The Sentinel

  • Title: The Sentinel
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Remember when it seemed like every other film was about the President of the United States?  What happened to that trend? Oh yeah, Clinton left office.  It’s telling when the only time Hollywood looks to the White House for material it’s either damning (see American Dreamz) or focusing on the underlings who make things run.  One would think that In the Line of Fire closed the book on Secret Service films, but apparently that was not to be.  Are we better off for having reopened the veiled windows of what goes on with the President’s bodyguards once more?  Let’s find out, shall we?

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With Friends Like These…

  • Title: Friends with Money
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Friends with Money

I wish Jennifer Aniston would get a new agent.  She stars in some really horrendous films and yet finds nice supporting roles in films like She’s the One and Office Space.  Then last year she finally hit paydirt in starring in one of the better films of the year in Rumor Has It, but it seems things are back to normal with the regrettable The Break-Up and Friends with Money as well providing yet more disappointment for fans of the girl we fell for as Rachel Green.

The film centers around three married women (Frances McDormand, Joan Cusack, Catherine Keener) and their single friend Olivia (Jennifer Aniston).  The women are all well off even if they live somewhat scattered lives.  Jane (McDormand) is married to a loving husband (Simon McBurney) whom everyone believes is gay.  Franny (Cusack) is married to a loving husband (Greg Germann) with more money than they know what to do with.  Christine (Keener) is stuck in a marriage and professional partnership with an emotionally distant man (Jason Isaacs).  And then there’s Olivia who quit her job teaching in order to become a maid.

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The Stuff Dreamz Are Made Of

  • Title: American Dreamz
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Parody is easy; satire is hard.  Parody imitates and derides in an intentionally easy and often low-handed way for purely comic effect.  Which isn’t to say it can’t be funny when done well.  Satire however has a higher purpose than just imitation or mockery as it uses it’s humor and wit to showcase human folly, vice and frailty.  As a parody American Dreams scores on all points; as a satire it struggles with an unwieldy amount of plot threads yet still manages to weave enough together for a very clever, if not perfect, satire of both American Idol and the Bush White House.  Not as complete or as well crafted as David Mamet’s State and Main or Wag the Dog, but when the movie gets it right it gets it just right for hilarious results.

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…and the Bad News

In another looooong line of television shows being made into feature films comes CHiPs.  Yeah, you heard me right.  For those of you who don’t remember the late 70’s show it starred Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox as California motorcycle cops.  George Lopez writers Paul A. Kaplan and Mark Torgove have been hired to write the script (because those Lopez episodes are just so damn good!).  No director is attached to the project yet but the studio has filled one of the two main roles with That ‘70’s Show‘s Wilmer Valderrama in the role of motorcycle cop Francis “Ponch” Poncherello.  What next Hollywood?  You gonna’ remake Night Court with Ashton Kutcher as Dan Fielding?

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The Good News…

Good news for you music fans as a couple of music giants have new albums on the way.  Neil Young’s new album “Living with War” (which is being referred to as a musical critique of George Walker Bush) has just been finished.  The album features an electric guitar, bass guitar, and drums with trumpet and choir for selected songs.  Young describes the new album as “a metal version of Phil Ochs and Bob Dylan.”  No word whether Toby Keith will attack Young’s anti-war/anti-Bush stance (the album includes a track titled “Let’s Impeach the President”) or whether an old man is too much for him as he prefers to beat up on chicks.

Young isn’t the only artist working on a new album.  The former “king of pop” Michael Jackson has announced plans to begin work on his first new album since 2001’s “Invincible.”  The yet-to-be titled album should be out next year.  Oh wait, I’m not sure if this is good news or not.

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