More Like Hell

  • Title: Haven
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haven-posterHaven is like watching a mediocre movie on cable television and switching the channel to a different mediocre movie every 30 minutes and occasionally going back to see if the others have gotten any better.  Well, it’s not quite that good.

The film begins with the story of successful business man Carl Ridley (Bill Paxton) and his teenage daughter Pippa (Agnes Bruckner), who flee the country to the Cayman Islands to avoid prosecution.  Carl has laundered money from some illegal activity (the film never explains what this was, or the limit to Carl’s involvement).

Once in the Islands, Pippa (what an awful name) rebels and hangs out with a local wannabe gangster (Victor Rasuk) who steals a car, takes her to a party, gets her high and then arrested.

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Give Peace A Chance

  • Title: The U.S. vs. John Lennon
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The U.S. vs. John LennonThe year of the documentary continues.  The U.S. vs. John Lennon takes its place along a great list of documentaries released this year that include An Inconvenient Truth (read that review here), Who Killed the Electric Car? (read that review here), Cocaine Cowboys (that review is coming, I promise), and Wordplay (read that review here).  Aside from being informative and entertaining the documentary is quite timely; I urge everyone to watch closely at the speeches Richard Nixon gives about the Vietnam War and compare them, as the film does in a very small part, to our current administration’s conflict in Iraq.

John Lennon was a God in the late 1960’s and 1970’s.  He was also an intellectual, and in a way that would make Toby Keith go into fits of rage, a strong antiwar activist.  The documentary begins with a summing up of the political and cultural landscape of the time.  It discusses the Nixon White House, the Black Panthers, political activists Bobby Seale, Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin and others.

From there the film jumps to Lennon’s height of popularity with The Beatles, his meeting with Yoko Ono, and how he evolved from the lead singer and spokesman of a British band into one of the world’s most outspoken anti-war activists.

The film follows Lennon’s attempts atpeaceful activism including his “Hair Peace, Bed Peace” sit-ins and his famous “Bed-Ins” in Amsterdam and Montreal, the recording of the album “Give Peace a Chance” which would become the international anthem for the peace movement, and the even more eccentric “Bagism” where Lennon and Ono were interviewed by reporters while completely covered under a bag.

Despite the couple’s list of eccentricities and oddities, Lennon was so popular and so out-spoken against the Vietnam War that Richard Nixon’s White House began a campaign to deport him.  The documentary follows those years of Lennon fighting the system and trying to stay in his adopted home of New York City, as Senator Strom Thurmond and INS worked just as hard to kick Lennon out of the country.

The film is fascinating watching interviews with those who knew Lennon inter-mixed with clips and music from the time period.  My sole complaint with the film is it’s a little slow getting started.  The first half-hour or so tries to paint the picture of the period and events before it ever gets to Lennon specifically.  While great for youngsters, many people will find this remedial history a tad boring.

However, once the film shifts focus to Lennon and his battles against the Nixon White House things get good, really good.  Lennon and his legacy are in good hands here, and we are given some timely and balls-on perfect commentary by Gore Vidal about Nixon’s White House and the Bush White House today.  I’m sure it will be enough to send Toby Keith into fits of rage, which is of course always a good thing.

John Lennon was an idealist, he was a little crazy, and he was right.  We need people like him today.  The documentary shows how this country needs people like Lennon to open their eyes to troubles we are all too willing to ignore.  Unlike today’s celebrities who pick up and leave causes at the drop of a hat, without ever really understanding them, Lennon understood, and felt deeply personal over, the issues of his day and saw a need and responsibility to share those views with the word.  He is missed, today more than ever.

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Open Season

  • Title: Open Season
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Open SeasonBoog (Martin Lawrence) is a big domesticated Grizzly Bear who has been raised in captivity by a forest ranger (Debra Messing).  Boog’s life is perfect, all the food he can eat, a mother who loves him, entertaining youngsters with his trained act.  His life is paradise.

Then a dimwitted deer named Elliot (Ashton Kutcher) turns his whole world upside down, and Boog finds himself out in the woods only days before hunting season is to begin.  Boog and Elliot try to make it back to town, avoid the hunters – especially the villainous Shaw (Gary Sinese) who has it in for the pair – and make it home in one piece.  Along the way they cause trouble, meet new friends and explore the woods.

There’s nothing too original here, the plot is pretty straightforward.  The film has a nice joke at the beginning as Shaw compares Beth to a Girl Scout.  Enjoy it; the next laugh will take about an hour to find you.  Many of the children in the screening I attended seemed bored, disinterested and only vaguely aware a film was showing.  Not a great endorsement.

It’s not that the film is bad; it’s just not more interesting than any animated show you’d find playing on your television.  The supporting cast includes Billy Connolly, Jon Favreau, and Patrick Warburton, but even their humor does little to lighten the mood.

On a side-note, for animation buffs, the film breaks a cardinal rule of animation by not only having the characters discuss “taking a crap” (their words), but actually showing it.  The scene is supposed to be funny, but when an animated PG-rated film has to stoop to such low humor to elicit a laugh, then you know you’re in trouble.

There’s been a glut of animation that has hit theaters this year after a relatively poor showing in 2005.  Compared to the likes of Cars (read that review) and Over the Hedge (read that review), and even Barnyard (read that review) and Monster House (read that review), Open Season fails to measure up.  Still, it’s marginally better than The Wild (read that review here); at least that’s something, right?

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Comic Book Shelf

Hey there true believers!  Today the seventh issue of our Comic Book Shelf edition hits our newsstand.  Want to know what’s getting released today at the old comic shop but too busy, or lazy (not that there’s anything wrong with that), to bother?  Well no sweat Bat-fans as we’ve got the scoop of what comics and graphic novels are hitting the shelves today.

This week’s releases include Action Comics, Captain America, Snakes on a Plane, Batman, Daredevil, Green Lantern, Ninja Scroll, Justice League of America, American Virgin, Ultimate Spider-Man, and more!

If you’re looking for graphic novels you don’t want to miss JSA: Mixed Signals, Ultimate Iron Man, Superman: Up, Up and Away!, Tom Strong Book 6, Justice Vol. 1, Daredevil Vol. 6 and Thor: The Eternals Saga Vol. 1.

For the full list check inside…

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New on DVD

We’re here to keep you informed on hot choices for renting or buying new DVD releases. Here’s a few of the new releases today: The Lake House, Curious George, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The Notorious Bettie Page, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: 2-Disc Ultimate Edition & One Tree Hill – The Complete 3rd Season.

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Here’s what is getting released today on DVD:

Film:

The Lake House –  I’m not sure if America needed to revisit the casting of Speed in the form of a romance-heavy romantic comedy, but nevertheless The Lake House is at your local video store.  And even though the commercials showcase a plot so ridiculous only Uwe Boll wouldn’t question it, the film is able to win over the female demographic with ease.  Even if they have a hard time admitting enjoying a chick flick, the guys just might find themselves rooting for a final scene shows Neo and Ms. Congeniality locking lips. Get the rest of Ian’s opinion on The Lake House.

Curious George –  The children’s classic story comes to life in this sweet and old school hand drawn animation. With voice talent from Will Ferrell as The Man in the Yellow Hat and the additions of Drew Barrymore, David Cross, Eugene Levy and Dick Van Dyke bringing George to life with all sorts of trouble. A perfect young family film.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift – It’s the Fast and the Furious without Paul Walker or Vin Diesel filmed in Tokyo with prettier, smaller and faster cars. Little to back this film up, but entertaining if you are into the street racing genre films of today’s youth.

The Notorious Bettie Page – For those of us too young to remember Bettie Page was the pin-up girl of a generation whose popularity rivaled (and in many circles eclipsed) that of movie icon Marilyn Monroe.  For many she was the icon of her age.  The new film tries to capture snapshots of her life dealing mostly with her career in front of the camera and takes a look at the young southern gal who would become The Notorious Bettie Page. Get the rest of Alan’s opinion on The Notorious Bettie Page.

Special Edition:

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: 2-Disc Ultimate Edition – Even though this film was done in 1974, Tobe Hooper knew what he was doing, it’s grimmy, gritty, gross and dirty. Even for today’s time with Rob Zombie’s House of a 1000 Corpses and James Wan’s Saw, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre takes the horror film genre to the far end of that counter. I’m still disturbed and freaked out with every moment, this film is based on actual true events, it’s hard to deal with people doing such hideous and disgusting acts. And now, for you really big fans, you have 2 Discs to be infatuated with. The set boasts commentary from actors, the director, art designer and cinematographer. It has original trailers for both TV and Radio spots. To top it all off there are at least 2 documentaries over an hour long that includes the shocking truth about the story and a tour of the house. Plus deleted scenes, outtakes, a blooper reel and still galleries…good times for all.

Television:

One Tree Hill – The Complete Third Season –  One Tree Hill is another attempt to repeat the luck The WB had with shows like Dawson’s Creek and Felicity, but fell short of the tree. I’m surprised it’s made it to season 3; the first season was alright, but the second season went straight to pot. It’s a TV show about raging hormonal teens dealing with the drama of being a member of the basketball team, cheer-leading, teen marriage, a lot of teen sex and parental issues. Amazing to me that most of these kids have missing parents throughout the complete series, I’m not sure how they get along with little to no guidance. What guidance they do receive is by the over the hill basketball coach who has a bit of a drinking problem and the, now town mayer, who is a back stabbing ass of a man, who couldn’t raise a boil on his butt, little own sons. One Tree Hill is what it is, either you like it or you don’t.

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