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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman, and Jack Frost walk into a bar…

  • Title: Rise of the Guardians
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rise-of-the-guardians-posterBased on William Joyce‘s The Guardians of Childhood children’s series, Rise of the Guardians is an old fashioned tale of good and evil centered around an unlikely hero called to join the battle. The Guardians, a group of mythical beings who are sworn to protect children across the globe, are comprised of Santa Claus (Alec Baldwin), the Tooth Fairy (Isla Fisher), the Sandman, and the Easter Bunny (Hugh Jackman). Despite some infighting, the group works together to keep the magic and wonder of childhood alive across the globe.

When the villainous Pitch Black (Jude Law) returns to introduce nightmares and fear into the dreams of children, while making them begin to doubt the existence of the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, the Guardians rise to stop the Bogeyman before he can destroy the dreams and beliefs on children all across the globe. To do this they will need the help of the irresponsible Jack Frost (Chris Pine), a mischief maker with a shadowy past and a yearning to be recognized and celebrated the way children love the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

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Bones – The Patriot in Purgatory

  • Title: Bones – The Patriot in Purgatory
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After taking a sudden interest in basketball, Bones (Emily Deschanel) assembles five of her most talented interns (Eugene Byrd, Michael Grant TerryJoel David MoorePej VahdatLuke Kleintank) to work together to try to identify as many sets of the Jeffersonian Institute’s collection of unidentifiable remains as possible. While the others try to score points on identifying as many remains as possible, Vaziri (Vahdat) becomes fixated on a homeless man who was wounded during the attacks on 9/11 and died 10 days later.

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Nikita – Consequences

  • Title: Nikita – Consequences
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Anne (Sarah Allen) catches up with Owen (Devon Sawa) in a Russian prison hoping for intel about an operation called Skeleton Key. After escaping from his rescuer, Owen leaves Nikita (Maggie Q) a message but is unprepared for the shock that Nikita and Michael (Shane West) are now working for Division. Despite Ryan’s (Noah Bean) concerns, Nikita believes Owen can be trusted and works with him to find the cryptograph that can hack any system including that of Division.

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Glee – The Role You Were Born to Play

  • Title: Glee – The Role You Were Born to Play
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“So we cast a brunette as Sandy and a guy as Rizzo. Who’s directing this, Julie Taymor?”

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Glee returns from hiatus with the students at McKinley High, including a few return graduates, preparing for the school’s production of Grease. To help get Finn (Cory Monteith) out of his current funk stuck working in Burt’s (Mike O’Malley) tire shop Artie (Kevin McHale) invites his friend to co-direct the musical with him. Artie also enlists the help of McKinley alums Mike Chang (Harry Shum Jr.) and Mercedes (Amber Riley) to help with the musical by offering their services as choreographer and vocal coach for the play.

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Bones – The Method in the Madness

  • Title: Bones – The Method in the Madness
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“Anthropology’s all about dancing.”

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Taking pity on Sweets (John Francis Daley) who has been living out of his office since his sudden break-up with Daisy (Carla Gallo), Booth (David Boreanaz) invites the shrink to stay with Bones (Emily Deschanel) and Booth until he finds a new apartment. Although Sweets is welcome into their home, his arrival does cause a few uncomfortable moments (including Bones’ dancing). Meanwhile, the Jeffersonian team begins looking into the remains of a 20 year-old woman whose skin was eviscerated and body was torn apart while she was still alive.

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