Tower Heist

  • Title: Tower Heist
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tower-heist-posterThere’s a long and storied tradition of heist films in cinema, and no small number of those films are draped in a dyed-in-the-wool “fuck the man” ethos. Of late, we’ve had far less anti-establishment peanut butter in our heist-film chocolate, but if there’s any time for populist payback on our silver screens, I think we can all agree that now’s as ripe a time as any.

But whereas the sadly overreaching In Time sci-fi inequality underpinnings felt like a happy accident in the midst of an otherwise unfortunate trainwreck, Brett Ratner‘s latest assault on cinema, Tower Heist, wears its blue-collar leanings on its sleeve like the world’s least subtle Livestrong bracelet. If only as much thought had gone into the pacing (and plot) of this little-guys-strike-back farce as it did for how to stuff as much working-stiff sympathy into 104 minutes, we might have had ourselves an entertaining little bout of payback by proxy.

Unfortunately, Ratner (who I hold could not have destroyed the X-Men franchise more completely than if he made Jar-Jar Dark Phoenix) seemed to take an obvious love of 70’s heist films with one serious Xanax chaser.

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Maybe Roland Emmerich should stick to disaster movies

  • Title: Anonymous
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anonymous-posterDid William Shakespeare write the plays and collected works attributed to him, or is someone else responsible? In an age where conspiracy theories are more popular than reality-TV shows director Roland Emmerich and writer John Orloff not only ask but offer an answer that question.

Anonymous follows the train of thought that Elizabethan aristocrat, Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford (Rhys Ifans), is the real author to Shakespeare’s works. Shakespeare (Rafe Spall) himself? Well, if you buy into this version, he was an uneducated dullard and bumbling actor with barely enough brains to take credit for another’s work.

Emmerich and Orloff aren’t the first to raise the question of Shakespeare’s authorship, but the case they make here involving vast conspiracies, secrets of the royal family, and a super-secret plan of succession to the throne of England come off more like bad soap opera than tragic drama. Their attempt to devalue Shakespeare further by portraying him as a angry buffoon doesn’t help their argument.

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Psych – The Amazing Psych-Man & Tap Man, Issue #2

  • Title: Psych – The Amazing Psych-Man & Tap Man, Issue #2
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When a new vigilante named The Mantis (Miles Fisher) starts cleaning up the streets of Santa Barbara by taking down one of the biggest drug rings in the area Shawn (James Roday) and Gus (Dulé Hill) are hired to help uncover the masked man’s identity.

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The Muppets take over Monday Night Raw

In case you missed it, Here’s the video of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy (and a few of their friends) from this past Monday’s episode of the WWE Raw. The Muppets were the special guests of the wrestling program to help promote their new film, The Muppets, which hits theaters on November 23rd. In part one Piggy and Kermit meet Vickie Guerrero, Jack Swagger, Santino Marella, and Kelly Kelly, and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker interact with Sheamus and Christian. Part two, which you will find after the jump, includes Piggy talking with John Morrison and Hornswaggle, and appearances by Fozzie Bear and Gonzo, Animal, and Statler and Waldorf.

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Glee – Pot O’ Gold

  • Title: Glee – Pot O’ Gold
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After a month hiatus Glee returns with several storylines and five musical numbers. Brittany (Heather Morris) and Finn (Cory Monteith) befriend and Irish exchange student named Rory Flanagan (Damian McGinty) who the cheerleader is convinced is a leprechaun. The glee club faces more defections as the size of Shelby’s (Idina Menzel) all-girl show choir continues to grow. Sue’s (Jane Lynch) attempt to shut down the musical by coming out against it on the air has an unforeseen consequence. And Quinn (Dianna Agron) starts to play dirty in her attempt to get her baby daughter back.

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