Movie Reviews

Another Philip K. Dick Flick?  Skip it, and wait for the NEXT one

  • Title: Next
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next-posterGreat idea, horrible execution.  That’s Next in a nutshell.  To start off with the film has much working against it.  First off, it’s based on the Philip K. Dick short story “The Golden Man,” and we all know that Hollywood has had mixed success translating his work on screen. 

Add to that a floundering Nicholas Cage (anyone remember Ghost Rider?) and the curse of Jessica Biel (see Blade Trinity, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Illusionist, Summer Catch, Elizabethtown, Rules of Attraction, and Stealth) and you have all manner of disasters just waiting to occur.

The film centers around lackluster magician Cris Johnson (Cage), working under the name Frank Cadillac – we don’t care why, but the film feels a need to explain the name, which is about the only thing it seems to give a straight explanation. 

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The Worst Movie Ever?

  • Rating: NO STARS
  • Title: The Condemned
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There is a moment, one moment, in the film where a reporter (Angie Miliken) balks at the atrocity of a duel to the death battle royal and blames not only the creators of the show but the worldwide audience for tuning in.  For a split second the film takes a stand against decaying morality and standards, and the ill-effects of violence on our world.  And then it goes back and celebrates the same type of mindless torture it wanted to condemn for another half-hour.  I’ve always said Vince McMahon would strangle babies on stage for quarters if you let him, and here’s the film that proves me right. The Condemned might not be the worst film ever made, but it’s definitely in the conversation.

The set-up, basically stolen from The Running Man (a much better flick in every way possible), involves an unscrupulous television producer (Robert Mammone) who buys up death row inmates from around the world and drops them off on an island to kill each other.  The victor wins freedom, a big cash prize, and a trip off the island.

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Hot Fuzz

  • Title: Hot Fuzz
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“Well, I wouldn’t argue that is was a no-holes barred, adrenalin-fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”

Hot Fuzz movie review

Supercop Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is promoted and shipped out of London to the sleepy burg of Sandburg.  The rest of the London force is sick and tired of being shown-up by a one-man force with a 400% higher arrest record who makes the rest of them look bad.

So Angel shows up in Sandford, a town with almost no crime but a large amount of “accidental” deaths.  Partnered with the chief’s son (Nick Frost), who has a love of American action flicks, a tendency to ask really annoying questions (“Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?”), and little actual police knowledge, Angel investigates a few accidental deaths and becomes convinced a serial killer is murdering his way through the small town.

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How to Kill Your Wife and Get Away With It

  • Title: Fracture
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Fracture movie reviewWhile Fracture isn’t a great film it is a compelling and fun ride including good performances and a script which will keep you guessing similar to 2003’s Runaway Jury.  Featuring a pair of great actors in plum roles it’s the type of film you enjoy watching, even if you can punch holes in some of the plot points later on.

On discovering his wife (Embeth Davidtz) is having an affair with a police detective (Billy Burke) Ted Crawford (Anthony Hopkins) coldly plans her murder.  But instead of an intricate plan or an ironclad alibi he simply walks up to her at home, shoots her in the head, and then waits for the police to arrive.

Willy Beachum (Ryan Gosling), a young Assistant District Attorney with one foot out the door for a new cushy corporate job working under a beautiful woman (Rosamund Pike), is assigned the case.  There’s evidence, a confession, and Stevens even plans on defending himself.  Slamdunk.

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Pride

  • Title: Pride
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pride-posterPride is one of those films with strong ambitions that doesn’t know how to achieve the level of success it desires.  Instead of taking the time to delve deep into the racial overtones of the period, which instead are painted broadly in black (good) and white (misguided at best, evil at worst), the film relies on regular sports cliches about a troubled coach coming in and changing the lives of disheartened kids to tell its story.

Jim Ellis (Terrence Howard) was a collegiate swimmer who struggled to compete because he was black and alive during the racial divisive 1960’s.

After graduating Ellis was unable to find himself a coaching position and through a series of odd events, choices, and coincidences, found himself as a coach of the Philadelphia Department of Recreation.

The story arc rings a little too close to Hoosiers (complete with a wary love interest, Kimberly Elise, related to one of the players), and the scene where the kids find pride and stand up for their coach by standing on their desks and saluting “O Captain, My Captain” by standing up and saluting “This is our house!” is impossible not to compare to Dead Poets Society.

There’s also a subplot with a local thug who is supposed to be a bad influence though the worst thing he does over the course of the film is pee in a pool.  Almost Disney-esque.

The kids themselves are your stereotypical bunch which includes the talented but unmotivated one (Nate Parker), the dumb one (Evan Ross), the nerdy one with glasses (Brandon Fobbs), and the girl (Regine Nehy).

Through these problems the film does find a struggle and story that you can get into.  You want these kids to succeed and you want the racist coach of the nearby university (Tom Arnold) to get the comeuppance he deserves.  Howard provides the film’s heart and Bernie Mac provides the needed influx of humor.

Although cheesy at times the film does have an important message and explores some troubling rascist attitudes which were very much a part of the culture of the 1970’s.

Still, the film’s overall stance, implied though not stated, that all white people are bad (except one minor character with ten seconds of screentime) and all black people are basically good people (remember even the gangsters aren’t that tough) only missing the opportunity to prove their equality or even superiority is a little over-simplistic for what could have been a more historically accurate film, especially one that prides itself as being based off a true story.

The end result is mixed, but there are enough reasons, including a positive message at the heart of the film, that I can recommend it.  It’s not for everyone, but those wanting to see it should leave the theater with plenty to talk about.

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