A small town sheriff (Larry the Cable Guy) finds himself forced into protecting a star witness (Ivana Milicevic). J. David Moeller, Will Clinger, and Jenny McCarthy also star. You know I’d make fun of this but it’s sort of like playing keep away with a child with no arms or legs. Check out the official site. The “film” makes its way into theaters on Friday. Larger trailer available in the Full Diagnosis.
Witless Protection
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On the eve of his divorce Will Hayes (Ryan Reynolds) tells his curious daughter (Abigail Breslin) a story about his past relationships with women (Rachel Weisz, Elizabeth Banks, Isla Fisher) and how he met her mother. Check out the official site. We’ve seen it, and we’ll have the review when the film opens everywhere on Thursday.
Definitely, Maybe
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George A. Romero returns to his roots with this tale of film students whose lives are turned upside down when the entire world becomes a zombie movie. Joshua Close, Amy Ciupak Lalonde, Joe Dinicol, Shawn Roberts, Michelle Morgan, and Megan Park star. Check out the MySpace page. We’ve seen it, and we’ll have the review when the film scares itself into theaters everywhere on Friday.
Diary of the Dead
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Hayden Christensen stars as a young man who learns he has the ability to teleport and finds himself stuck in a war between other jumpers and a secret organiztion out to destroy them. Samuel L. Jackson, Jamie Bell, and Rachel Bilson also star. Check out the official site. The film jumps into theaters everywhere on Thursday. Larger trailer available in the Full Diagnosis.
Jumper
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This documentary from Sean Fine and Andre Nix follows a group of three children from a displacement camp in northern Uganda who particpate in a music and dance festival. One of five documentary features nominated for this year’s Oscars. The film opens in theaters on Friday, and we’ll have the review! Larger trailer available in the Full Diagnosis.
War/Dance
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