Channing Tatum

21 Jump Street

  • Title: 21 Jump Street
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21-jump-street-blu-rayWhen the police revive a cancelled 80’s undercover program because “the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas” a stereotypical angry black captain (Ice Cube) drafts two of the force’s least decorated officers (Jonah HillChanning Tatum) and sends them back to high school to stop the supply of a new synthetic drug.

Based on the 80’s television show starring Johnny Depp and Richard Grieco (both of whom make cameo appearances) 21 Jump Street is a funny, if juvenile and ultimately somewhat forgettable, film along the lines of Step Brothers. We’re given two characters who no one, including the audience, is expected to take seriously in a movie that pokes at least as much fun at its concept as it does celebrate its cliched nature. 21 Jump Street isn’t a movie you’re likely to go back to very often, but it works as a cheap rental with its share of laughs (as well as groans).

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Haywire

  • Title: Haywire
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haywire-blu-rayDespite making more than 30 movies over his career, Haywire represents the first time director Steven Soderbergh sets out to make a rather straightforward action film. Well… straightforward in terms of delivery, the film is saddled with one hell of a convoluted plot by screenwriter Lem Dobbs that will only attempt to fully explain itself in the movie’s closing moments.

At times you’ll notice Soderbergh’s hand with his stylized camera work and use of music, but the film also has several sequence where the style drops away and the director gives us several brutal action scenes.

We begin with Mallory Kane (Gina Carano), a black ops soldier who has been betrayed by her boss and former lover Kenneth (Ewan McGregor) and is now on the run. With limited resources she will hunt down each of the men who betrayed her and get her revenge.

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The Eagle

  • Title: The Eagle
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the-eagle-dvd20 years after the mysterious disappearance of the Ninth Legion in the wilds of Northern Britain the son (Channing Tatum) of the legion’s commander goes in search to restore his family’s honor by recovering the Legion’s standard – a golden eagle. Along for the ride is his slave Esca (Jamie Bell) who knows the terrain and people north of Hadrian’s Wall. The pair trade places as the slave becomes the master and tensions fray near the breaking point as they discover the final resting place of the Legion, the fate of Marcus’ father, and the whereabouts of the eagle.

Similar to Centurion (read that review), The Eagle far less ambitious and poorly handled. The film is saddled with some astonishingly bad dialogue, a wooden leading man, a mind-dulling final hour, and a poorly thought-out ending.

The DVD and Blu-ray include the theatrical cut as well as an unrated version of the film, an alternate ending, deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes featurette, and commentary by director Kevin Macdonald.

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G.I. JOE: Rise of CRAP

  • Title: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
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gi-joe-rise-of-cobra-posterLet’s get this straight right from the get-go: I had no real expectations with this film except wanting to leave without getting too bored or having the film make my eyes bleed. One out of two isn’t bad. Even with the bar set so low G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra finds a way to slither underneath like champion limbo dancer Hermes Conrad.

Based on a toy line and 80’s television show Rise of Cobra plays like one long Michael Bay action reel (think The Rock, if it were directed by Zack Snyder). It’s got the brains of the old cartoon down cold (ridiculous premise, tons of vehicles and ammunition) but hardly any of its style.

It doesn’t help the Cobra never really exists in this film. Instead we’re given a well-funded unnamed group of terrorists. It is also problematic that the baddie chosen to put center stage isn’t Cobra Commander (almost completely absent from the film), or even the unmasked Destro (Christopher Ecclestion), but the Baroness (Sienna Miller, because I guess Kate Beckinsale was too expensive).

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Dancing Fools

Yet another film about dancing.  Joy.  In this one, a thuggish young brute learns to love dance thanks to a beautiful girl.  How original!  I went into this film fully prepared to hate every frame, but despite it’s glaring errors (and it has more than a few) somehow I enjoyed myself enough to, marginally, recommend the film.  I think fans of this genre will be satisfied and enjoy themselves (and the dates they drag along may be able to enjoy themselves a little too).

Step Up
3 Stars

You’ve seen this before, we all have.  A girl falls for a guy from the wrong side of the tracks.  A classically trained dancer learns to use hip hop moves to create a new revolutionary routine that will get her into the big time.  Step Up is the latest dance film to recycle these themes.  There is little originality, and even fewer surprises, but the choreography and presence of the films leading lady make up for some, though certainly not all, of its flaws.

Tyler Gage (Channing Tatum, in a very accurate John Cena impersonation) is a thug who enjoys stealing cars, partying hard, destroying and vandalizing, and quitting anything that requires the smallest bit of effort, commitment, or time.  After breaking in and vandalizing a fine arts school with his friends, Tyler is sentenced to 200 hours of community service at the school.

While working as a janitor Tyler meets a young dance student, Nora (Jenna Dewan), in need of a partner for her showcase.  Discovering Tyler’s ability to dance the two partner up.  Nora begins to make Tyler believe more is possible, and as they work together…well, star crossed lovers from opposite sides of the tracks, you can guess where the film goes from here.

It is odd how every student in the film looks like a college graduate.  In fact the revelation that they are supposed to be high school students was shocking.  What, does high school in this area go up to the 27th grade?

Odd casting aside, the actors do their best with the roles.  Dewan is the stand-out, and based on her performance here I think we’ll be seeing much more of her in the future.

Tatum is fine as the ogre-like Tyler who spends half his time trying not to scrape his knuckles when he walks and the other half as a dance wiz.  Drew Sidora and Mario have a nice subplot (which is the only thing that feels teenage about the entire film).  And Rachel Griffiths adds some class as the stern but loving principal of the school.

The film marks the directing debut of Anne Fletcher who has worked as a dancer and choreographer in more than 30 Hollywood films.  The dance scenes are some of the best of the film.

It’s not a must see, but in terms of chick-flicks guys might be able to survive this summer, Step Up gives you more than you’d expect.  Hey, it’s got some good dancing, beautiful girls, and a good sense of humor about its subject.  The film does have some darker spots involving gangs, and violence.  These scenes don’t exactly mesh with the rest of the film but do help carry the storyline to its conclusion.  It’s Dewan’s spirit and personality, not to mention her tights-clad body in motion, that helps carry the film.  She reminds me a little of Susan Ward, and I’ll be interested in seeing where her career goes from here.

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