Juno

  • Title: Juno
  • IMDb: link

“Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass.”

Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) is a bit of an outcast at school with a small circle of friends including cheerleader Leah (Olivia Thirlby) and her best friend Bleeker (Michael Cera) who she decides to sleep with, which leads to some unforeseen consequences.

On discovering her pregnancy, and quickly dismissing the other options after a trip to the local abortion clinic, Juno decides to have the baby and give it up for adoption. She finds Mark (Jason Bateman) and Vanessa (Jennifer Garner) from and ad in the Penny Saver and everything seems like its going to work out, but this is a comedy so you know there will be some bumps along the way.

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Music from Fleet Street

More music?  You bet!  You will have to wait one more day for our review of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, but not to worry as we’ve got this collection of songs from the film to keep you busy!  To start with here’s my favorite song from the film “Not While I’m Around.”  You will find a larger version inside the Full Diagnosis along with many more songs including “God That’s Good,” “No Place Like London,” “The Contest,” “By the Sea,” and more!  Enjoy, and make sure to come back tomorrow for our review of the film!

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
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“Not While I’m Around”

 

“No Place Like London”

 

“A Little Priest”

 

“Johanna”

 

“By The Sea”

 

“Worst Pies in London”

 

“Pirelli’s Miracle Elixer”

 

“The Contest”

 

“Pretty Women”

 

“God That’s Good”

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The Music of Walk Hard

  • Title: Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
  • IMDB: link

Here’s some of the pretty darn good, and often extremely funny, music from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story starting with the best song from any movie this year “Let’s Duet” with it’s hilarious over the top take on those flirty suggestive songs gone at least three steps too far!  You will find more inside including the title song of the film “Walk Hard,” “Royal Jelly,” and “Mr. President.”  Enjoy, and make sure you come back tomorrow for our review of the film!

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Captain Carrot and the Final Ark

It’s been awhile since Captain Carrot and the Amazing Zoo Crew flexed their puns and muscles on a comic all their own.  The three-issue mini-series by Bill Morrison and drawn by co-creator Scott Shaw brings us back to this wacky world where animals walk and talk, and some even put on spandex and try to save the day.  With a few surprises and the return of some big bads and one of the team’s own, here’s a comic no Captain Carrot fan should pass up!.

Captain Carrot and the Final Ark
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From the very first page the puns start flying.  Our adventure begins at the Sandy Eggo Comic-Con.  With tons of slightly skewed remarks (like the names of the comic artists or the newly announced comic teaming up of the characters Krypto and Bat-Hound called, what else, Best in Show) and plenty of furry friends going gaga for comics, this is certainly the right way to re-introduce the world known as Earth-C.

The adventure really gets started with the appearance of the Zoo Crew’s old nemesis The Salamandroid who arrives to cause trouble and destroy the only known copy of Captain Carrot and the Amazing Zoo Crew! issue #1 (worth twenty thousand simoleans).  After the Crew chase him off we get a short look back over the important events of the Crew and the “Collar I.D. Initiative” which caused the team to hang up their capes (nice Civil War spoof).  The recent trouble at the Comic-Con and now the rising tensions between sea and land dwellers bring the team out of retirement just in time to face a new threat (but that’s in the next issue!).

This is a great beginning, and fans of the puns the series is known for can make themselves deliriously happy with just the Comic Con scenes alone; make sure you take your time here because the pages are filled with puntastic goodness.

The second issue gives us the return of Alley-Kat-Abra complete with a Dark Alley doppelganger, and a Neither World, in an amazingly on the nose rewrite (nicely spoofing comics continuity issues in numerous titles today) which clears the magician of the murder of Little Cheese and brings her back into the fold.  Nice to have you back Kat!

We also get Red Herring, Rash Al Paca, and a third villain slightly out of frame (but easily recognizable) discussing their plans to flood the Earth!  Oh, and did I mention there’s a giant frog terrorizing the city with a crush on the Statue of Ribbity (heh).  That’s right folks, Frogzilla is back, and he’s swallowed Pig Iron!  Sweet!  Who hasn’t wanted to see a giant frog/lizard monster take out a major metropolitan city (or is it just me)?

And I’ve got to mention the spoofing of one of my favorite Bat villains as Rash Al Paca takes a dip in the “Blaberous Pit” and discusses his plans with his Panda man servant Bamboo, and then, for no reason in particular, puts on a puppet show.  Nice.

A pretty good second issue with the return of Alley-Kat-Abra and the big fight all over Gnu York City.  It’s a slight step back from the first issue but still a fun read with plenty to enjoy.

The third issue begins with the Crew facing the sudden loss of their powers and the reveal of the brains behind the plan to destroy the surface world, Starro the Conquerer (if you didn’t guess from last issue, man are you are sloooow!).

The issue is packed with action including the appearances of the Just’a Lotta Animals (Green Lambkin, The Crash, Aquaduck, Batmouse, Hawkmoose, Zap Panda) the flooding of the Earth, the mass exodus onboard Boa’s Ark, a space/time vortex, the New Dogs (Orihound, Lightstray and Muttron), and the final fate of all Earth-C creatures on our own world.  C’mon, you gotta’ love characters called Muttron and Hawkmoose!

All this plus a squabble in space, a ride through a Kaboom Tube of Barkseid’s (heh), and the Crew find themselves accidentally transported to New Earth as regular animals, with their powers and intelligence but unable to communicate to the heroes of the main DC Universe.  Is this the end for our furry friends?  At least for now the answer appears to be yes and so the Crew goes out not with a bang, but a whimper.

I’ve been a fan of these characters for years.  The series is really designed for old fans like me but there’s certainly enough backstory gone over that anyone can enjoy it.  Although I quite enjoyed the short series I saddened at the chosen ending which leaves Earth-C gone and the Zoo Crew stuck on our world as ordinary animals.  With the reboot of the Multiverse I was hoping for more wacky adventures with the Crew, which, at least for the time being, seems unlikely.  Still I’ve got to thank Bill Morrision and co-creator Scott Shaw for giving fans of the characters this big send-off.  I’m just hoping we haven’t seen the last of Captain Carrot and the Amazing Zoo Crew!  For more on the Cap’n and his Crew check out the fourth issue of our Comic Spotlight.

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The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

Have you ever gotten the chance to turn back time? To get a second chance at anything, even death?

Makoto Konno, a normal Tokyo high school girl, who spends her free time with her friends Kousuke and Chiaki playing baseball, has been given the chance to “time leap.” In order to time leap the person has to literally leap in order for the time travel to take place. Makoto was actually killed when the breaks on her bicycle failed to stop her from hitting an on coming train.

Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo
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Have you ever gotten the chance to turn back time? To get a second chance at anything, even death?
Makoto Konno, a normal Tokyo high school girl, who spends her free time with her friends Kousuke and Chiaki playing baseball, has been given the chance to “time leap.”
In order to time leap the person has to literally leap in order for the time travel to take place.
Makoto was actually killed when the breaks on her bicycle failed to stop her from hitting an on coming train.

 

She sort of awakens a ways back on the street after running over an older woman who she had run over instead of dying.  The woman only slightly injured and Makoto still alive, she runs off thinking of the miracle that just happened. Makoto’s aunt, Kazuko Yoshiyama, referred to as Aunt Witch helps Makoto understand this power, and gives her advice. Kazuko was once also able to time leap, hinting that she had used it in relationships, where as Makoto uses it to right everyone’s wrongs, she uses it to be on time for school, to get perfect scores on tests and to resolve conflicts.

Makoto begins to hone her time leaping abilities, attempting to fix the outcome of several situations. Her friend Chiaki confesses to liking her, and she had no idea what to say so she time leapt back to try to change the outcome, eventually just skipping the conversation all together. She then realizes that time leaping has a cost, for every time she time leaps the actions still play out but another person could possibly be taking her place. She also learns that she will not be able to time leap forever, a tattoo shows up on her arm as a countdown to how many times she can time leap back.

Her friend Kousuke turns down a girl who liked him, and Makoto thinks he should give her more of a chance. Only wanting to help, Makoto leaps across the border several times to change the story with them, only leading to both of their deaths. Makoto was unable to save Kousuke and his girlfriend on her own since she had impulsively used her final leap to prevent a phone call from Chiaki asking how many times she has leapt through time. Luckily, Chiaki time leapt to bring back Kousuke and his girlfriend. Chiaki then explains to Makoto as time stands still, that he is from the future, and that he must leave, and when he goes back to his era Makoto finally realizes that she loves him too.

Makoto realizes that Chiaki’s time leap to save their friends allowed her to have one of her time leaps back. Makoto uses her final leap to leap across time to the very first day she received her powers and talk to Chiaki before he finally leaves for good. He travels back to his era, leaving Makoto with the words, “I’ll be waiting for you in the future.”

 

Well, I think this is one to be seen. This slice of life, romance, sci-fi anime movie is definitely unlike other romances. The romance is broken up in so many ways, making it comical. Makoto tries to use her time traveling abilities to solve many conflicts, most of them caused by herself. It is especially funny when she gets the fire extinguisher thrown at her by a boy who took her place in the Home Economics class fire. The love story in it is sweet and untold until the very end, but you can definitely see it earlier than verbally said. Chiaki, Kousuke and Makoto are a great set; definitely remind me of my friends.

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