Movie Reviews

Heads You Win, Tails You Die

  • Title: Domino
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What an entertaining ride.  Although rather messy and with more than a couple of flaws, Domino delivers one of the most enjoyable and watchable films this year.  Comparison to Tarantino’s Kill Bill are probably inevitable, but this is a far superior film with actual heart.  And damn, is it fun!!

Domino Harvey (Keira Knightley) is a glamour girl with a thirst for violence turned bounty hunter.  As the film opens Domino is in custody telling FBI Agent Taryn Miles (Lucy Liu) discussing what went wrong and landed her handcuffed in the interrogation room.  Something horrible happened on the last bounty and the movie is a series of flashbacks inter-cut with Knightley telling her story and finding her own understanding of what happened out in the desert.

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Waiting…

  • Title: Waiting…
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Is Waiting… great cinema?  Well no, but it’s damn funny.  A perfect vehicle for Ryan Reynolds, with some wonderful supporting performances, in much the same vein of his title role in National Lampoon’s Van Wilder.  A nice little comedy that’s well worth checking out.

Monty (Ryan Reynolds) is the coolest guy at Shenanigan’s, an Applebee’s style restaurant.  His co-workers include best friend Dean (Justin Long) who is agonizing over the state of his life, out spoken waitress Serena (Anna Faris ), timid Amy (Kaitlin Doubleday), and Naomi (Alanna Ubach ) who’s one bad tipper away from some serious carnage.  We’ve also got the dorky manager Dan (David Koechner), jail-bait hostess Natasha (Vanessa Lengies), crazy chef Raddimus (Luis Guzman), the grill guru Bishop (Chi McBride), and new trainee Mitch (John Francis Daley).

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Can’t Stop the Signal

  • Title: Serenity
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“I would rather have a show that a hundred people need to see than a thousand people like to see.” —Joss Whedon

serenity-posterHere’s a peculiar story, a television show that only aired for four months and was cancelled after a dozen episodes has been made into a movie. Joss Whedon’s short lived, but much beloved, Firefly told the story of Malcolm Reynolds and his crew in the distant future, got the whack from Fox Television.  Cancelled after only half a season into its run it produced big numbers when released on DVD and Whedon was asked to revive the franchise on the big screen.  So what’s the result?  Damn good if you ask me.

The movie begins four to eight months after the last episode of the series Objects in Space took place.  Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Nathan Fillion) and his crew are still doing what they do, trying to make a living, legal or criminal, out in the blackness of space.  The crew includes firstmate Zoe (Gina Torres) who served with Mal in the war for independence, on the losing side, her husband and pilot of the ship Wash (Adam Tudyk), the ship’s mechanic Kaylee (Jewel Staite), and the rather dim-witted muscle Jayne (Adam Baldwin).

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Into the Blue

  • Title: Into the Blue
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Into the BlueWhat can you say about a movie that strives to meet your low expectations? Into the Blue is not really a bad film, just a mediocre one. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, a group of mostly honest people find something valuable, but to get it they will have to bend or break the law.  As the pressure mounts the group begins to fracture with distrust, but in the end everything will turn out swell and we’ll have all learned a moral lesson.  If you haven’t seen that movie, I dunno, like a hundred zillion times then you’re in luck, because here’s your film. And hey, Jessica Alba spends almost twenty minutes in a bikini.

Sam (Jessica Alba) and her beach-bum boy-toy Jared (Paul Walker) live somewhere on beautiful beaches of what appears to be the Bahamas making a living in various tourist attractions while hoping that one day they might find some buried treasure in the deep of the ocean. Old friend Bryce (Scott Caan ) shows up with his new lady Amanda (Ashley Scott) and they go out for a boat ride and low and behold they stumble onto something.

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Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride

Corpse Bride is a stop-animation fantasy that exists past the realm of life. Tim Burton puts together a talented cast to rattle a bone and wake the dead. Shot similar to his 1993 The Nightmare Before Christmas, each frame brings to life a doldrums blue gray existence above ground and a jazzy warm and colorful underworld.

Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
3 Stars

Corpse Bride is a stop-animation fantasy that exists past the realm of life. Tim Burton puts together a talented cast to rattle a bone and wake the dead. Shot similar to his 1993 The Nightmare Before Christmas, each frame brings to life a doldrums blue gray existence above ground and a jazzy warm and colorful underworld.

Set in Victorian England, an arrange marriage between Victor Van Dort (Johnny Depp)
a timid young man from a common fish monger family, the Van Dorts (Tracy Ullman
& Paul Whitehouse) and Victoria Everglot (Emily Watson), a shy daughter of snobbish broke aristocrats, the Everglots (Albert Finney
& Joanna Lumley), starts the heads rolling. Victor is incapable of memorizing and properly reciting his wedding vows. A screw up to the end he accomplishes dropping the ring, setting the mother-in-law on fire and marrying a corpse. That’s right, marrying a corpse. Rehearsing his lines and placing a ring on what looked like a dead root, Victor awoke to his new bride, voice by Helena Bonham Carter, and life in the underworld. Forced into an unfortunate turn of events, Victor tries to escape, but finds that to be harder to accomplish than saying his vows.

The underworld is a colorful and lovely place compared to the existence above, and Victor, after finding his other wife betrothed to another, realizes that the underworld isn’t such a bad place to be after all. Agreeing to a ritual that will bind him to the corpse bride forever, the crew goes above ground to consummate the vows and ultimately kill Victor for the finishing touches. Before his lips could touch the goblet of poison the corpse bride, seeing Victor’s true love in the background, realizes that her dreams had been stolen from her and she didn’t want this for another young beautiful bride. The corpse bride released her hold on Victor to allow true love to prevail.

Barkis Bittern (Richard E. Grant), Victoria’s new husband, crept out of the shadows only to be recognized as the culprit who had slain the young bride years ago and left her for dead. Karma played a role and the dead got their revenge. Victor and Victoria were wed and the corpse bride was released from the underworld, a very happy ending indeed.

The Corpse Bride in comparison to The Nightmare Before Christmas deals with the underworld or rather the supernatural and stop-animation, besides that The Nightmare Before Christmas in art, style and music surpassed The Corpse Bride. It’s hard not to compare the two, and if you add in Beetle Juice, just on a creativity level, you will be very disappointed. If you look at Corpse Bride as a stand alone, its pleasant and has some great character studies. Each characters has some unique qualities that make them exciting and new, but other qualities ties them in all too close to some of the holiday claymation stories from childhood. The music is fun and jazzy at times, but other times it sounds similar to each other and some of the lyrics are hard to understand. Now that I have mentioned hard to understand, the voice actors had a few lines that blended in and were really hard to make out at times, mostly among the parents.

Overall it’s a pleasant enough film for the family, holding back on any true adult gags and keeping the scary parts about death under the table. However, it would have been nice to see a few one-liners taken advantage of and a little more dark and dank added to the dead. The storyline maybe a little deep for children, but the animation and songs will keep them pleasantly entertained.

I would have liked to seen more contrast in color and style between the living and the dead, really punch the style up and step out of the box with the music, make it more of a jazzy style musical and less sing songy. Tim Burton has seemingly toned down his adventurous side when dealing with his dead fantasy world, I would love to see him create a film including a fantasy with the dead just for adults.

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