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Gulliver’s Travels

  • Title: Gulliver’s Travels
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A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT

I’m not sure, but I’m willing to bet the central idea for putting Jack Black in a remake of Gulliver’s Travels was for the express purpose of having him fight a giant robot in the town square as the miniature masses looked on. As ideas go, this one is less than inspired (but, then again, so is the rest of this hapless film).

How you take the talents of Jack Black, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Amanda Peet, and Billy Connolly and create something as thoroughly inane and painfully unfunny as Gulliver’s Travels is a mystery. This might be the dumbest movie I saw this year.

Black stars as slacker mailroom worker Lemuel Gulliver. To impress news editor Darcy Silverman (Peet), for whom he’s had a secret crush for years, Gulliver plagiarizes various travel articles earning him a spot to write for the paper. (I can’t imagine how such a well designed plan might blow up in his face.) His first assignment takes him to the Bermuda Triangle. (Cue ominous music.) After sailing into a storm Gulliver finds himself in the land of Lilliput, a kingdom filled with people less than 6-inches tall.

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Top Movies of 2008

 

best-of-2008

 

Yeah, I know most people whittle their lists down to 10, but (as teh ‘monkey often observes) I’m not exactly what you’d call “normal.” And this way you get three more extra-good flicks at no extra charge.

2008 was the year of the cape. Super-heroes and comic book films hit theaters like Twilight tweens at a Robert Pattinson appearance, and most of them turned out to be pretty good (forgetting that second-half of Hancock and all of Punisher: War Zone). As a self-admitted and unabashed comic book nerd I couldn’t help but pepper my list with a few of these along with some heroes not in tights, a vampire, a pair of documentaries, and one kick ass panda.

Honorable mentions – Before we begin let me mention a couple films I missed including In Bruges, The Reader, and The Fall (the last of which made our pal Eric’s list), and offer some appreciation to the lovable also-rans who didn’t quite make the cut. These include Traitor, Tropic Thunder, The Visitor, Bolt, and Wall-E (the last film to miss the cut).

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Secrets of the Furious Five

  • Title: Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five
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Secrets of the Furious Five is offered as a bonus disc with select two-pack versions of Kung Fu Panda (read that review).  The story involves Po (Jack Black), after the events of the film, becoming a larger part of the community and sharing his knowledge of Kung Fu with a group of young students by instructing them that Kung Fu isn’t only about fighting – it also teaches important virtues.

At only 23-minutes it’s sadly short (especially since it’s the main feature of the disc), but in terms of story it works well enough.  Through more traditional 2-D animation flashbacks Po tells the unruly students tales of each of the Furious Five and how they learned valuable lessons about patience, courage, discipline, compassion, and confidence.

As an extra-bonus disc it’s a nice addition.  I wouldn’t buy it separately, but getting it thrown in for the same price, or even a buck or two more, you get what you’d expect.  Although the animation style used in the short is fine, I’m a little disappointed it doesn’t more closely resemble the film (except for Po’s scenes).  I can see why DreamWorks decided to package this with the original as it doesn’t stand-out on its own, but if you are a fan of the film, like me, I’d suggest spending a couple more bucks if only to learn how to draw the characters (pretty cool) and give your kids a little insight into the styles of Kung Fu used in the film, and the animals which inspired them.

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The Legendary Awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda

  • Title: Kung Fu Panda
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“Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were legendary.  His enemies would go blind from over-exposure to sheer awesomeness.”

The son of a noodle making goose (James Hong), Po (Jack Black) the Panda dreams only of Kung Fu.  His wishes are granted when Master Oogway (Randall Duk Kim) names him the Dragon Warrior.

The pronouncement is met by skepticism by the Furious Five, the best warriors of the valley who include Tigress (Angelina Jolie), Mantis (Seth Rogen), Monkey (Jackie Chan), Viper (Lucy Liu) and Crane (David Cross), and sheer incredulity by their teacher Shifu (Dustin Hoffman).

Despite his large size, and even larger heart, the Panda is destined for greatness and possibly the only one who can stop the evil Tai Lung (Ian McShane) who has broken out of prison and is returning home to face the newly proclaimed Dragon Warrior and take the Dragon Scroll (which holds the secret of ultimate skill in Kung Fu) for himself.

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Tropic Thunder

  • Title: Tropic Thunder
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“I don’t read the script.  The script reads me.”

In an attempt to teach their spoiled stars a lesson the director (Steve Coogan) and author (Nick Nolte) of the new war film send the actors into the jungle where they encounter real danger and are forced to fight for their lives.

The platoon is led by action star Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) whose career is on a downhill spiral.  His choices for roles outside his chosen genre (with his insane amount of sequels), such as a mentally-impaired farm hand called Simple Jack, have earned him scorn and tanked at the box office.

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