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Rocky & Bullwinkle #3

Rocky & Bullwinkle #3Rocky and Bullwinkle head to the moon in the latest issue of IDW’s new comic adventures of the moose and squirrel. Set in the 1960s, Pottsylvania announces they have claimed the moon and demand payment from anyone who mentions or makes use of the celestial object (including even a werewolf). With no one accepting the word of the Moon Men that the Pottsylvanians have never landed on the moon, Rocky and Bullwinkle are sent to discover the truth. Of course Boris and Natasha are sent after them to stop Moose and Squirrel from destroying the country’s lucrative lie.

This month’s intermission tale features Snidley Whiplash‘s new get-rich scheme by selling worthless merchandise with a “double your money back guarantee” realizing most customers are too lazy to take advantage of the deal. Sadly for the villain Dudley Do-Right isn’t most people and soon bankrupts the Snidley’s entire business with his circular logic. Worth a look.

[IDW, $3.99]

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Magneto #3

Magneto #3Magneto‘s wandering and search for the source of the new Sentinels leads him to an underground facility where several low-budget versions of the anti-mutant weapons are being created. However, the true purpose of the sentinels and the facility itself turns out to be something not dissimilar to the path Magneto himself walked not that long ago.

Comparing Magneto’s own attempts to create a safe haven for his people on Genosha, Magneto #3 showcases humans doing the same thing in an attempt to create a bubble safe from mutants and the outside world. Although the comic skirts the issue a bit, Magneto’s response to the facility (and his own attempts on Genosha) seem to admit a failure of his own long-held beliefs in favor of those of his recently-deceased frenemy Charles Xavier about an integrated world shared by humans and mutants.

With Cyclops‘ team also searching for the truth behind the new Sentinels it will be interesting to see if the two comics converge and what Magneto’s response from, and to, his old team might be. Worth a look.

[Marvel, $3.99]

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Hawaii Five-0 – O ka Pili’Ohana ka ‘Oi

  • Title: Hawaii Five-0 – O ka Pili’Ohana ka ‘Oi
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Hawaii Five-0 - O ka Pili'Ohana ka 'Oi

The Season Four finale of Hawaii Five-0 brings a pair of villains back to the island and hard choices for both McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) and Grover (Chi McBride). Just as McGarrett learns Wo Fat (Mark Dacascos) has broken out out of a maximum security prison in Colorado and is making his way back to the island Grover is contacted by Ian Wright (Nick Jonas) who kidnaps the officer’s daughter (Paige Hurd) and demands Grover help him steal $100 million in recently recovered drug money.

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The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman

  • Title: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman

After struggling to find a cure to return both April‘s (Mae Whitman) father and Master Splinter (Hoon Lee) into humans, Donatello (Rob Paulsen) succeeds in creating two doses of Retro-Mutagen. However, before the Turtles can save April’s father they are attacked by the newly mutated Baxter Stockman (Phil LaMarr) whom the Shredder (Kevin Michael Richardson), tired of the scientist’s many failures, has mutated into a giant insect.

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The Gorilla Dissolution

  • Title: The Big Bang Theory – The Gorilla Dissolution
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“Wow, that fell apart really fast.”

The Big Bang Theory - The Gorilla Dissolution

Finally offering a set visit to the filming of Penny (Kaley Cuoco) and Wil Wheaton‘s awful gorilla horror film, things change quickly when the director’s disinterest clashes with the actress’ new-found attitude to make something of the role of a bloodthirsty half-ape killer which leads to Leonard (Johnny Galecki), Penny, and Wil all being forcibly removed from the set.

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