Alan Rapp

Stanley Kunitz

100 years is a pretty good run.  Poet Stanley Kunitz (Intellectual Things which won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry, The Wild Braid, and Passing Through: The Later Poems) died on Sunday from complications with pneumonia.  Kunitz served twice as U.S. Poet Laureate, was honored with the National Medal of the Arts, the Robert Frost Medal, The National Book Award, and Harvard’s Centennial Medal.  He also served a term as the state poet for New York where he founded the Poets House.  Kunitz worked well into his 90’s writing and even appearing in public to speak about and read his work.  “I never think of myself as having outlived my useful existence,” he remarked in 2000.  Aside from his breadth of work and longevity Kunitz will be remembered for his work in helping out aspiring young poets, “I think all artists, and especially poets, are forever in search of a community.”  That community is now lessened by his passing.

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Speed of Lightning, Roar of Thunder

Okay, I love Underdog and thanks to flicks like Chasing Amy and Almost Famous I’m a huge Jason Lee fan.  Lee’s taken to vocal role for the animated hero in live action/CGI hybrid (think back to 2000’s The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle).  Peter Dinklage will star as baddie Simon Barsinister and Amy Adams has signed on for voice the lovely Sweet Polly Purebread.  Director Frederick Du Chau (Racing Stripes) will take control behind the camera on the script by Joe Piscatella and Adam Rifkin (Small Soldiers).  Hopefully there will be no need to fear come next August.  For those of you who don’t remember Underdog was Saturday morning cartoon staple in the sixties and seventies (and re-ran through much of the eighties).  The story told of lovable Shoe-Shine Boy who would take his “magic pill” in times of danger and rescue the city from the likes of Simon Barsinister and Riff-Raff saving the day while rhyming.  No word yet if other characters like Tennessee Tuxedo, Klondike Kat, or The Go-Go Gophers will make cameo appearances.  Extra fun link for those of you who want to listen to the original theme song or see the lyrics (click here).

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New on DVD

We’re here to let you know what’s out there for your entertainment dollar.  Every week a new batch of DVD’s gets shipped out and thrown onto the shelves.  This week we’ve got Johnny Knoxville “pretending” to be mentally retarded, a film December and I disagree about, another flick from my worst list of 2005, special editions of convicts flying the friendly skies, Napoleon Dynamite, Gene Hackman and Will Smith arguing on a submarine, and people chasing Will Smith (hmm, maybe they saw I, Robot), season sets of Hill Street Blues and more.  Take a peek inside for the full list.

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Here’s what is getting released today on DVD:

Film:

The Producers – Unnecessary re-adaption of the Broadway play (which itself was adapted from the original Mel Brooks film) starring Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, Will Ferrell, and Uma Thurman.  Extras include a commentary by director Susan Stroman, deleted scenes, outtakes, and an analysis of a scene.  The film earned a spot on my worst of 2005 (click here).  Let’s just say Broderick is no Gene Wilder.  Check out the original review here.

Winter Passing – Speaking of films I disliked (check out the original review).  This one stars Zoeey Deschanel as a moody drug addict daughter of a famous writer (Ed Harris) who goes home to find letters her parents wrote to each other years ago to sell them to a publisher.  Included on the DVD are trailers and a behind the scenes featurette.  I couldn’t find it in myself to like or care for any of these characters but December enjoyed it for what it was (read her DVD review here).

The White Countess – Ralph Fiennes plays a blind American diplomat who falls for a Russian refuge (Natasha Richardson) in Shanghai during the 1930’s.  Extras include commentary by directory James Ivory and Natasha Richardson, a making of featurette, a behind the scenes featurette, and a tribute to Ismail Merchant.

The Ringer – Johhny Knoxville and his friends scheme to make some cash by entering himself as a contestant in the Special Olympics.  The DVD includes commentary by director Barry Blaustein, screenwriter Ricky Blitt, Peter Farrelly, Johnny Knoxville, Edward Barbanell and John Taylor, deleted scenes, featurettes on the Special Olympics and the movie, and a message from the Chairman of the Special Olympics Tim Shriver.

Something New – A young black female lawyer (Kenya McQueen) finds love in the arms of a white landscaper (Simon Baker) to the consternation of her friends and family.  The DVD includes an introduction by Blair Underwood and featurettes on the making of the film and the do’s and dont’s of dating.

When a Stranger Calls – A high school student (Camilla Belle) is harassed by a threatening prank caller while babysitting only to discover the calls are (gasp) coming from inside the house.  Extras include commentary tracks from the director, writer, and cast, deleted scenes, and a featurette on the making of the film.

Special Editions:

Napoleon Dynamite (Like, the Best Special Edition Ever!) – Jon Heder as the alienated teen who, when not bustin’ the moves,  helps his friend Pedro (Efren Ramirez) run for student president.  This collection contains two discs with commentary by director and co-writer Jared Hess, Heder, and producer Jeremy Coon, and commentary with Ramirez, Aaron Ruell, Jon Gries, and Tina Majorino, deleted and extended scenes with commentary, outtakes, audition clips, and featurettes on Jared Hess, shooting on location, and the wedding.  Also included are promo spots, trailers, a still gallery, and clips from TV appearances.  All of this is also available in the “Freakin’ Sweet Collector’s Set” which also includes iPod stickers and bobble-heads of Napoleon and Kip.

Con Air (Unrated Extended Edition) – A former US ranger gets out of prison after serving a stint for manslaughter only to have the transport hijacked by the other fellons (John Malkovich, Ving Rhames, Steve Buscemi, Dave Chapelle).  John Cusack and Colm Meaney also star. 

Enemy of the State (Unrated Extended Edition) – “You’re not paranoid if they’re really after you.”  Yeah, whatever.  Will Smith plays a lawyer who beomes the subject of an NSA investigation when a man drops evidence a corrupt politician into his unsuspecting lap and turns his life upside down.  This edition includes a featurette on the making of the film, deleted scenes, and the trailer.

Crimson Tide (Unrated Extended Edition) – The nuclear submarine Alabama has a new XO (Denzel Washington) who doesn’t see eye-to-eye with the captain (Gene Hackman) during a possible nuclear attack by Russia.  Extras include deleted scenes and a featurette on the making of the film.

Family/Animated:

Home Movies – Season Four – The final 13 episodes of eight year-old Brendon Small’s visionary early work captured in his homemade movies staring his friends Jason and Melissa.  The set also contains bonus commentary tracks with cast, crew and guests, episode animatics, a featurette on the genesis of the series, and a bonus CD with 52 tracks collecting music from all four seasons.

Duma – Parents of young South African boy (Alexander Michaletos) bring home an abandoned baby cheetah who grows up with the boy until the day Duma becomes old enough to return to the wild.  Extras include extended scenes and the trailer. 

TV:

Hill Street Blues – Season Two – Another season Steven Bocho’s overworked inner-city cops in all 19 episodes.  The set includes commentary on two episodes, featurettes on the show, star Richard Belker, Captain Freedom, and more.

That Girl – Season One – Before Mary Tyler Moore there was Marlo Thomas as the liberated and single struggling model and actress in New York City.  All 30 first season episodes are included with the original pilot, series promos, featurettes on the making of the show, outtakes and clips, and an eight page episode guide.

The Big Valley – Season One – Western soap opera involes the brood of the Barkley Ranch in the San Joaquin Valley during the 1870’s.  All 30 episodes of the first season are collected here.

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This Week

So what’s out there this week.  Well today we’ll take a look at the films scheduled to be released this Friday including Tom Hanks trying to solve “the greatest cover-up in human history,” some animals fighting against the evils of suburbia, and a wrestler killing a buch of teenagers.  All that and more; read on…

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Here’s what’s scheduled to hit theaters this week.  Want to know more, just click on the title for film info including a full cast list.  Want a closer look, just click on the poster to watch the trailer.

The Da Vinci Code

Ron Howard and Tom Hanks, reuniting for the first time since Apollo 13, try to adapt of the hugely popular Dan Brown novel involving an academic (Hanks) and a cryptographer (Audrey Tutou) attempting to solve a murder and unraveling the mystery through the clues that will lead to “the truth behind the greatest cover-up in human history.”  The book is interesting though the revelation of the secret has led to as much head scratching as awe.  If you haven’t read the book I’d shy away from the trailer (which gives away the entire plot).  Jean Reno, Paul Bettany, Ian McKellen, and Alfred Molina also star.

Over the Hedge

Speaking of adaptions, DreamWorks latest is based on the comic of Michael Fry.  The story involes a group of animals (voiced by Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carrell, William Shatner, Thomas Haden Church, Eugene Levy, Allison Janney, Nick Nolten and Avril Lavigne) trying to resist “the evils and tempatations of encroaching suburbia.”  Co-directed by Tim Johnson (Antz, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas) and Karey Kirpatrick who wrote the screenplay along with those from Chicken Run and The Littlest Vampire.  With this kind of talent it would be hard, though not impossible, to screw this up.

See No Evil

Oh, a horror movie starring a WWE superstar; I wonder how bad this could get (anybody else remember Blade: Trinity?).  The “plot” involves a group of teens (Craig Horner, Tiffany Lamb, Penny McNamee, Samantha Noble) sentenced to community service and end up in a spooky abandoned hotel inhabited by a psychopath (Gordon Jacobs, AKA Kane for ya’all wrasslin’ folks).  Not the first movie to star a wrestler (No Holds Barred, Suburban Commando) but this time the WWE has stepped up to co-produce with Lions Gate Film in a deal which will also bring “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to the screen later this year.

12 and Holding (limited release)

Three misfit 12 year-old friends (Connor Donovan, Zoe Weizenbaum, and Jesse Camacho) deal with the murder of on of the group’s twin brother (also Donovan) by a group of bullies and deal with the sense of loss, grief and an overwhelming desire for revenge.  Directed by Michael Cuestra (L.I.E.) and written by TV series writer Anthony Cipriano (SK8, The Jersey) the film also stars Mark Linn-Baker, Annabella Sciorra, and Bruce Altman.  The film is being distributed through IFC films through a limited release beginning Friday.

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Disaster of a Film

  • Title: Poseidon (2006)
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rogue wave – relatively large and spontaneous ocean surface waves which can sink even large ships and ocean liners; they are more concisely defined as waves that are more than double the significant wave heigh, which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record.  Once thought to be only legendary, they are now known to be a natural (although relatively rare – except in Hollywood) ocean phenomenon.  (Wikipedia)

Poseidon is a tepid, detached, derivative, boring, silly, banal, unimaginative, stupid little film.  It will probably make $160 million by the end of the summer.  The movie feels more like a made-for-TV Sci-fi Channel disaster flick like Deep Shock or Descent than an actual theatrical film.

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