Movie Reviews

It’s Alive!

  • Title: Monster House
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monster-house-posterYou want to know where Hollywood sees its money coming from?  Take a minute to ponder the following.  Five years ago this film would have debuted in October.  Now it’s put out in mid-summer so the DVD can be ready for Halloween?  To paraphrase The Buggles – “Has DVD killed the theatrical film?”

When a particularly cranky and evil old man (Steve Buscemi) has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital, his house seems to take a life all its own taking revenge on the children of the neighborhood who it holds responsible for the situation.  With only days left before Halloween, it’s left to three young children to stop the evil monster house before it can devour all the young trick-or-treaters.

DJ (Mitchel Musso) is the brave one and Chowder (Sam Lerner) is the dumb but entertaining best friend.  They team-up with smart girl Jenny (Spencer Locke), who they barely save from the house’s hunger.  But as they battle the house they learn its deep dark secrets and find there’s more to the story than they realized.

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A Jay and Silent Bob Movie?

  • Title: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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“A Jay and Silent Bob movie; who would pay to see that?”

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

After discovering that a movie is being made from the comic book based off their misadventures, Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) travel cross country to stop the film from being made.  Along the way they meet a hitchhiker (George Carlin), a nun (Carrie Fisher), and a lesbian gang of thieves (Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Eliza Dushku, Jennifer Schwalbach).  The girls steal diamonds using the clueless duo of stoners for dupes.

With an orangutan they stole from an animal testing center, Jay and Silent Bob try to make their way to Hollywood staying one-step in front of Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (Will Ferrell) and a host of policemen (including an almost unrecognizable Judd Nelson) who are hot on their trail.

The film brings back several character from the previous View Askew films.  From Clerks we get the Quick Stop along with Dante (Brian O’Halloran) and Randal (Jeff Anderson).  From Mallrats we get Brodie (Jason Lee) who now owns his own comic book shop (the shop used for the film is Kevin Smith’s own place in Redbank, NJ – Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash).  From Chasing Amy we get Holen (Ben Affleck), Spanky (Jason Lee), Alyssa (Joey Lauren Adams), and Hooper (Dwight Ewell).

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A Shared Moment

  • Title: Chasing Amy
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I came into the View Askew Universe in the middle.  I hadn’t seen Clerks or Mallrats and didn’t even really know much about this filmmaker named Kevin Smith.  I was in college and over winter break a friend had recommended this film called Chasing Amy to me (thanks Mary!!).  She wouldn’t tell me much about it except that it was something she wouldn’t recommend to everyone but thought it was something I might like.

Back at school a month or two later I discovered that for two nights the university movie theater was showing that same film.  Remembering the recommendation and with nothing better to do I went and I went back the next night to see it again.  I can’t remember a film that touched me on so many levels and I’ve been a supporter of Kevin Smith ever since hoping one day he’ll find the magic he weaved in this film.  Over the years I’ve been entertained by Smith’s later work and enjoyed his two previous films but sadly none would measure up to the one so dear to my heart.

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You & Dupree, But Not Me

You’ve seen this film before, we all have.  The clumsy, klutz, problem friend who ends up causing problem for a loving couple.  We’ll now you can see it again!  Joy.  Too predictable, and once again this year we find a film that breaks our “One Dumb Move Rule.”  Given its faults the film can only choose to try and skate by on the charm of its stars.  Now, it has quite a bit of charm, but not that much.

You, Me and Dupree
2 Stars

A premise about a good hearted but annoying friend can only take you so far.  The charm of you stars can take you a little further, but in the end if there’s no real point, and your movie is relying solely on gags and disaster scenes, you’ve got a problem.  You, Me and Dupree isn’t terrible, hell it’s even bearable for the most part.  It’s just not very good, but compared to Kate Hudson’s recent string of insipid romantic comedies it’s actually an improvement.

Dupree (Owen Wilson) is an idiot, klutz, emotionally stunted, and a fool (except when the movie needs him to be clever, suave, romantic, and wise).  His best friend Carl Peterson (Matt Dillon) has just gotten married to a lovely girl named Molly (Kate Hudson).  For taking time off for the wedding to serve as Carl’s best man Dupree gets fired and loses his job, car, and apartment.  So Dupree moves in with the couple.

From here you can tell where the story will go.  Dupree will infuriate Molly to the point where he’ll get thrown out.  Only then Molly will feel sorry for him and find the “true man” beneath the surface angering Carl to no end.

There’s also a subplot involving Carl who works for Kate’s father Mr. Thompson (Michael Douglas).  Thompson does everything he can to ridicule and belittle his new son-in-law despite his apparent love for his daughter.  I do have to give kudos for the casting here; the scenes with Douglas and Hudson come off surprisingly well.

The film starts to fall apart when every issue and problem can be solved with a simple talk.  Hence, the movie breaks our “One Dumb Move Rule” where one simple move, word, or action can solve the conflict and isn’t done simply to continue the contrived plot device in which the characters have been imprisoned by the writer and director.

Despite it’s problems the film does have some charm and a few funny moments.  It’s much better than this years Failure to Launch (what isn’t?), but still not good enough for me to recommend to you.  Still fans of Hudson’s romantic comedies should enjoy themselves here.

The film is just too predictable.  The jokes or “surprises” you’ll see coming long before any of the characters, and the contrived problems could have been easily solved with a simple talk.  The cast puts forth some good performances trying to save this one; even if they don’t quite succeed the effort itself is something to be proud of.

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What Does a Scanner See?

  • Title: A Scanner Darkly
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a-scanner-darkly-posterIn terms of filmmaking A Scanner Darkly is a huge success.  In terms of an enjoyable summer flick…well, let’s just say it’s not something you want to go into without being prepared for.  The film is based of Philip K Dick’s novel of the same name which is an otherworldly fictional semi-autobiographical tale about drug use and drug culture.  Still with me?  It’s an intense picture that at times is very slow and somewhat difficult to enjoy, but by the end what you are left with is an undeniably unique theater experience that you will either cherish or curse my name for recommending it to you.

Agent Fred (Keanu Reeves) is an undercover police agent playing the role of a drug dealer named Bob Arctor.  Even his bosses don’t know who Fred really is, only that he is one of the people in the house which is filled with hidden cameras and scanners.  All his reports are made while wearing a scramble suit which completely hides his identity.

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