Comedy

Ark Building for Dummies

I kind of liked Bruce Almighty, and I’m certainly a fan of Steve Carrell, but when I heard the idea of this sequel I wasn’t so keen on the idea.  The set-up of Steve Carrell acting all crazy and building an ark sounds like a great skit, but does it work for 96 minutes?  Well, much like the first film, the answer is – sort of. 

Evan Almighty
3 Stars

“Genesis 6:14: Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.”  Now I don’t know exactly what that means, but boy doesn’t that sound like the stuff to make an insanely expensive summer blockbuster comedy?  Um…

Evan Help Us

As the film opens Evan Baxter (Steve Carrell) leaves the newsroom and moves his family (Lauren Graham, Johnny Simmons, Graham Phillips, Jimmy Bennett) to Washington to begin his new career as a freshman Congressman.  With a new house and a new job things are looking good for Evan.  Except that God (Morgan Freeman) shows up and commands Evan to make him an ark.  Despite Evan’s steadfast refusal God won’t take no for answer and puts the poor Congressman through hell until he accepts his responsibility, even at the cost of his job, his dignity, and his family.  Evan’s appearance is altered, his hair and beard begin to grow, his clothes disappear, and animals, in pairs, begin to be attracted to his presence.  Finally, with no other recourse, Evan gives in and accepts the responsibility of building the ark.

Overall the performances are good.  Carrell makes a likable leading man, as he proved in The 40 Year-Old Virgin, and spends most of the time getting shit on (more on that later) by God’s odd sense of humor.  As the heart of the film he serves a purpose of giving us someone to both root for and care about.

John Michael Higgins, Jonah Hill, and Wanda Sykes have small and inconseqential roles as Evan’s Congressional staff as their characters are given only enough screen time to make a short one-liners and then disappear for large stretches of time.  John Goodman does what he can with the thinly written baddie politician of the piece.  And Molly Shannon shows up, I’m assuming, just to annoy me.

And I can do without the animal crap-humor!  Jeesh!  I know Hollywood loves crap jokes, but please learn to control yourselves.  There are at least four different such jokes in the film.  Birds defecating on someone is mildly amusing, but it’s hardly hilarious (and it becomes less, not more, amusing each time it happens).  When you get right down to it that’s the central problem with the film.  It will keep your interest and make you chuckle and you’ll have a good time, but there are no big laughs, no real memorable moments, and nothing to discuss with your friends afterwards (certainly no Man-o-Lantern in this one!).

And somebody explain the title to me please.  In the first film Jim Carrey becomes omnipotent, a God, aka almighty, and that’s where the title comes from.  Here God just makes Carrell build a big wooden boat and tortures him when he refuses.  I don’t know about you but that doesn’t sound very “almighty” to me.  Did no one in marketing catch this?  This might seem a small complaint, but it is emblamatic of one of the problems with the film – going for the cheap or easy joke like the crap jokes or the beard jokes, which are just a little too reminiscent of The Santa Clause for me, rather than thinking each problem through and crafting something more original.

One scene the film does have going for it is God’s explanation to Evan’s wife (Graham) of “God’s mysterious ways.”  Rarely, in film or real life, have I heard a better explanation and the scene provides a nice moment for Graham who otherwise is left trying to act confused, sad, bewildered and angry (all at the same time) about what is happening to her husband.  There are few such moments in the film that make it worth seeing, but if the entire film had been handled with the same care this might have been a truly miraculous film rather than just a flood of crap-jokes and one-liners.

For what amounts to the most expensive comedy ever made ($175,000,000) the film is a slight disappointment.  There are many laughs with some good bits throughout, and a couple of touching moments, but much like Bruce Almighty the film fails to inspire the big laughs that seem to be just around the corner.  Still, it’s an enjoyable little summer comedy that should entertain you, at least for awhile.

Ark Building for Dummies Read More »

Charming Light-Hearted Campy Fun

  • Title: Nancy Drew
  • IMDb: link

Nancy Drew

I never really read Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys.  I was more a Three Investigators fan as a kid (hint, Hollywood, hint).  Still, I like a good mystery and never had a problem with the concept of children solving mysteries better than adults.  The latest film version of Nancy Drew gets herself into a jam or two, but manages to pull through with style.  Good for her!

Nancy Drew (Emma Roberts) is the greatest detective in her home town of River Heights.  Even the local chief of police (Cliff Benis) relies on her insight and ability to solve crimes.  The trouble is she’s only a teenager and her father (Tate Donovan) wants her to stop her sleuthing before she gets into more trouble than she can handle.

Nancy journeys to Los Angeles with her father and makes s promise to act more normal and give up her mysteries.  Unknown to her father, however, Nancy has chosen to stay in the former home of a famous actresss (Laura Harring), who was mysteriously killed, and attempt to crack the unsolved case.

In L.A. Nancy makes a new friend (Josh Fitter) gets harassed by some uppity girls (Daniella Monet, Kelly Vitz), and tries to act normal.  The trouble is Nancy isn’t normal and soon with the help of a friend from back home (Max Thieriot) and her new freinds in L.A. Nancy is on the case trying to solve the murder of the famous actress.

Charming Light-Hearted Campy Fun Read More »

Surf’s Up, Dude!

Yeah, I know what you’re gonna say.  Another film about penguins?  This time they surf?  I know, I know, but hear me out.  Unless you are totally penguined-out, Surf’s Up is worth a look.  It’s an odd mix of intelligence and creativity and lowbrow humor that, when its not getting in its own way, provides a good message and an enjoyable ride.  It might not be the best animated film you’ll see this year, but it is a memorable one.

Surf’s Up
3 & 1/2 Stars

Surfing penguins you ask?  Yeah, I’ll admit the idea is a bit outside the box.  Maybe that’s what I like about it.  Surf’s Up isn’t a great animated film, but it’s a darn good one that, when it’s not too busy getting in its own way, provides a good story arc, memorable characters and some terrific animation.

Cody Maverick (Shia LaBeouf) wants only one thing out of life, to become a surfer like his hero the famous Z.  Cody leaves the cool confines of Antarctica to travel with a promoter (James Woods) and his assistant (Mario Cantone) to enter the Penguin World Surfing Championship.

There he meets a other competetors including Chicken Joe (Jon Heder), the nine-time defending champion Tank Evans (Diedrich Bader) the lovely lifeguard Lani (Zooey Deschanel) and her anti-social friend Geek (Jeff Bridges doing a pretty funny penguin version of the Dude) who hides out from the rest of the world in his shack up in the hills (don’t worry, he’s not a penguin unabomber).

The story isn’t anything new, but the choice of filming it as a documentary is a gutsy call.  The entire film is presented with these characters speaking to and in front of the camera.  It turns out to work wonderfully and gives the film a quite different feel from you average animated flick.

Where it gets into trouble, however, is when it cow-tows to the more base audience.  The film is filled with cheap poop/fart humor that seems shoved in at random to get the young kiddies to laugh.  I honestly wonder if the studio though the film was too smart for kids and demanded more cheap laughs.  Although these don’t ruin the film, and many younger kids might like them, they do begin to wear on the older members of the audience.

Where the film succeeds is when it pushes the envelope and tries to create something new in a mockumentary approach to the fully realized world of competitive penguin surfing.  The characters are well fleshed-out and the story, though predictable, is quite enjoyable – except when the film lowers itself for cheap jokes that mostly fall flat.  It’s not the best animated film, but it does have a unique style and, in my opinion, is a superior film to last year’s Happy Feet (read the review).  I guess I would rather see penguins surf than dance.

Surf’s Up, Dude! Read More »

Shrek the Third

  • Title: Shrek the Third
  • IMDb: link

Well, the good news is the third installment isn’t the complete disaster that many saw coming.  The bad news however is it isn’t nearly as good as Shrek 2.  Still, it has some memorable moments and a few laughs, and should entertain you for most of it’s 93 minute running time.

After King Harold (John Cleese) falls ill and dies, the kingdom falls to Shrek (Mike Meyers) who wants nothing to do with ruling and only wants to take Fiona (Cameron Diaz) back to the swamp and live in peace and quiet, which will be difficult considering Fiona’s got her own baby surprise for our hero.

Shrek the Third Read More »

Hot Fuzz

  • Title: Hot Fuzz
  • IMDb: link

“Well, I wouldn’t argue that is was a no-holes barred, adrenalin-fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”

Hot Fuzz movie review

Supercop Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg) is promoted and shipped out of London to the sleepy burg of Sandburg.  The rest of the London force is sick and tired of being shown-up by a one-man force with a 400% higher arrest record who makes the rest of them look bad.

So Angel shows up in Sandford, a town with almost no crime but a large amount of “accidental” deaths.  Partnered with the chief’s son (Nick Frost), who has a love of American action flicks, a tendency to ask really annoying questions (“Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?”), and little actual police knowledge, Angel investigates a few accidental deaths and becomes convinced a serial killer is murdering his way through the small town.

Hot Fuzz Read More »