Movie Reviews

No Fool’s Gold Here

Just because National Treasure: Book of Secrets isn’t that great of a film doesn’t mean you shouldn’t see it.  It’s not a classic and I don’t know if I would even classify it as art; but it’s all sorts of fun in a season full of pretentious movies without any thrills.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets
3 Stars

Man, there are all sorts of conspiracy theories in this country.  I knew that.  What I didn’t know, until I saw National Treasure: Book of Secrets that is, is that apparently, they’re all a part of one giganto collective super conspiracy woven throughout all time, and conveniently packaged for edutainment (of course it’s a word!).  Okay, maybe not every claim in the movie, such as the real-life whereabouts   of the El Dorado, is based in fact; but the solid planting of fact throughout the film is what makes this movie so much fun – the idea that history can be just as exciting as Transformers, and anyone can be thrilled by the experience.

After discovering the founding father’s treasure in part one of the series, part two picks up with Nicolas Cage‘s character Ben Gates’, and that character’s father’s (Jon Voight), name being tarnished by that asshole Ed Harris.  By bogusly interpreting some historical evidence, his character hopes to trick Gates into finding – wait for it – a NATIONAL TREASURE.  And thus sets off the wild goose hunt that is another National Treasure flick.

Though it’s far off from the Best Of the Year lists that have started flooding the internets, it’s also a good distance off from being a bad movie.  The historical aspect of the film is a more than amusing- the mixture of fact and fiction is sweet to the taste, and the characters’ love of history is somehow charming.  The actors are having a good time, like Voight, Cage or the stereotypical sidekick character played by Justin Bartha.  The character could just as easily been played as that annoying tech geek that no one actually likes that shows up in most action movies; but Bartha nails every one of his wisecracks, and is perfectly charming.  The movie is just thrilling enough until the final act, when you’ll look down and realize the tension on the screen has you wringing your fingers, in giddy apprehension of the fate of the good guys.  Director Jon Turteltaub, a veteran of the first film, clearly knows what he’s doing here, and he’s not trying to do anything more than he has to.  From start to finish, he makes this a simple, family thriller whose only aim is to be fun, and maybe a little cool.  There’s no subtext (aside from a couple of off-handed remarks on the state of affairs in our State today,) and it’s not trying to change your mind either.  It’s just a fun time.

But don’t get too excited – there are some definite flaws.  The pacing is fast, to ensure that not even the youngest of audience members’ minds begin to wander onto any other pertinent topics like Santa, video games or how gross girls are.  Maybe that pace is a good thing for the second-graders out there, but it means the movie feels rushed to anyone with a mature attention span; and, for a movie that relies on facts that few know off the top of their head, it can be difficult to follow the story and the logic of the characters.

Men like Turteltaub deserve some credit.  Their movies aren’t going to win any awards; but their not in it for the recognition.  They’re not trying to revolutionize the medium of movies, they just want to give people a great way to waste two hours.  Well, Mr. Turteltaub, for what it’s worth, I was glad to let you waste my time.

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Atonement

  • Title: Atonement
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Robbie Turner (James McAvoy) is the kitchen helps son and in love with Cecilia Tallis (Keira Knightley) the head of household’s daughter. Cecilia is a stuck up rich brat who plays hard to get, but conforms to her one true love in the end, Robbie. Briony Tallis (Saoirse Ronan), the youngest daughter has a huge crush on Robbie and finds herself in a very jealous predicament, in return she lashes out and lies about whom she caught accosting her cousin in the woods.

Briony’s lie sends Robbie away to war and trashes his name forever making it impossible for Robbie and Cecilia to be together. Cecilia leaves the family estate and makes a go of it on her own as a nurse for the effort, running into Robbie one last time before he is sent off to the front, they agree to find one another after and marry.

Briony (Romola Garai) grew out of her impish childhood and into guilt and a need to correct all that she had wrong. Believing she was paying for her lies, she signed up as a nurse to help the wounded in an effort to ease her mind. She hunted down her sister, Ceclilia, but was never forgiven.

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P.S. This is a Bad Movie

  • Title: P.S. I Love You
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P.S. I Love YouFresh off the insanely bad The Reaping (read that review) Hilary Swank takes this braindead romcom?  Why, Hilary, Why?  Okay, so it’s nowhere near the disaster of Mandy Moore’s films from earlier this year, but when that’s the only good thing I can say about it, well, that’s a problem.  Overfilled with enough cuteness to make a Care Bear strangle someone, this is a film best forgotten in movie hell, or inevitably replayed forever on Lifetime (which might be the same thing).

Holly (Hilary Swank) and Gerry (Gerard Butler) are the cutest couple ever!  They met cute, their first kiss was precious, and they even fight cute.  This movie is so stuffed with cuteness it makes The Care Bears Movie look like Schindler’s List.  Problem is, he’s dead.  But don’t worry, it’s not a downer because Holly even mopes cute.

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Juno

  • Title: Juno
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“Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass.”

Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) is a bit of an outcast at school with a small circle of friends including cheerleader Leah (Olivia Thirlby) and her best friend Bleeker (Michael Cera) who she decides to sleep with, which leads to some unforeseen consequences.

On discovering her pregnancy, and quickly dismissing the other options after a trip to the local abortion clinic, Juno decides to have the baby and give it up for adoption. She finds Mark (Jason Bateman) and Vanessa (Jennifer Garner) from and ad in the Penny Saver and everything seems like its going to work out, but this is a comedy so you know there will be some bumps along the way.

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A Rare Treasure

  • Title: National Treasure
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National Treasure

National Treasure is a treasure hunting movie of the finest caliber.  With great locations, strange clues that must be deciphered intertwined into U.S. history, a race against time to find the treasure, a great cast, and peppered with action sequences but with its soul relying on the characters’ intellect rather than only their brawn, it’s all you can ask for, and a little more.  Disney has had mixed success in its live action movies, but this can be put alongside the best of the bunch.

The movie begins with John Adams Gates (Christopher Plummer) telling his grandson the story of a great treasure of King Solomon passed down through the generations and protected by the Knights Templar and Freemasons who eventually smuggle the treasure to the New World and hide it, leaving a series of clues by which it might later be uncovered.  Through mischance the Gates family has the only known clue to the treasure which he now passes on to his grandson.

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