Fourth Grade Sure Was Rough

The Seventh Season of South Park gives us the wonders of Casa Bonita and the lame Hooters rip-off Raisins, the music of Faith + 1, and the return of the visitors.  The season also contains satires of the Metro-sexual fad, the tobacco industry, and the basis for the Mormon religion.  The boys take a trip over the rainbow to Canada, the town celebrates the 100th episode, and more celebrities hit the sleepy town including Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Gene Hackman and Christopher Reeves.  While not the best season there’s still plenty here to enjoy.

South Park – Season Seven
3 & 1/2 Stars

While not up to the level of Season Five (“Cripple Fight,” “Scott Tenorman Must Die”, “The Super Best Friends”) or Season Six (“Simpsons Already Did It,” “Red Hot Catholic Love,” “The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers,” and “Free Hat.”) this season does have its moments including allowing Cartman to be Cartman – in all his glory.

The series hits its stride when it does two things: satirizes something America (or the world) is taking too seriously and allows Cartman to be the evil little prick he is.  This season does a little of both. 

The set starts out with a remake of the visitor episode that involves a taco that craps ice-cream.  Swing, and a miss.  Then there’s the Christopher Reeve episode that includes cripple gangs, attacks Reeve for his support of stem cell research, and jokes about the issue by turning stem cell research into sucking fetus cells from their necks for super powers.  Wow, swing and a big miss for the show here as all good taste is thrown out the window and more than a little macabre now after Reeves death. Let’s just say the beginning of Seventh Season is pretty crappy.

Then comes Cartman trying to kill Kyle with a wiffle bat and then the 100th episode of the series “I’m A Little Bit Country” where the town argues over how the founding fathers would view the war in Iraq and now (finally) we’ve got it going.  Other really good episodes involve two Jennifer Lopez’s (the real one and the one on Cartman’s hand – guess which one Ben Affleck and the music studio prefer), Cartman doing whatever it takes to go to “Casa Bonita,” Cartman, Token, and Butters forming a Christian Rock group with songs like “Touch Me Jesus” and “Body of Christ” just to win a bet with Kyle (also includes a nice look at the “damage” Napster does to musicians), the retelling of Joseph Smith’s story – dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, and the show where the AARP invades the town.

Then again there’s also the episode attacking the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy popularity that’s quite good until it degenerates into crazy-wacko-funland-time that includes a plot to takeover the human race by the crab people.  Along the same lines is the episode involving the takeover of the town by the Native Americans (including a plan to give the town blankets infected with SARS).  Yeesh.

Season Seven is kind of a mixed bag.  In the end the whole season doesn’t quite work but there are enough individual episodes to keep you entertained throughout the set.  Still, when it’s funny it’s damn funny and well worth picking up.  Fans of the show won’t be disappointed to add this to their collection.

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This Week

So what’s out there this week.  Well today we’ll take a look at the films scheduled to be released this week including Spike Lee’s latest with Denzel Washington, yet another low budget horror movie and Larry the Cable Guy gets his own flick .  Read on…

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Here’s what’s scheduled to hit theaters this week.  Want to know more, just click on the title for film info including a full cast list.  Want a closer look, just click on the poster to watch the trailer.

Inside Man

Spike Lee makes a generic thriller?  The film pits criminal Clive Owen battling wits with cop Denzel Washington.  A botched heist leads to a hostage situation stand-off.  Seems like a rather odd choice for Lee going where many have gone before.  Still with Washington, Owen, Jodie Foster and RazorFine favorite Chiwetel Ejiofor this one’s got some definite star power (sadly though last year’s Flightplan did too).  Written by first timer Russel Gewitz.  Can Lee breathe life into such a well-worn tale?

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

The one-joke redneck blue collar comedian gets his own film playing a health inspector(?) teamed up with a rookie partner (Iris Bahr) trying to uncover the cause of food poisoning at all the top restaraunts while wooing (can a cable guy woo?) a waitress (Megyn Price).  Can he Get ‘er done?  Does anyone care?  Written by the team of Jonathan Bernstein and James Greer who gave us Max Keeble’s Big Move (yeah, I don’t remember it either).  For Arrested Development fans both David Cross and Tony Hale are credited with small parts in the film.

Stay Alive

Yet another horror flick stuck into the winter season.  This one is about teens who play an online video game known as “Stay Alive.”  As they play those who end up dying in the game start dying in real life (if you can refer to anything as retarded as this as real).  Of course they keep playing deciding the only way to survive is to beat the game and the evil Blood Countess.  Yeah.  Written and directed by William Brent Bell (Sparkle and Charm) and starring a cast of nameless teen actor monster food that you’d expect from a flick like this.

American Gun (opens Wednesday in limited release)

Intertwining tales of “how the proliferation of guns in America dramatically affect and shape the very day lives of its citizens.”  The stories include a gun shop owner (Donald Sutherland) and his granddaughter (Linda Cardellini), a single mother (Marcia Gay Harden) with a troubled son (Christopher Marquette), a high school principal (Forest Whitaker) and an A-student (Arlen Escarpeta).  Written and directed by first-timer Aric Avelino.  Early comparisons to recent Academy Award Winner Crash and early reviews have been just as divisive. 

l’enfant (Los Angeles and New York only)

Blegian film in French and presented with Enlish subtitles about theives and new parents living off the bounty from their heists and decide to auction of the child as a new way to make some easy money.  Written and directed by Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne the film won the Golden Palm at Cannes but the film is getting a very narrow US release (Los Angeles and New York only).  We’ll have to see how it does and if it can survive long enough to make the art house circuit across the country.

Lonesome Jim (New York only)

Steve Buscemi (yes, that Steve Buscemi) steps behind the camera for this one to direct the story of Jim (Casey Affleck) a down on his luck twenty-eight year-old who leaves New York and moves back home to Indiana to live with his dysfunctional family and begins a relationship with a local woman (Liv Tyler) and her son.  Sounds like it could be a little too sappy, but Buscemi’s odd touches might make this worth seeing (for example the cast list includes a character named Evil).  As a side note Tyler sure seems to love those Affleck boys (she played the love interest to Ben in both Armageddon and Jersey Girl).

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The Winners Are

Razorfine wants to thank you all for entering our contest. We reached our hand into the drawing bag and came out with Kevin Mayse and Courtney. Please shoot December an email with your address so we can get your prizes out.

Be sure to check back often, you never know when there maybe another contest.

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V for…

  • Title: V for Vendetta
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“People should not be afraid of their governments; governments should be afraid of their people.”

Here’s what I learned from V for Vendetta: 1). I never, ever, want anyone to try and make Watchmen into a film.  2). Even when you gut a great graphic novel of some of its best material it can still come out well on screen.  3). I have an even deeper appreciation for Sin City.  The Wachowksi adaptation (Moore pulled his own name off the project) isn’t the graphic novel, but it does have something worth watching.  I would have preferred a more faithful adaption to this remodeled version, but what we do get is still quite good; sadly though the source material demands it to be great.  My immediate reaction to the film is mostly positive yet conflicted and wistful of what could have been.

Our hero is a terrorist that blows up half the town (and that’s not even half as bad as what he does to those he “likes”).  Alan Moore gave us a dim future about a totalitarian regime in London and one lone man who wants to bring it all crashing down, and achieve vengeance for what was done to him by the system in the name of progress.

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Best Film of 2005 Now on DVD

I love Good Night, and Good Luck (hell, I chose it as my best picture of 2005).  George Clooney brings a trained eye and steady hand both in front of and behind the camera and David Strathairn gave a performance worthy not only of his nomination but should have received the Oscar for his role as Edward R. Murrow.  It’s the most complete and important film of 2005 and hopefully it will find a wider audience on DVD as the country comes to appreciate what great film making can accomplish.

Good Night, and Good Luck
5 Stars

“This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box.”

Edward R. Murrow believed that it was the responsibility of television not only to entertain but also to educate and inform.  George Clooney’s film takes the idea that the news should be pure and driven to discover the truth and promote discussion as it’s central theme.  In Clooney’s view this responsibility of journalism is neither antiquated nor dull and for ninety-three minutes the film proves him correct every step of the way.

Yes David Strathairn‘s performance as legendary newsman Edward R. Murrow is the heart and soul of this movie but the film belongs to George Clooney.  The son of anchorman Nick Clooney he grew up in a house that respected journalism in general and investigative news in particular.  To Clooney the project of bringing Murrow’s story to the screen is as much a message about the current state of journalism as pointing out what he calls one of the two most important events of network news.

With the help of people connected with See it Now Clooney set forth to bring the story to Hollywood and what he produces not only tells the important lessons learned from McCarthyism but never becomes preachy and never fails to entertain.  The film is beautiful in black and white and recreates the feel and look of the time period of a 50’s newsroom and the struggle to put on an important piece of journalism against the wishes of sponsors.  Filled with great performances headlined by Strathairn but also including Clooney, Robert Downey Jr, Frank Langella, Jeff Daniels, Patricia Clarkson, Ray Wise and Tate Donovan who all give their very best.  For more on the movie itself check out my original review.

This is a wonderful film that the whole family can enjoy (who would have thunk the best film of 2005 would be PG?).  It educates and entertains as well as giving us an important message.  To do all of these things is good cinema.  To do them all this well is incredible.  The addition of the featurette and commentary track give you an inside look into Clooney’s desire and need to see the film made and his hope that it may inspire discussion and change in today’s news industry.  In ten years no one is going to remember Crash or Brokeback Mountain but this film (along with Spielberg’s Munich) will not only survive the test of time but hopeful will garner the acknowledgement that it so richly deserves.

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