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RF’s Top 10 Second-Tier Bat-Villains

Sure you know the Joker, Catwoman, Penguin, and the Riddler.  You probably know the Scarecrow and Two-Face, too.  But how many of Batman’s other villains do you know?  Today we ignore the top-tier, best-known, Bat-villains and give you the best of the rest.  There’s a few you might expect (Mr. Freeze, Ra’s al Ghul), but I’ve thrown in a couple of surprises as well.  Check out the full list inside.

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The Best and Worst of 2008 (so far)

2008 is half over; where did all that time go?  So far it’s been a bit of letdown after the great releases of 2007 (more on that here), but there are a few movies worth talking about.  There have been some good, and some downright tragic, films released so far this year.  We’ve had robots, pandas, a man of iron, adaptations, Mixed Martial Arts, Indy’s pedestrian return, Speed’s car wreck, and (of course) some insipid romcoms.  We’ll take a look at the first half of 2008, the good, the bad, the overrated, and a few surprises as well.  Join us, won’t you…

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Comic News

Twenty-three years in the making, DC is gearing up for the seven-issue mini-series Final Crisis spearheaded by Grant Morrison and bringing the DC Universe back full-circle.  Jack Kirby’s New Gods and the troublesome Anti-Life Equation will take center stage in the mini-series.  Since its announcement the forthcoming mini-series has teased readers with promises of changes in several key DC characters including Batman, and, even more shocking, the possible return of the Silver Age’s first super-hero.  Intrigued?  Check out the Full Diagnosis for more!

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“Heroes die.  Legends live forever.”

Ever since his death in issue #8 of Crisis on Infinite Earths DC has teased fans will the possible return of Barry AllenMarv Wolfman, who authored the twelve-issue maxi-series helped this along by hinting he had left a loophole which will allow Barry to be brought back.

In Flash issues #74-79 “The Return of Barry Allen” promised to bring back the Scarlet Speedster only to quickly pull the rug out from happy fans and have the returned Barry Allen not be Barry at all (instead a confused Professor Zoom from the future, sigh!).

DC has occasionally dropped in a time travel story to use the character like the recent issue of Booster Gold or taking on his deranged twin brother who had become the super-villain Cobalt Blue during his short stay in the 30th Century before his death.

DC teased us again, marking the 20th anniversary of his death Barry would be given an appearance in issue #3 of Infinite Crisis momentarily reaching out of the Speed Force to help subdue Superboy Prime.

Where many fans, and comic writers themselves, weren’t happy with the death of Supergirl in Crisis, they saw the need in relaunching the character of Superman as the sole survivor of Krypton.  The death of Barry Allen would be a much more divisive issue, still to this day.

DC has teased us for years about a possible return; so why should this time be different?  In the recent marketing of the series DC announced issue #3 of Final Crisis will include the Flash trying to outrun Death himself (hint?).  After announcing in February edition of DC Nation (#100) that the third issue of Final Crisis is “a comic so important it will be gone in a flash,” in the April edition of DC Nation (#108) Dan DiDio addressed many of the rumors about Final Crisis.  Here’s what he wrote:

 

Only problem, since I hate mentioning rumors, I will just give the answers to the top five…

Number 5. Yes, it’s true: he is returning and sooner than you think.

Number 4. Nope, didn’t do it then and have no plans to try to do it again.

Number 3. Don’t worry, he’ll be back in Final Crisis in all his glory.

Number 2. Wrong.  This time final means final.  Seriously.

Number 1. Last one is a tough one.  The change is coming, it’s just not the way everyone thinks.

 

Is Barry returning, and if so will it be a simple cameo like in Infinite Crisis, or is the Silver Age Flash coming back for good?  And, the more important question, should he?

For the better part of two decades I wanted Barry to return and each time DC would tease me I became more and more disappointed.  Finally I accepted Barry’s death, perhaps the most heroic death in the history of comic books (unlike Hal Jordan’s ill-conceived misadventures known as the Ron Marz years).  I warmed up to Wally West due mainly to his constant mission to live-up to Barry’s example.  DC never forgot the hero; they made him a legend.  DC seems to have waited too long and missed the right moment to bring Barry back.

Where does Barry Allen fit in the current DC Universe?  What does that mean for Wally?  Is this simply a stunt to momentarily satisfy fans (like the brief glimpse of him in Infinite Crisis) or is he returning for good?  If it’s the former I’m disappointed, and if it’s the later I’m confused.  Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy to get Barry back, but unless he’s going to become a vital part of the DCU once again I’d rather they leave well-enough alone.

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Beware of the Phog

For more tha 50 years Allen Fieldhouse, named after former Kansas head coach Dr. Forrest “Phog” Allen, has been the home court of the Jayhawks.  There’s just something about old basketball arenas in general, and Allen Fieldhouse in particular.  If you’ve never seen a game there you haven’t seen basketball as it was meant to be played.  As part of our Basketball Week I thought I’d share this little poem, written by yours truly, about the the mystery, the wonder, and the Phog, of Allen Fieldhouse.  Check it out in the Full Diagnosis.  Oh, and Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk!

“Beware of the Phog”
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Beware of the Phog

A warning to all, beware you who enter,
For this is no normal gym, nor expo-center.
Here in the heartland where this game was born,
And championship banners on rafters do adorn.
The ghosts are still strong, for here legends were made,
Here, the Dean bled, and here Wilt played,
Where Danny and the dreamers first emerged,
And all purple has long ago been purged,
Big Country was shut out, and Norm can only sigh.
Listen carefully and you might hear the cry,
From the rafters it comes, softly at first,
Then rising until the fieldhouse will burst,
Rock…Chalk…Jayhawk in deafening sound,
Here is where true champions are to be found,
Coaching legends these sidelines have seen,
Naismith, Brown, and Williams, just to name three.
This is Allen, a fieldhouse of universal renown,
For here the Jayhawks of Kansas are to be found.
A warning to every Tiger, Cowboy, Tarheel, or Hog,
Beware you who enter, Beware of the Phog.

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Oscar Predictions

It’s Oscar time, baby!  Here’s your breakdown at most of the major categories and our takes on who should win, who will win, and who was unfairly left out.  Odds and momentum have No Coutnry for Old Men prepapared to sweep most of the major awards, except for best actor…  Oh, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves.  Check out the Full Diagnosis.

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Best Picture

Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood

Deserves a spot on the list – Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Across the Universe

Doesn’t belong – Atonement‘s inclusion here is a real head-scratcher.

Alan’s Take – From this list I’d push for Juno, but would be okay with either Michael Clayton or There Will Be Blood.  I know No Country is a heavy favorite, but despite all the things it does well it has a few too many flaws for me to be okay with calling it the best of the year.

Ian’s Take – No Country has been so firmly at the top of this list for so long, I could see the momentum finally giving in for this picture by the award actually gets awarded.  That could yield the prize to the second most loved movie of the year, There Will Be Blood, or if both of those movies split the votes like a lot of folk are predicting, we could see a big surprise win with of Michael Clayton emerging out of a no-clear winner situation.  Scoff if you will but the thriller’s been picking up a lot of steam in the past two weeks.

Who will win – No Country has all the momentum and the Academy, with possibly only the slow building support of There Will Be Blood getting in its way.

 

Best Director

Paul Thomas AndersonThere Will Be Blood
Joel and Ethan CoenNo Country for Old Men
Tony GilroyMichael Clayton
Jason ReitmanJuno
Julian SchnabelThe Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Deserves a spot on the list – Tim BurtonSweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Julie TaymorAcross the Universe

Doesn’t belong – That’s a nice list.

Alan’s Take –  For my money Burton, oh wait he’s not nomiated.  Schnabel probably won’t get the nod since other this this nomination his film was completely ignored (it didn’t even make the Foreign Language Film category) and although many people like Michael Clayton most of the love has gone to Clooney rather than Gilroy.  So in a three-way race between Reitman, the Coen’s, and Anderson I’ll take Reitman for resurrecting the careers of Bateman and Garner and providing the best comedy of the year two years in a row.

Ian’s Take – I could see the fatigued buzz for the Coens in No Country dying out at the last minute for this category too – in which case the winner is definitely my boy Paul Thomas Anderson.

Who will win – The Coen Brothers pulled down the Director’s Guild Award and are the odds on favorite here.

 

Best Actor

George ClooneyMichael Clayton
Daniel Day LewisThere Will Be Blood
Johnny DeppSweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tommy Lee JonesIn the Valley of Elah
Viggo MortensenEastern Promises

Deserves a spot on the list – Ryan GoslingLars and the Real Girl, Christian BaleRescue Dawn

Doesn’t belong – Tommy Lee Jones gave a very good performance in an average film.

Alan’s Take – I would love for Depp to win for what is a terrific performance in an under-appreciated film and I can certainly argue that he’s deserving, but there’s that guy from Last of the Mohicans which turned a frightful bore of a film into something truly remarkable.

Ian’s Take – Why even waste valuable syllables discussing this one?  The deserved winner is Daniel Day-Lewis.

Who will win – In the surest bet of the night Daniel Day Lewis takes home the Oscar.

 

Best Actress

Cate BlanchettElizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie ChristieAway From Her
Marion CotillardLa Vie En Rose
Laura LinneyThe Savages
Ellen PageJuno

Deserves a spot on the list – Wei TangLust, Caution, Keri RussellWaitress, Evan Rachel WoodAcross the Universe, Hilary SwankFreedom Writers

Doesn’t belong – Sorry but a vanity project like Elizabeth 2 just doesn’t warrant a slot.

Alan’s Take – You know if this same selection was in the Best Supporting Actress category I’d call Page a shoe-in.  Here though I don’t believe she’s got enough to pull away from the likes of Cotillard and Christie.  Linney’s nomiation is one of the few for The Savages which I thought was the type of film the Academy might more strongly embrace.

Ian’s Take – This one’s tricky.  Julie Christie or Marion Coitllard might seem like favorites, but I think the fact that they’re both low-profile foreign pics is going to really hurt them.  But hey, people love Juno, and Ellen Page is the it-person of the moment.  Don’t be surprised if this girl gets her first Oscar the same week she turns legal.

Who will win – Marion Coitllard

 

Supporting Actor

Casey AffleckThe Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Javier BardemNo Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour HoffmanCharlie Wilson’s War
Hal HolbrookInto the Wild
Tom WilkinsonMichael Clayton

Deserves a spot on the list – Michael SheenMusic Within, Andy GriffithWaitress, Ed SandersSweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Steve Zahn and Jeremy DaviesRescue Dawn

Doesn’t belong – In a deep category bump both the sentimental favorite of Holbrook and the talented Wilkinson.

Alan’s Take – Michael Sheen gave the best performance of the year in a film almost no one saw, and both Zahn and Davies deserve recognition for their roles as POW’s.  They nominated the better film of Casey Affleck’s but not his best performance of the year, that came in Gone Baby Gone.  Of those nominated I’d like to see Hoffman win just for the year he’s had (Charlie Wilson’s War, The Savages, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead).  Last year the Academy went with the sentimental favorite of Alan Arkin, but, sorry Mr. Holbrook, I don’t seem them doing that for a second year in a row.

Ian’s Take – We all know Javier Bardem is going to win this one – and if he doesn’t, may Anton Chigurh have mercy on the Academy’s souls.

Who will win – Javier Bardem

 

Supporting Actress

Cate Blanchett – I’m Not There
Ruby DeeAmerican Gangster
Saoirse RonanAtonement
Amy RyanGone Baby Gone
Tilda SwintonMichael Clayton

Deserves a spot on the list – Emily MortimerLars and the Real Girl, Adrienne ShellyWaitress, Kelly MacdonaldNo Country for Old Men

Doesn’t belong – It’s a nice gesture to give Ruby Dee a nod here, but we had a hard time even remembering her performance.  And seriously, where’s all this support for Tilda Swinton coming from?

Alan’s Take – I’ve seen all the nominated perfomances except for Blanchett’s take on Dylan, and Amy Ryan’s perforance is a cut above the rest.  The only question is whether the Academy would prefer to give the award to a better known actress in a higher profile film.

Ian’s Take – The Academy folk love Cate Blanchett, but I doubt many of them can get very excited about something as different (though awesome) as the mish-mash Bob Dylan biopic I’m Not There.  And though Amy Ryan was an early favorite, the lack of a front-runner in this category is going to give way to the universally lovable Ruby Dee for a role that would be hard not to fall for, even if it’s not that important of one.

Who will win – This is the cateogry where anything can happen.

 

Animated Film

Persepolis
Ratatouille
Surf’s Up

Deserves a spot on the list – TMNT

Doesn’t belong – Well, it was a pretty weak year for animation.

Alan’s Take – Rats and peguins but no turtles?  Sigh.  All three of these are fine films, Ratatouille being the most entertaining and Persepolis the most thought provoking.  But what are the chances of a philisophical foreign language film winning best animated film?

Ian’s Take – Persepolis could pop up out of nowhere as the hipper choice than either of the kids movies, but Ratatouille is one of the very best reviewed films of the year – and I doubt the Academy has the balls to deprive Pixar of an Oscar two years straight.

Who will win – No way the Academy gives it to a peguin film which isn’t the best of the nominees two years in a row.  This one goes to the rat.

 

Documentary

No End in Sight
Operation Homecoming: Writing the Wartime Experience
Sicko
Taxi to the Dark Side
War/Dance

Deserves a spot on the list – The King of Kong: A Fistfull of Quarters, Air Guitar Nation

Doesn’t belong – Did we really need three Iraq films?

Alan’s Take – That King of Kong: A Fistfull of Quarters isn’t up for nomination is a travsesty.  Not only one of the best documentaries it’s also one of the best flms of the year.  I would also have liked to see Air Guitar Nation get a little love as well.  The Academy really does need a sense of whimsy!

Ian’s Take – I can see the Academy giving this to Moore as an apology for booing him five years ago when he criticized the war during his Bowling for Columbine acceptance speech; but I wonder how Mikey will feel about stealing The King of Kong‘s crown.

Who will win – With the vote splitting the three Iraq themed films it looks like a cake walk for Michael Moore (unless the Academy gets afraid of his acceptance speech).

 

Foreign Language Film

Beaufort
The Counterfeiters
Katyn
Mongol
12

Deserves a spot on the list – Lust, Caution, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

Doesn’t belong – Hard to say as none of these films have made it out our way.

Alan’s Take – Wait a minute.  Shnobel gets a nod for Best Director but his film isn’t even nominated in the Foreign Language category???  And where’s the love for Lust, Caution, which is one of the best, if not the best, film of Ang Lee‘s career?  For more on the “reasoning” behind these snubs read this.

Ian’s Take – Because of the sheer idiocy of Oscar rules, neither Diving Bell, Lust, Caution or the universally praised and then forgotten The Host were even eligible for this award.  And thanks to the genius policy, I’ve seen not one of these films.  So . . . uh . . . whatever.

Who will win – ???

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