Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Tim Burton returns to the world of Roal Dahl for a swing at Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but bigger budgets (and bigger stars) don’t always equal bigger thrills and more engaging story.  While it’s a little more faithful to the original story, Burton’s need to push the weirdness eventually alienates us from the experience, which is handled with none of the awe and joy of the original.  Depp makes Wonka a stunted man-child rather than just a wildly eccentric man, which serves to make the film much like the confections of the story: sweet and enjoyable, but ultimately forgettable.

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
3 Stars

Retooling a much beloved (if flawed) film is touchy business in any regard, but there are not many films as sacred to a generation as Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. Having Tim Burton and Johnny Depps’ names attached may have lessened the worry factor, but Gene Wilder all but immortalized the role of Willy Wonka in the 1971 film version.

So how does Burton’s version hold up? It’s both better and not as good, to tell the truth.

In this adaptation (which is admittedly more faithful to Roald Dahl’s classic novel) we’re given a more complete look at Charlie (Freddie Highmore from “Finding Neverland”;) and his down-on-their-luck family as they eek by a tenuous existence in a ramshackle and leaning home. Charlie’s parents (Noah Taylor & Helena Bonham Carter) have to support both Charlie and two sets of grandparents (David Kelly, Elieen Essell, David Morris, and Liz Smith. All of whom manage to steal every scene they’re in), while trying to maintain high spirits and encourage their young son.

When the mysterious candy maker Willy Wonka (Depp) announces a contest wherein five lucky children will be allowed to tour his incredible factory, Charlie knows he has no chance of winning, as he’s only able to afford one chocolate bar a year. Any takers on whether Burton derails the universe by having Charlie lose out on a golden ticket? Yah, I didn’t think so.

Charlie and his Grandpa Joe (Kelly) get their chance to visit the Wonka Factory, alongside the gluttonous Gloops (Philip Wiegratz and Franziska Troegner), the overachieving Beauregardes (Annasophia Robba and the creepily great Missi Pyle), video-game fanatic Mike Teavee (Jordan Fry, who looks like a minature Barry Pepper) and his hapless dad, and of course Veruca Salt (Julia Winter) and her over-indulgent father (the great James Fox), each of whom is summarily dispatched by their own faults (with a little neglect and encouragement from Wonka) to the accompaniment of the song stylings of the Oompa Loompas (Deep Roy).

With the exception of a wonderfully morose back-story for Wonka, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory does do an admirable job of keeping faithful to the story’s origins, but strangely this film turns out much more light-hearted than the 1971 version. For all the technical achievements and storytelling improvements, this version also lacks a lot of the warmth and wonder of the original. We’re shown various wild contraptions, each making candy in a seemingly impossible way, but rather than focusing on the wonderment and awe they should inspire, each set piece feels more like background images which are given only cursory examination.

Charlie is much less an active protagonist once the factory doors are opened, pushed aside by the more colorful and obnoxious children on the screen. He’s there only to serve as a moral barometer and to reinforce the wonder of the Wonka experience. And of course there’s Wonka himself. Depp had some extremely large shoes to fill with this role, but rather than attempt to capture the benevolent lunacy of Wilder’s take, here Wonka is more an arrested man-child whose creepy mannerisms aren’t just some mischievous facade, but a reflection of a truly stunted being. With his CGI pasty face and flat out childlike manners, there’s no possible way his performance isn’t meant to conjure up a Jacko association.

Sadly, this time Wonka never really warms up to the world. True to Burton form, his weirdness is unchanged and uncompromised from our first encounter, much like the film itself. The real failing in this film is that it never finds a way to open up to the audience, as it’s too wrapped up in its own world to let us in for more than a peek. While many, many elements of this film easily surpass the original, the childlike wonder and sense of exploration are sorely lacking.

Still, even die-hard fans will find much to enjoy this time around, and only time will tell if this more modern adaptation will capture the imagination of this generation.

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Yes Meets The Sex Pistols

Rock and Roll! Drugs! Furry Animal Costumes! Ladies and gentlemen, The Flaming Lips!

The Flaming Lips SMASH!

One of current rock’s most creative forces, The Flaming Lips, have had a rather unusual success story. Hailing from Oklahoma City in the early 80’s, they created a noisy and anarchic brand of psychedelic punk rock that found a cult audience of true freaks but bewildered most. As time went on the band somehow secured a major record label contract in the early 90’s, had a novelty alternative hit with a song called “She Don’t Use Jelly”, and was poised to be the next one-hit-wonder band of the mid 90’s to never be heard from again.
Then, a curious thing happened. They came out with two stellar albums in a row, 1999’s The Soft Bulletin and 2002’s Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, which gave them both critical raves and commercial success. A newly released documentary DVD, The Fearless Freaks, takes a look inside the band members’ personal lives while giving a slight history of how they got to be where they are today.

In The Fearless Freaks, filmmaker Bradley Beesley tries to give us two things: a history of the band and an intimate look at what makes them tick. The history is very disorganized and doesn’t give the viewer a very good idea of how the band progressed from scrappy, noisy punks to adventurous purveyors of orchestrated pop. None of the band’s five albums before their breakthrough Transmissions from the Satellite Heart are really discussed and there are few insights given into how they actually create any of their music.

While Freaks fails on the historical front, it wholly succeeds in providing a very personal document of the band’s origins, home lives, families, and even some of their troubles. The bulk of the movie is made up of current interviews with singer/guitarist Wayne Coyne and drummer/keyboardist/guitarist/all-around musical whiz Steven Drozd. Wayne’s childhood is discussed extensively, with a good portion of the film’s running time devoted to interviews with his family members (one of which was the band’s original singer). While watching these scenes it quickly becomes apparent that growing up in a culturally isolated place like Oklahoma City in the 70’s created the foundation of the band’s weirdness. The gang mentality that Wayne and his siblings had combined with the strange white-trash nature of the people involved make Oklahoma in the 70’s almost seem like a different planet (and this is coming from someone who grew up in Oklahoma about three hours away from the Coyne’s). All of this actually makes the band seem more mythical and strange.

A real turning point in the band came in 1991 with the addition of Steven Drozd. His musicality and ability to play multiple instruments gave the band a sharper focus and eventually steered them towards the kind of music they are making today. Of course, being a talented artist has its price, and Steven’s problems with substance abuse nearly ended the band on a few occasions. This is discussed with such openness that parts of the last third of the movie are a bit shocking, but it makes for very compelling viewing.

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The Complete Prisoner

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The most original show ever made, and perhaps the best art form ever shown on television, The Prisoner is simply a masterpiece.  Hailed as the first television classic, Patrick McGoohan’s allegory of an individual being trapped in a modern society that wants nothing more or less than to break him down into meaningless number is gripping television.  More art than television, the show has been compared to Franz Kafka, George Orwell, Lewis Carroll, Aldous Huxley, G.K. Chesterton, Jonathan Swift, Gustav Meyrink, Alfred Kubin and the surrealist painters such as Rene Magritte.  The show created awe, hysteria, and finally a profound appreciation for McGoohan’s masterpiece that stands alone as a shining example of what television can, and for at least one year strove, to be.  It raises as many questions as answers, but does both with style.  The show certainly wasn’t made for the casual viewer, or in an attempt to create a huge hit for the BBC.  In McGoohan’s own words, It’s “not to everyone’s taste.  It was never intended to be.  I wasn’t making Coca-Cola.”  No, it was in fact something much, much sweeter.

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The Green Butchers (Grønne slagtere, De)

Director and writer, Anders Thomas Jensen makes a poke at dark humor with this Danish film, The Green Butchers. The leads make the effort to rescue a too humanizing and sentimental ending script and a beginning script that is a little too dry and not quite dark enough to keep the audience intrigued.

The Green Butchers (Grønne slagtere, De)
1 & 1/2 Stars

Released on DVD May 17

Director and writer, Anders Thomas Jensen makes a poke at dark humor with this Danish film, The Green Butchers. The leads make the effort to rescue a too humanizing and sentimental ending script and a beginning script that is a little too dry and not quite dark enough to keep the audience intrigued.

A tasty recipe for human flesh makes to small time butchers a huge hit in a small Danish town. Sven (Mads Mikkelsen) and Bjarne (Nikola lie Kaas) open up a butcher shop and start their sales off with a misfortunate electrician who ended up dead in their freezer. Both men are quite a mess and have huge issues, Sven has an anxiety disorder and Bjarne is a major pothead, but somehow they figure out how to get themselves out of or rather into quite a mess with serving up this electrician. This special meat dish they serve up to the community gets them all kinds of attention and turns them into big stars, but little does anybody know that they are eating away at the towns electricians toes or fingers. Bjarne falls in love with undertaker’s daughter and starts to have issues with what they must do to stay on top. Enjoying their success and getting even more successful means more and more misfortunate souls must find their ways into the freezer. Ironically The Green Butchers end up with some pretty positive messages and nice characters for such a cannibalistic script and dark humored film.

Spending too much time trying to get past the grotesque subject matter kept me from enjoying what could have been a simple and interesting film. The Green Butchers didn’t work for me, but may intrigue the Danish. Who knows, maybe the Danish since of humor is a great deal more dry and different than in the U.S. I just can’t find humor in cannibalism. Luckily, The Green Butchers does add discreetness and no gore to such a subject matter. It’s the idea of the story being implanted in the back of my brain that keeps feeding forward to cause disturbance in my well-being. It truly is visual non-offensive, but mentally sticks to your teeth.

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Cool

Elmore Leonard’s Be Cool is a novel turned to film full of odd funny characters who have a small habit for getting caught up with gangsters, the Russian mafia, small-time wanna b’s and an eclectic mix of peculiars. Be Cool is part 2 that showcases Chili Palmer (John Travolta), a cool ex-loan shark who has adorned a big-time movie producer persona and finds yet another interest in being an even bigger music producer.

Cool
2 & 1/2 Stars

Elmore Leonard’s Be Cool is a novel turned to film full of odd funny characters who have a small habit for getting caught up with gangsters, the Russian mafia, small-time wanna b’s and an eclectic mix of peculiars. Be Cool is part 2 that showcases Chili Palmer (John Travolta), a cool ex-loan shark who has adorned a big-time movie producer persona and finds yet another interest in being an even bigger music producer.

Released on DVD June 28

In the sequel Chili Palmer wants to give up the movie business and finds an interest in the music industry. Chili gets his motivation from Tommy Athens (James Wood), a music producer who tries to pitch Chili on a new movie, he has always had an interest in Tommy’s wife Edie (Uma Therman) and Tommy has been shot down in cold blood so what better time than now to get into Tommy’s business and his spot next to Edie in bed. Thanks to Tommy’s lead with Linda Moon (Christina Milian), a stellar R&B artist, Chili moves forward with stealing her from Raji (Vince Vaughn), the wanna be music producer and his boss Nick Carr (Harvey Keitel). Of course, Chili does nothing by the books or by the rules, he walks in and says her contract is over and now she works for me. Needless to say Nick isn’t too happy with this situation and tries to have Chili knocked off and the Russians who killed Tommy is after him too. Chili, trying to avoid death and casualy running things with Edie, moves forward with a hit and a little help from Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler. I almost left out Sin LaSalle (Cedric the Entertainer) and Dabu (Andre 3000) producer and rapper for the posse DubMD’s, Tommy owed them money too and Chili is trying to avoid their hit list also. After dodging all those bullets and hit men, Chili produces the perfect album with a little help from Sin Lasalle and Edie. Everybody gets what’s coming to them in the end and all ends well that didn’t start too well.

John Travolta as Chili Palmer, he’s just to cool for words. Be Cool is a far cry from it’s predecessor Get Shorty, but it stands on it’s own. Travolta and Thurman are heating up the dance floor once again, o-yeah! The Rock is awesome, he really has some acting chops and Vince Vaughn is a laugh-out-loud riot. Can’t forget Cedric the Entertainer, playing a high class well educated gangster producer, what a cast. Based on the novel, Be Cool, is a load more fun to watch than to read. Parts are pretty cheesy, but if you can get past that then it’s smooth sailing from there. Chili is awesome; sorry couldn’t come up with a better word. I could see where this character could go in many directions, but if they did that it would be lame. No one wants to see Be Cool or Get Shorty part 20. Stopping with where they are at should work out just fine. There are too many parts to explain how funny this movie truly is. How can anybody go wrong; there is an actor for everybody’s taste, there’s hot, sexy, talented, short, hairy, tall, strong, weak, funny, ugly, Russian, straight, gay, gangster, mafia, music, bad movies, and even a picture of Tom Hanks. The list literally goes on and on. Don’t take my word for it, be cool and rent it for yourself.

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