The Night Listener

Robin Williams goes crazy creepy stalker guy on a kid and a blind woman…and he’s the normal one.  The Night Listener never quite achieves its goals.  Still there’s some interesting parts, performances, and mysteries that might be worth a look if you’re a fan of thrillers.  I can’t quite recommend it, but I won’t tell you to stay away.

The Night Listener
2 & 1/2 Stars

The greatest flaw in The Night Listener is how it blows a good setup and, in the end, never becomes the film it desires to be, or could have been.  But where most thrillers these days are blood n’ guts slasher films, it is nice to see a psychological thriller, even if it goes off the deep end.

Gabriel Noone (Robin Williams) is a famous radio personality whose world is crumbling around him.  His lover Jess (Bobby Cannavale) has moved out, tired of having their relationship mined for fodder on Gabriel’s show.  It’s at this point Gabriel’s agent gives him a manuscript to read by a dying young boy named Pete (Rory Culkin).

Pete’s story tells of his molestation by the hands of his parents and their friends (complete with creepy, and totally unnecesary, flashbacks shown in dark grainy footage).  After reading the manuscript and learning of Pete’s poor health Gabriel begins a telephone relationship with Pete and Donna (Toni Collette), the woman who takes care of him.

As weeks go by small inconsistencies and questions about Pete and Donna begin to fester in Gabriel’s mind and he begins to wonder if he is the victim of a hoax.  Unable to let it go, Gabriel begins a journey to find if Pete and Donna are real.  What he finds are more questions than answers.

The film has a good set-up but no real sense of realization, resolution, or completion.  Once Gabriel’s travels begin, the story takes a sharp left-turn into crazywackofunland.  He starts behaving erratically and engaging in behavior that defies the logic and sense of the man from the first half of the film.

The movie continues to tease us with the identity and reality of Pete, and presents several suggestions for Donna’s behavior.  However, halfway through the film you realize the writers have no idea how to make the mystery pay-off for the audience.

A final note for those of you going to see this film.  There’s a strange epilogue tacked on to the end that gives away the truth of the story.  Besides being incredibly lame, it destroys the only real thing the film had going for it – the mystery of Pete.  I’d suggest you leave as Gabriel is summing up the story on the radio, unless you want to be severely disappointed.

There are several interesting bits here but they aren’t put together well enough for me to recommend the film to you.  You just have this feeling if the film had been put in the hands of a more experienced director or had gotten the necessary rewrites it could have been much more than just a mild curiosity.

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Barnyard

  • Title: Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
  • IMDb: link

Have you ever wondered what animals do when humans aren’t looking?  The answer Barnyard: The Original Party Animals suggests includes quite a bit of human-style partying and misadventure. 

Otis the cow (Kevin James) is the most popular member of the barnyard.  His crazy antics and love of fun with his friends Pip the mouse (Jeffrey Garcia), Freddy the ferret (Cam Clarke), and Pig the, uh, pig (Tino Insana), include surfing the local hills, “boy tipping” a local young ne’er-do-well (Steve Oedekerk), and throwing huge parties every night in the barn behind the back of neighbors Famer Beady (Oedekerk) and his nosey wife (Maria Bamford). 

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…and the Bad News

Mel Gibson (he of Braveheart and Lethal Weapon fame) is having himself a bad week.  Gibson was arrested over the weekend for driving drunk at 80 mph down the Pacific Coast Highway.  Not to stop there Gibson flew into a tirade of anti-Semitic remarks (one of the arresting officers was Jewish) just to make sure the evening was a complete press disaster.  This isn’t Gibson first altercation with the Jewish community.

In 2004 Gibson’s Passion of the Christ was widely criticized as being anti-Semitic.  Over the week Gibson made two public apologies for his behavior and remarks, “I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words…I am not an anti-Semite.  I am not a bigot.”  Gibson has promised to get help and enter a program of recovery and has asked for the assistance of the Jewish community “in the process of understanding where those vicious words came from.”  On Tuesday ABC announced they were scrapping Gibson’s Holocaust mini-series, a pet project of the star which he has been working on for over two years.

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The Good News…

For you fans of iPods and downloadable tunes there’s tons of fun news for you today.  In the US, Cartoon Network and CNN have brokered a deal to have their programming available on Apple’s iTunes.  Shows like The Venture Bros., Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Johnny Bravo will be available for a $1.99 download charge.

Don’t fret UK users, because Coca-Cola is teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony.  Coke announced plans to launch a new music website in Europe that is integrated with Apple’s iTunes music store available to users in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, and the UK.  Coke is also running a promotion in the UK where packs of Coke and Diet Coke will have codes allowing you to download up to five free songs (per person).

Not quite all.  Verizon has announced its new music phone called – Verizon Chocolate.  The phone will compete with Apple for your download music fun.  It can store up to 1000 songs.  We’ll see, once released, if the world still loves Apples, or if a new Chocolate treat will take a bite into the iTunes business.

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For you fans of iPods and downloadable tunes there’s tons of fun news for you today.  In the US, Cartoon Network and CNN have brokered a deal to have their programming available on Apple’s iTunes.  Shows like The Venture Bros., Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Johnny Bravo will be available for a $1.99 download charge.

Don’t fret UK users, because Coca-Cola is teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony.  Coke announced plans to launch a new music website in Europe that is integrated with Apple’s iTunes music store available to users in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, and the UK.  Coke is also running a promotion in the UK where packs of Coke and Diet Coke will have codes allowing you to download up to five free songs (per person).

Not quite all.  Verizon has announced its new music phone called – Verizon Chocolate.  The phone will compete with Apple for your download music fun.  It can store up to 1000 songs.  We’ll see, once released, if the world still loves Apples, or if a new Chocolate treat will take a bite into the iTunes business.

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MTV Video Music Awards

Shakira and The Red Hot Chili Peppers?  Sounds like a spicy Mexican dish, but not here.  Both recieved seven nominations for this year’s MTV Video Music Awards, leading the pack on all the would be award winners.  Who else was nominated you ask?  Take a look at the full list inside.

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Take a gander at who made the cut this year.  Winners will be announced August 31.  Have an opinon you just have to share?  Think you know who should win?  You can go to to MTV.COM and cast your votes.

Video of the Year:
“Ain’t No Other Man” by Christina Aguilera
“Dani California” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
“Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira
“Hung Up” by Madonna
“I Write Sins Not Tragedies” by Panic! At The Disco

Best Male Video:
“Gold Digger” by Kanye West
“Touch It” by Busta Rhymes
“What’s Left of Me” by Nick Lachey
“What Your Know” by T.I.
“You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt

Best Female Video:
“Ain’t No Other Man” by Christina Aguilera
“Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson
“Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira
“Hung Up” by Madonna
“Promiscuous” by Nelly Furtado

Best Group Video:
“Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley
“Dance, Dance” by Fall Out Boy
“Dani California” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I Write Sins Not Tragedies” by Panic! At The Disco
“Move Along” by The All American Rejects

Best Rock Video:
“Dani California” by The Red Hot Chili Peppers
“I Write Sins Not Tragedies” by Panic! At The Disco
“The Kill” by 30 Seconds to Mars
“Miss Murder” by AFI
“Wake Me Up When September Ends” by Green Day

Best R&B Video:
“Be Without You” by Mary J. Blige
“Check On It” by Beyonce
“Shake It Off” by Mariah Carey
“Unpredictable” by Jaime Foxx
“Yo! (Excuse Me Miss)” by Chris Brown

Best Hip Hop Video:
“Gold Digger” by Kayne West
“My Humps” by The Black Eyed Peas
“Rompe” by Daddy Yankee
“Stag Fly” by Three 6 Mafia
“Testify” by Common

Best Pop Video:
“Ain’t No Other Man” by Christina Aguilera
“Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira
“Hung Up” by Madonna
“Promiscuous” by Nelly Furtado
“Stupid Girls” by Pink

Best Dance Video:
“Buttons” by Pussycat Dolls
“Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira
“Hung Up” by Madonna
“Promiscuous” by Nelly Furtado
“Temperature” by Sean Paul

Best Rap Video:
“It’s Goin’ Down” by Young Joc
“Ridin’” by Chamillionaire
“Touch It” by Busta Rhyme
“What You Know” by T.I.
“Window Shopper” by 50 Cent

Best New Artist:
“The Adventure” by Angels And Airwaves
“Bat Country” by Avenged Sevenfold
“I Write Sins Not Tragedies” by Panic! At The Disco
“Run It” by Chris Brown
“SOS” by Rhiana
“You’re Beautiful” by Chris Brown

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