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Ready to Rumble

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  • Title: Ready to Rumble
  • IMDb: link

Throwback Tuesday takes us back to year 2000 and the attempts of two braindead wrestling fans (David Arquette and Scott Caan), who have obviously never heard the term kayfabe, to help their shitcanned hero (Oliver Platt) reclaim his championship after being buried and fired. Ready to Rumble is a bizarre film, created during the height of World Championship Wrestling’s popularity and features several wrestlers of note including Sting, Diamond Dallas Page, Goldberg, Curt Henning, Booker T, Bam Bam Bigelow, and more.

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Sexual Impulse & Sexual Roulette

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  • Title: Sexual Impulse / Sexual Roulette
  • IMDb: link / link

This Skinmax Double Feature collects two 1997 low-budget erotic thrillers starring Tané McClure each offering barebones storylines structured more around opportunities for characters to get naked and have sex at the drop of the hat rather than coherent plot or anything resembling good acting.

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True Lies – Unrelated Parents

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  • Title: True Lies – Unrelated Parents
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The theme of “Unrelated Parents” can be summed up in a single sentence: Teenagers are impossible to deal with. Harry (Steve Howey) and Helen’s (Ginger Gonzaga) trouble dealing with their daughter (Annabella Didion) is mirrored on their mission when dealing with a young hacker who can’t get his head out of his ass long enough to realize while stealing nuclear weapons may have been bad or that he’s been used by a gang of mercenaries. There’s not much else to the episode as the experiences with one pain in the ass teen eventually help the couple deal with the other as they recover the nukes and deal with their daughter’s recent struggle for independence in what amounts to one of the least inspired spy stories one could imagine.

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The Imperial Scientist – The Convert

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  • Title: The Mandalorian – Chapter 19: The Convert
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While there is a Mandalorian story that opens and closes the episode, the vast majority of “The Convert” takes place far, far away from our main characters and their adventures. As with Andor, the show turns its attention instead to Coruscant. In this case the storyline involves former Imperial soldiers and scientists granted amnesty being slowly reintegrated into the New Republic. Our main focus is Penn Pershing (Omid Abtahi), a character’s name I had to look up and still won’t remember, who was getting on all hunky dory with his new life, despite his less than prestigious new job, until another Imperial agent, now with the New Republic, started fucking with him.

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Gotham Knights – Pilot

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  • Title: Gotham Knights – Pilot
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Inspired by the video game of the same name and taking characters from across Batman history and throwing them together around a new character created solely for the series, Gotham Knights is an odd jumble. Our lead character is Bruce Wayne’s adopted son Turner Hayes (Oscar Morgan), who is accused of murdering Bruce Wayne along with a motley crew of local kids in Duela (Olivia Rose Keegan), Harper Row (Fallon Smythe), and Cullen Row (Tyler DiChiara). All framed for the crime, with only District Attorney Harvey Dent (Misha Collins) believing in Turner’s innocence, the foursome eventually flee police custody prior to being “taken care of” by corrupt cops on the GCPD force with the help of Carrie Kelly (Navia Ziraili Robinson) and Stephanie Brown (Anna Lore).

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