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  • Title: G.I. Joe: Retaliation
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The first trailer for G.I. JOE: Retaliation has hit the Internet and I’ve got to say, despite a cool looking sequence between Snake Eyes (Ray Park) and Cobra ninjas on the side of the mountain, it doesn’t look much better than the supremely awful 2009 movie. In the new film the JOEs become renegades when Zartan (Arnold Vosloo), under the guise of the President of the United States (Jonathan Pryce) disbands the team and makes them public enemy number one. Channing TatumDwayne JohnsonAdrianne PalickiRay Stevenson,  Bruce Willis, and D.J. Cotrona also star, but  Christopher Eccleston, Sienna MillerJoseph Gordon-Levitt, Karolina Kurkova, and (surprisingly, as she was one of the first film’s only bright spots) Rachel Nichols won’t be returning. G.I. JOE: Retaliation opens in theaters on July 29th.

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  • Title: Rock of Ages
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The first trailer for the big screen adaptation of Rock of Ages has hit the interwebs, and oh my, does it look campy. The film follows a young couple (Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta) in love chasing their dreams in the big city. Tom CruiseMalin AkermanCatherine Zeta-JonesAlec BaldwinPaul GiamattiRussell Brand, Mary J. Blige and also star. The music from is taken from a host of 80’s bands including StyxJourneyBon JoviPat BenatarTwisted SisterSteve Perry,Poison and Asia. Rock of Ages opens in theaters on June 1st.

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  • Title: Men in Black III
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Okay, I have zero interest in the revival of the Men in Black franchise but this trailer does end with an inspired bit of casting for a young Agent K that makes it worth sharing with you. Will Smith and return as Agents J and K in a plot which not only involves aliens this time, but time travel as well. Alice EveEmma ThompsonBill HaderNicole Scherzinger and Rip Torn also star. Men in Black III hits theaters May 25th.

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