The Best of 2007

What would be better than getting this totally rad retro toy robot? That would be seeing my top picks for 2007.

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Few films stood out in 2007, but ones who did shined awfully bright. To follow are my top 5 films that are a must experience. Yes only 5, I’ve decided one of my New Year’s resolutions is to keep things simple and easy. How easy is it to accomplish viewing 5 great films? Pretty damn easy, that’s how easy. Others that didn’t make top 5, but worth a watch are No Country for Old Men, The Bourne Ultimatum, 3:10 to Yuma, Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford and Eagle vs Shark.

Here are the top 5 “TOTALLY RAD” films of the year.

1. Into the Wild: Let’s give another one up to Sean Penn; not only can that boy act, but has a hell of a set of directing chops. Brilliant cast, beautiful cinematography, jam’n soundtrack and a story that takes the whole audience on an epic adventure, how could anyone go wrong with Into the Wild? Based on the bestselling book by Jon Krakauer, this film reaches past the boundaries of everyday existence and delivers us into a world of thought, reasoning and love for life. Here is a young man who is tired of being what society and his parents expect and wants his freedom from the drudges of everyday life. He takes a long journey towards his goal of living in the wilderness in the cold depths of Alaska. Along his trip he runs into so many characters that shows him what true family is all about and how accepting your love and forgiving, you can accomplish anything.(read the full review)

2. Juno: Juno is a fresh twist to a teenage accident. Interesting how she originally chose to abort, but simply couldn’t bring herself to the task. Instead Juno and her buddy gathered up a PennySaver and found the want ads for babies. Cute white couple, looking to adopt beautiful newborn, will pay big dollars or something like that; Juno wanted the perfect couple to take care of what she new in her heart she couldn’t. The family dynamic and the humor that comes from everyday life makes Juno a pleasant surprise and a joy to watch. (read the full review)

3. Once: Once is an unpretentious film that has all the makings of a huge hit, between the music and chemistry amongst the leads there is no escaping the compassion that overwhelms. Humorous and poignant, this independent Irish driven musical doesn’t get caught up in the mundane, but rather keeps in tune with an inspiring romance. Once showcases the talents of Glen Hansard, singer/songwriter for the popular Irish band The Frames, and the delicate voice of Markéta Irglová, a new and refreshing face to the big screen. No worries if you are not a big musical fan, Once doesn’t pound you over the head with one song after another, but adds a perfect mix of dialogue and character interaction to accompany the music.(read the full review)

4. In the Valley of Elah: This film scared the shit out of me. To think the youth we have across seas right now and what type of mental capacity they have to handle everything being thrown at them. We have school shootings by teenagers not much younger than the ones we are intrusting with death and devastation in a third world country. The point of the this film should certainly make people set up and take notice, there is something so wrong with murder and to take it so lightly to commit it and cover it up and have absolutely no remorse for the crime, unbelievable. Tommy Lee Jones put on one of the best performances of his career and the way he and Charlize Theron worked together mesmerized the audience. She could have used a little more finesse and pizzazz behind her character and Susan Sarandon has played the grieving mother before. Interesting to see so much talent in one film and not expecting it, Jason Patric, James Franco and Josh Brolin, I didn’t see them coming. In the Valley of Elah is a must see with 4 razors.

5. Hairspray: Hairspray is a delightful toe tapping head bobbing experience. A remake of a musical of a remake of a…whatever, it fits perfect with today’s generation and what we would expect of a musical. Superstars like John Travolta, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christopher Walken and Queen Latifah grace the screen and the younger cast, Amanda Bynes, Zac Efron, Elijah Kelley and newbie Nikki Blonsky really add that special spark. Hairspray was a load of fun and a very unexpected and pleasant experience to watch. (read the full review)

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Blood, Murders and Hot Sauce: Ian’s Top 10 Films of 2007

Guess what guys?  Here’s a list of movies I liked this year.  IN FACT, it’s a list of the ten movies I like the very most.  I liked them all, and would totally give a thumbs up to anyone who helped to make any of them (except Halle Berry)!

Well go ahead man, what are you waiting for!?

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Let’s just get right to business, my favorite films of the year – with the order sure to change a whole lot of times before I bite the bucket – are as follows:

10 – The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

What makes this french film, based on the real life events of a paralyzed man who wrote a book by winking his eye, isn’t the strong story of the the likewise acting; but the unique voice of the movie’s director,  Julian Schnabel.  Beautiful, tragic and full of life without ever drawing attention to itself, it’s a joyous reminder that the greatest gift given to everyone is the imagination.  Look for it to become the most praised foreign film of the year.

9 – Things We Lost in the Fire

It really bugs me that I’m giving the annoying Halle Berry a spot in both my best and worst of the year lists; but I’d be lying to myself if I said that Things We Lost in the Fire weren’t a strong film that doesn’t have any trouble doing what it wants to do.  Mostly following the death of a father, husband and best friend (of a Benicio Del Toro character, who deserves an Oscar nom that the actor won’t get), the movie is about moving on and learning to take advantage of the good things in life.  Susanne Bier directs this clean cut of cinema clearly and gracefully, matching the beauty of the story in every technical aspect.  Read my review for more.

8 – 300

I don’t know if this movie is making too many year-end lists – and I don’t know that it wholly deserves to – but for a style-over-substance guy like me, it’s at home in its top ten spot.  I don’t have any complaints with the story; but everyone knows that this movie’s forte was its technical aspect.  Action films age pretty badly; but will enough time ever pass that one shot of 300 won’t make you pump your fist and scream “Fuck Yeah?”  Zack Snyder imagery, along with Larry Fong‘s pulpped, reddened photography were revolutionary for a studio picture, and one that will hopefully lead other films down less conventional visual paths.

7 – The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

This documentary on two men racing for the world record high score at the classic Donkey Kong arcade game is one that’s destined to have a massive cult following.  With archetypically good and bad characters like Steve Wiebe, an everyman father/teacher who’s always number two and Billy Mitchell, a selfish hot sauce salesman evil enough to be a bad guy played by Ben Stiller in a movie; King of Kong is too undeniably fun to dismiss.  Documentaries, for whatever reasons, tend to deal with serious stories out of life; but this one proves that there’s no reason you can’t document something hilarious and outlandish in one too.  You’ll never boo, hiss or applaud so much at a documentary.

6 – Death Proof

It’s long.  It’s talky.  But I can’t think of another movie to ever take so much advantage of its build-up in its last act.  If all I saw of the movie were the first ninety minutes, it wouldn’t be on my list; but Quentin Tarantino‘s organic and most thrilling car chase in god knows how long wins every speck of attention in your brain, plastering you to your seat and sending you into cheers for characters you didn’t even think you liked, just for saying something as simple as “Nuh-uh, Motherfucker!”  That, and Tarantino’s aesthetic tribute to exploitation cinema is unknockable – it’s a perfect homage that, at the same time, awesomely outdoes any movie or style it’s imitating.  With a movie this fresh after fifteen years of directing, Tarantino isn’t losing his edge – he’s just getting started.

5 – Alpha Dog

The most flawed movie on this list, Alpha Dog just might be the most emotionally powerful.  It’s preachy and melodramatic around the edges, but the inside is a 100% authentic, believable story about a bunch of not-a-boy, not-yet-a-man guys trying to act tough; but they don’t realize how stupidly they’re behaving when they kidnap the kid brother of a guy they have beef with.  It’s a furious but solid argument against the machismo so many guys at the beginning of adulthood feel like they have to project.  I don’t know that I needed two prologues, a home video montage or worst of all, Sharon Stone crying in a bad fat-suit; but everything else in the film will get you more worried and angry than anything else this year.  You can go back a long ways and read my first opinion of the film.

4 – The Mist

Did anyone expect a giddy, pulpy horror picture about monsters coming from another dimension to be so damn good?  I didn’t, but I have a hard time thinking of this movie as anything short of amazing now.  Director Frank Darabont takes this scary thriller the philosophical route – he’s more interested in the demons that reveal themselves in the frightened human than the ones that walk on eight towering, hairy legs.  Let’s give some marks to Marcia Gay Harden for her just-right over-the-top performance as a self-appointed prophet, along with everyone else in this strong ensemble cast.

3 – No Country For Old Men

The Coens’ return to their merciless, humorless but often hilarious style of filmmaking is probably the most heralded film of the year, and I’m not disagreeing on this one.  Javier Bardem is damn petrifying as the grim reaper, and the everything else about this clean, ironic film makes it the most Coenish to date.  Haunting and lingering, this movie about the lack of glory that inhibits our lives is one you won’t ever forget.

2 – There Will Be Blood

Every one of the five years spent waiting for Paul Thomas Anderson‘s follow-up to the dizzy but exquisite Punch-Drunk Love were painful – but at least now we know they weren’t in vain.  Anderson’s exploration of business, religion and ethics feels so easily collected, only a real pro could do it.  Of course this is just as much P.T.A.‘s show as it is Daniel Day-Lewis’, who slowly makes his oil baron character more and more disconnected from reality until he finally pops out and off of humanity.  I could go on, but I think I’ll stop since I just wrote a review for the film last week.

1 – Zodiac

I’m surprised to see it at number one, and to be fair it only beats out the number two film after hours of thought; but my favorite movie of the year is probably Zodiac.  Few people can take a two-and-a-half hour+ picture that takes place over a quarter century without a resolution this satisfying and tense; but you have to hand it to thrill-master David Fincher that he handles the job with flying colors.  The terror and mythology of a serial killer run rampant through the Bay area keep this massive picture on the tracks, headed for one conclusion and one conclusion alone.  The gorgeous digital picture handles the retrospect perfectly – it gives us the allure of the 70s while looking current and undated.  And, while I’m automatically going to love any movie with Robert Downey Jr. in it, he’s got some great company in Zodiac with the boyish Jake Gyllenhaal and the frustrated Mark Ruffalo, alongside countless thankless character actors that only pop up for one or two scenes.  I can’t say it’s my number one film by a mile, but it’s a movie I haven’t stopped thinking about since I saw it in March, and I don’t know that I ever will.

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Marvel’s Top Heroes and Villains of 2007

Our Year in Review continues.  Marvel Comics took stock and chose their own Top Ten Heroes and Top Ten Villains of 2007.  Who made the list?  Many of the choices were obvious of course (yeah, like Spidey’s not going to rank, or Cap won’t make it after he freakin’ died!) but the order is quite interesting (and I have to give a big shout out to my favorite X-Man for making it all the way to #3!).  The villains included old faithfuls as well, but oddly enough the Hulk (who dominated Marvel’s summer and fall) didn’t make either list!  Check out the full lists plus links inside the Full Diagnosis.

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Marvel Comics Top Heroes of 2007

10. Jamie Madrox
9. Emma Frost
8. Thor
7. Captain America
6. Spider-Man
5. The Winter Soldier
4. Nova
3. Cyclops
2. Luke Cage
1. Iron Man

Marvel Comics Top Ten Villains of 2007

10. Vulcan
9. Mr. Fear
8. The Phalanx
7. Miek
6. Mystique
5. The Marauders
4. Ultron
3. The Hood
2. Mister Sinister
1. The Red Skull

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Seirei no moribito

**Author’s Comment**  I just thought I would let you guys know that Adult Swim has been featuring this series for quite some time.  It’s on at 12:30 a.m.CST, so catch it if you can, you won’t be sorry!

A water spirit places an egg inside a person, along with several other hosts, bestowing the responsibility of the Guardian of the Sacred Spirit.  Luckily for those who are chosen this strange occurrence only happens but once every 100 years.  This time, the responsibility falls on a boy named Chagum.  Chagum is no ordinary boy though, he is the Second Prince to the New Yogo Empire.

Guardian of the Sacred Spirit
5 Stars

**Author’s Comment**  I just thought I would let you guys know that Adult Swim has been featuring this series for quite some time.  It’s on at 12:30 a.m.CST, so catch it if you can, you won’t be sorry!

A water spirit places an egg inside a person, along with several other hosts, bestowing the responsibility of the Guardian of the Sacred Spirit.  Luckily for those who are chosen this strange occurrence only happens but once every 100 years.  This time, the responsibility falls on a boy named Chagum.  Chagum is no ordinary boy though, he is the Second Prince to the New Yogo Empire.

Chagum begins showing signs of possession, mainly his belly just glows, but this freaks out the Emperor.  So, in fear of the royal family’s reputation being destroyed, the Emperor decides to have Chagum killed.  The Second Empress, Chagum’s mother, secretly asks a female bodyguard, Balsa, to protect Chagum for the rest of his life, no matter what.

Balsa and Chagum leave immediately on an adventure that change their lives, and the lives around them.  On their adventure Balsa and Chagum arrive at the door of her two orphaned friends Touya and Saya. Touya, who lives with Saya, is known to be the best errand runner in town. Touya and Saya are orphans from two separate families, who will later realize their love for one another.  Balsa, strong willed and aims to always protect her client, fought off assassins while Chagum ran into the forest.  After receiving a wound in the gut so early in the series, I was worried what might happen to the plot.  Luckily Tanda, a medicine man and old friend of Balsa’s shows up in the nick of time to aide Chagum in his search for safety and to help Balsa recover from the wound she received from one of the eight assassins seeking her and Chagum.  Good thing she heals fast because the assassins continued to hunt her and Chagum down until they fake their own death.

Finally, Balsa and Chagum can settle down and prepare for what happens next.  They move into the little water mill and await Chagum’s fate.  As time goes on Shaman Torogai comes to visit, and help to understand what is going on within Chagum’s body.  Shaman Torogai goes on an adventure to learn more of the ’water fiend’.  She comes in contact with creatures and demons before she finally understands what must come of Chagum.

Chagum must allow the water spirit to hatch on an even day of spring at the Place of Celebration, while protecting himself and the egg from a demon called La Lunga.  Chagum and his friends have no clue on what to do until the day finally comes, so they evade assassins who realize they are still alive and other people searching for them by hiding out in Hunter’s Cave.  A cave turned into a house for those traveling in the winter months.

When the day finally comes Chagum leads Balsa and a horde of troops from the court to the Place of Celebration.  A great battle scene erupts when La Lunga shows up and the eight assassins, who aimed to kill Balsa and Chagum, begin aiding with the hatching of the egg.

Wow, I mean, this anime really kept me interested throughout the entire 26 episode long series.  I was curious to see what exactly La Lunga was going to be, I initially laughed, not because it was stupid, but because it looked like the flying spaghetti monster referred to in an episode The Colbert Report and also in an episode of South Park.  Now, back to the story line, it was interesting enough to see a woman working in a man environment.  I didn’t touch much on the court, or any of those characters, also Jiguro, there is a lot to learn about him.  I felt that you should watch the series for yourself if my review peaked your interest enough to care.

Overall, I would have to say that this anime series was fun to watch.  I love the feudal era animes, where the characters fight with swords and knives.  I guess you could say the clink of the blade is where I get my kicks.  This is a supernatural anime, so beware if that is not your cup of tea, but it does have a healthy mix of action to go along with it.

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Neko no ongaeshi

At first glance, I was really skeptical about this movie. It seemed to be some third rate production that was put out there to make a buck or two. The basis of the movie looked like a normal girl with a bunch of cats, but I was pleasantly showed otherwise. The Cat Returns is a delightful story about a girl who helped out a cat and got thrown into an adventure of a lifetime.

Neko no ongaeshi (The Cat Returns)
4 Stars

The movie begins with a ordinary girl named Haru being late and scurrying off to school late like she always does. She arrives late and gets laughed at by her class and gets stuck on cleaning duty. Her life seems to really have no point and only seems to be getting worse and worse.

She was walking home with her only friend when she spots an odd black cat walk by with a little package in his mouth. They stop and watch the cat as he walks his way to the road and attempts to cross. Haru notices a large semi-truck hurling towards the unsuspecting cat and she makes a mad dash to save his life. Armed with only her lacrosse stick, she skillfully sweeps up the cat from harms way and they both go tumbling behind some bushes. She notices her lacrosse stick is broke and looks up at the cat, but he is standing on his hind legs and brushing himself off. Staring at disbelief, she questions the cat, and oddly enough he talks back. He thanks her and scurries off. She sits there bewildered by the talking cat when her friend catches up and starts yelling at her for her recklessness. Haru ignores her still speechless from the talking cat. Haru gets home and heads to bed to try to forget the events that happened that day.

She is rudely awoken by the cats of her neighborhood making an awful fuss at night. She goes outside to see what the whole commotion is all about, to see a parade of cats on their hind legs carrying torches. She hides behind her gate and watched the strange spectacle take place. In the center, guarded by four Secret Service looking cats, was a chariot carrying an abnormally large cat with a crown. The cats around him seemed to be his servants. Finally the parade stopped in front of her gate and one of his servants spoke up. He said that the King of the Cat Kingdom, King Cat, wanted to meet her personally and thank her for saving his son, Prince Lune, earlier that day. The fat cat finally spoke up and told her that she will be showered with the gifts of the Cat Kingdom in hopes to please her. Then they marched on. Speechless again, Haru decides to go back to bed in hopes that this was just a bad dream.

She wakes to her horror to find it was not a dream. Her house is swarmed by cat tails, her locker stuffed with mice, and every cat in her neighborhood follows her everywhere. Things just seemed to get worse for her. She is greeted again by one of the King’s Servants and he says that they will take her to the Cat Kingdom that night and she will wed Prince Lune. She seems intrigued by the offer of going to the Cat Kingdom, but she thinks it would be weird marrying a cat. She ponders the idea. the cat grows impatient, takes her delay as a yes and heads off to the King. She sits there worrying about what to do when a voice says to go to the “Cross Roads” and find a white cat and ask about the Cat Bureau. She doesn’t really question the fact that she is hearing voices, and she decides to do what it said. She searches in the “Cross Roads” and gives up. She goes to a small outside restaurant to take a seat and accidentally sits on a really fat cat. He seems to ignore her when she tried to talk to him, but once she said “Cat Bureau”, his ears perk up. He finally talks back and leads her to the Bureau. He leads her around corners and through alleyways until they hit a part of town where everything seems to be a lot smaller, including the buildings. She is introduced to Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, or Baron, a high class, and well-dressed cat that wants to help her with her problems. Baron also introduces the fat cat as Muta. Later a crow named Toto joins them while Haru explains her problem with the Cat Kingdom. Intrigued by her issue, Baron agrees to help her, but it was too late. The cats find Haru and drag her off to the Cat Kingdom. Muta jumps into action and sticks with Haru while Baron and Toto are left behind to catch up.

She wakes up in the middle of a grassy knoll and is dragged to the castle and is dressed to meet her groom, Prince Lune. The king holds a large banquet where Baron comes to her rescue and steals her and Muta away and tries to escape to the portal to the human realm at the top of the spire in the middle of the castle. The are stopped by the king at the top and when all hope seemed to be lost, Prince Lune shows up and declares that he has found another cat to marry. Free to go, Haru returns home with Baron and Muta.

 

As I stated before, I was really worried this was going to be a horrible waste of time. I kind of found myself wishing there was a bit more afterwards, a sequel or something. I really enjoyed this movie a lot. The voice acting was spectacular, and the art seemed it took some time to draw out. It was a bit on the cartoony side, but that just gave it even more charm. A great find for those cat lovers out there.

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