supporting Actress (Mercedes McCambridge), and Best Picture.  I wish that was the film we were about to discuss, but sadly it is not.  In 2006 Hollywood decided to make an inferior remake.  Sadly, this is the film we will discuss.

Willie Stark (Sean Penn) is chosen by mobster Tiny Duffy (James Gandolfini) to enter the race for Louisiana Governor.  Tiny sees Stark as the wide-eyed innocent do-gooder who will split the vote and keep his man in office.  Once Stark learns of this situation he plunges head on into the campaign and becomes the Governor of Louisiana.

While this is happening, young newspaper man Jack Burden (Jude Law) is covering the story for his paper, and begins to believe that Willie Stark might just be the right man for the job.  Burden sees a fellow dreamer in Willie and thinks, just maybe, Stark might do some good.

Once in office Stark takes on the oil companies and state legislature, tyring to make good his campaign promises of spreading the wealth and creating new jobs, new schools, new roads and bridges, for the less fortunate of the state.  The power brokers however see this man as a menace and fight to hold onto their wealth.

Oddly enough the movie doesn’t have a main character.  The first half of the movie centers mostly around Stark, at times leaving his story to focus on Burden.  In the film’s second half the focus shifts 180, as Stark’s story is moved to the back-burner in favor of Burden’s tale.

There are countess stories that branch off of Burden’s tale which involve his childhood best friend (Mark Ruffalo), who Willie wants to use for publicity, his childhood crush (Kate Winslet), who has her own secrets, his disapproving mother (Kathy Baker), his relationship with Stark and his staff including Stark’s gal Friday (Patricia Clarkson), his relationship with the influential man who helped raise him (Anthony Hopkins), who Stark wants Burden to bring down, and more.

The film feels very much like a large novel shoved into the small frames of a movie reel.  There’s just too much there, and it’s so badly managed that you never really learn about the situations or characters.  Was Willie Stark a good Samaritan that wanted to help out the unfortunate, or was he a crook and thief milking the state for money?  The movie never decides, and, what’s worse, never even presents evidence either way.  All we get is third-hand gossip.

The structure of the film leaves much to be desired.  It opens in an odd flashback sequence that is troubling, and Willie’s initial forray into politic is less than adequately explained (and Tiny’s as a choice for Lt. Governor is never explained).  In too many places the film feels like an unfinished rough-cut instead of a movie being pushed into the Oscar race.

The two men’s stories don’t really have much to do with each other, and the film would have been better served to put one or the other front and center instead of wobbling between the two.  Nor do the flashbacks from Burden’s past, shown over and over again, add to any part of the film.  It’s just a slow plodding exercise that seems to be there to give everyone a chance to act.

Speaking of the acting, it’s darn good.  The film survives based on the performances of these actors – and considering Penn looks like he’s wearing a groundhog on his head for most of the film that’s something to be proud of.

The level of talent here sets expectations and demands certainly more than competence.  Sadly that’s all we get.  The film really, really wants to be an Oscar contender, but there isn’t a single performance, shot, line of dialogue, or piece of score, that is memorable, let alone remarkable.  This film feels very much like a remake and a film based off a novel, but without the author’s perspective.  We get characters, we get stories, but we don’t get a point.  With the cast involved and a director like Steven Zaillian behind the camera I expected more than an underwhelming, two-hour, instantly forgettable film.

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Meager Feast

  • Title: Feast
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feast-posterFeast will be remembered by those who caught the last season of Project Greenlight.  The brainchild of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck which gave an unknown filmmaker an opportunity to make a Hollywood film.  Against their collective will they were saddled with a horror script and did the only thing they could, they hired a stylish, out-of-the-box thinker, to direct.  The result isn’t actually a Feast, but, considering I thought I was going to starve, it might make a nice snack for some.

In the middle of nowhere a few locals sit around a bar until a stranger (Eric Dane) and his wife (Navi Rawat), on the run from monsters, break the monotony of their lives.  Something is out there, it’s hungry, and it’s coming this way.  This band of misfits will have to band together to survive.

The patrons include waitresses Honey Pie (Jenny Wade) and Tuffy (Krista Allen), and Tuffy’s pre-teen son Cody (Tyler Patrick Jones), the owner of the bar (Duane Whitaker), a dumb hick shit kicker (Balthazar Getty) and his wheelchair bound younger brother (Josh Zuckerman), out of work actor Jason Mewes (Jason Mewes), an old lady (Eileen Ryan), a middle-aged punk chick (Diane Goldner), a nitwit (Judah Friedlander), a bartender (Clu Gulager), and a traveling self-help speaker (Henry Rollins).

What good are these people?  Not much, but they sure will make some tasty monster food.  They are trapped in the small bar when a family of monsters come calling and you realize quite early that some are going to be just too stupid to survive.

What works?  Well there are several interesting shots from the stylish first time director, a few nice jokes from a pretty average script, and some unexpected twists on who gets eaten and who survives.  John Gulager comes off well as do his two family members that make the cut – Clu Gulager (his father) and Goldner (his girlfriend).  Most of the cast do what they can with the script.  Krista Allen, surprisingly, is the stand-out.

The worst performance of the film, even more so that the monsters, is Navi Rawat.  It’s just a total miscasting (for those of you who remember the show you know the casting director put her in the film over the objection of the director and the producers).  She’s a cute girl and I’m sure works fine in television, but is way over her head here.  She’s not tough enough or strong enough for what the role calls for.

A side note about casting, where is this town in the middle of nowhere where every woman (Rawat, Allen, Wade) is a model?  Who knew inbreds were so cute?  Who cares about monsters, I’m packed and ready to go!

Gulager’s film shows the strain of it’s struggled making and you can tell it was done by a first time director.  The low budget alloted to the film doesn’t allow the creatures to look very good, and the attempt to shoot all the action in shaky cam to hide the fact is a bust, and possibly give you motion sickness.

There’s some nice twists, some nice shots, some okay performances, but in the end the film still feels incomplete.  Horror flicks aren’t my thing so there may be those amongst you who will enjoy this film more than I did.  The biggest compliment I can give it is this – it is not a waste of time.  Sure, it’s a trainwreck (anyone who saw Project Greenlight knew it would be), but the style and most of the acting work and if the film had been given a bigger budget, some actually scary monsters, and didnt’ really so heavily on the shaky cam to hide the lack of footage (and money) then this film might have been able to overcome its shortcomings.  As it is, it’s passable, just not that enjoyable.

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Comic Book Shelf

Hey there true believers!  Today the sixth issue of our Comic Book Shelf edition hits our newsstand.  Want to know what’s getting released today at the old comic shop but too busy, or lazy (not that there’s anything wrong with that), to bother?  Well no sweat Bat-fans as we’ve got the scoop of what comics and graphic novels are hitting the shelves today.

This week’s releases include Superman, Blade, Deadman, Flash, Emily the Strange, Moon Knight, Robin, Sensational Spider-Man, Hellblazer, Claw the Unconquered, and more!

If you’re looking for graphic novels you don’t want to miss Magnus, Robot Fighter Vol. 3, Batman Chronicles Vol. 2, Fantastic Four Visionaries: John Byrne, Vol. 6, Otherworld, Ms. Marvel Vol. 1: Best of the Best, Batgirl: Destruction’s Daughter, and Uncanny X-Men – The New Age Vol. 5: First Forsaken.

For the full list check inside…

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New on DVD

We’re here to let you know what’s out there for your entertainment dollar.  Every week a new batch of DVD’s gets shipped out and thrown onto the shelves.  This week we’ve got the comedy that does for girls gymanstics what Bring It On did for cheerleading, an outlaw is given the choice to hang or kill his father, and a pedophile learns why he should never prey on young girls.  All that plus season sets of My Name Is Earl, Battlestar Gallactica, The Unit, and more.  Take a peek inside for the full list.

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Here’s what is getting released today on DVD:


Film:

Stick It – “Writer Jessica Bendinger’s latest (this time she directs as well) is a similar though less campy look at the world of female gymnastics.  The result is a pretty good film with a few jokes, some interesting camera work, good performances from a group of young actresses and a smart (if somewhat tongue-in-cheek) look at the warped world of gymnastics.” (click here for my full review).  The DVD contains outtakes, deleted scenes, music videoes, featurettes on the gymastics and stunt work done in the film, and multiple commentaries from the director, actors, and filmmakers.  Bring It On home!

Hard Candy – “A two actor performance piece about a a deranged and vindictive 14 year-old girl and a pedophile.  Yeah…you might say this isn’t exactly for everybody.  I saw the film in a mostly empty theater during a press screening and I’m pretty sure I would not want to view it in a crowded one.  It’s an intensely uncomfortable experience that never quite justifies what it puts the audience through, but there are points to, well not exactly enjoy, but at least appreciate.” (read my full review here).  The DVD contains commentaries from the director and stars, deleted and extended scenes, a featurette on the making of the film, and a DVD-ROM production notebook.

The Proposition – Guy Pearce stars as one member of a family of outlaws in 19th Century rural Australia.  After he and his younger brother are captured he is offered a pardon for finding and killing his older brother.  The DVD includes commentary from director John Hillcoat and screenwriter Nick Cave.

Stay Alive – Teen horror flick centering around an online video game based on a mysterious 17th centruy noblewoman called the Blood Countess.  Available in a standard full screen or an unrated widescreen edition with commentary.

Animated:

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe – Season 2, Vol. 2 – 32 adventures of the champion of Eternia taking on Skeletor and protecting Castle Greyskull.  Extras include two original featurettes, commentary for three episodes, character profiles, storyboards, trivia, and collectable cards.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica – Season 2.5 – Final 10 episodes of Season Two as humans struggle against the Cylons, search for Earth, and discover a new homeworld.

My Name Is Earl – The Complete First Season – Jason Lee won fans and rave reviews for his turn as a lifetime screw-up who begins to try and make amends after winning the lottery.  All 24 first season episodes are included with commentary from the stars and creator Greg Garcia on select episodes, a blooper reel, and a behind the scenes featurette.

The Unit – The Complete First Season – All 13 episodes of David Mamet’s hour drama about the lives of American super-secret operatives.

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