Movie Reviews

Arctic Tale

  • Title: Arctic Tale
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Arctic Tale

The documentary, as narrated by Queen Latifah, follows a handful of arctic creatures.  The main focus of the film is the separate stories of two animals: a polar bear named Nanu and a walrus named Seela.  The documentary begins with their births and development and follows each of them through the first eight years of their lives as they grow, mature, and have children of their own.  Somebody cue up “Circle of Life” from The Lion King.

As a documentary for young viewers it does a good job of setting up the life cycles of its main characters and explaining how the changing climate in the arctic is effecting everything.  Though adults won’t really find any new information, the film does work as a good primer for kids.  It is well shot and compiled, including many scenes which you wonder how close the camera men got to their subjects, and for adults wanting something educational to watch and discuss with their youngsters this will suffice.

What doesn’t work?  The documentary is geared to young children and although Latifah never comes off as condescending, at times it does seem to talk down to kids.  It is also filled with some juvenile fart humor that anyone over the age of ten will grow tired of quickly enough.  And finally, the film is filled with musical cues that are a little too cute for me.  An example, when discussing the family of walruses, “We Are Family” begins to play.

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Neil Gaiman’s Stardust

  • Title: Stardust
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“There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart’s Desire…The tale started, as many tales have started, in Wall.”
 

Stardust

Tristan (Charlie Cox) is your average leading character, a dreamer, a bit of a bumbler, from modest backgrounds, and in love with a girl (Sienna Miller) who doesn’t take him seriously.

To prove his love Tristan vows to go over the wall and bring back a falling star.  Though Tristan makes it over the wall his quest leads him where he least suspects for on the other side of the wall exists a magical realm which includes witches (Michelle Pfeiffer, Sarah Alexander, Joanna Scanlan, Melanie Hill), princes (Mark Strong, Jason Flemyng, Rupert Everett) with agendas of their own, and pirates (Robert De Niro, Dexter Fletcher).

Tristan’s goal is further impeded when the star itself turns out to be a sentient creature named Yvaine (Claire Danes) whose life is now in danger from those who wish to kill her and take her power.  Tristan’s journey home with Yvaine will teach him much about himself and the world, help him discover where his heart truly lies, and give him clues to his past and his destiny.

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Jane Austen, The Early Years

  • Title: Becoming Jane
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Becoming Jane

Jane (Anne Hathaway) is a beautiful country girl who enjoys sharing her works with her neighbors.  Into her life arrives young Tom Lefroy (James McAvoy) an Irish scoundrel from the city sent out into the wilderness by his uncle (Ian Richardson) for his inappropriate behavior.  Tom scoffs Anne’s writings and her surroundings, infuriating the young woman.

Fans of Hollywood romances can guess what happens next.  A friendship between the pair begins as Tom introduces Jane to new ideas and Jane shows Tom that the city doesn’t hold all of the world’s wonders.

Although the story is rather straight-forward it is well-handled and enjoyable.  Hathaway proves more than up to the task in making the role her own and carrying the film, though I do wonder at why an English actor (like say Kiera Knightly) wasn’t chosen for the role.  McAvoy provides some good humor to the role and there is nice, if constrained, chemistry between the pair.  Add to all this a supporting cast which includes Maggie Smith, James Cromwell, and Julie Waters and you’ve got a good film.

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Don’t Love ‘Daddy’

What’s the point of writing a review for Daddy Day Care?  It’s a movie that not even Eddie ‘Norbit’ Murphy would reprise a role in, so I mean, you know it’s not going to be good.  But hey, if you want to validate my writing of this review, feel free to read by clicking below.

Daddy Day Camp
1 Star

Wait, you’re actually reading a review for Daddy Day Care?  As in, you’re reading this piece to help you decide whether or not to go see the new Cuba Gooding Jr. family film?  Well, I mean, props to you for not judging a book by its cover and for being open minded – but seriously dude – it’s Daddy Day Care.  It sucks.

Cuba takes over Eddie Murphy‘s role as a father who runs a day care center, and who in this sequel takes over a day camp in the wilderness where he has many wacky, though very touching adventures with his campers, his son and his military father, whom he has an estranged relationship with.  The story is fairly transparent, with plot developments you can see coming minutes ahead of time and jokes that the kids in the audience will probably see coming.  Actually, I’ll give points to the screenwriters by giving us a somewhat-adult story about fathers, sons and how we worry about the influences we give our offspring; but there’s not enough here to make this side-plot worthwhile – which isn’t totally unlike the rest of this film, which would probably work better as an ABC Family original film.

The biggest problem is that this is a comedy without any actual comedians in it.  At least Murphy can pull laughs out of the most dire of dull movies (cough Shrek the Third cough,) but Cuba is no comedian; and even if he is, he doesn’t appear to try to play this role for the laughs.  The only moment that I really laughed during the film was at the end of the opening credits, when I found out that Fred Savage, whom I hadn’t heard anything about since his late 90s sit-com Working, directed the film.

I could trash this film some more, but I’ll be honest – it’s not terrible.  It’s not good at all, but I can see my nine-year-old self watching this sort of movie on basic cable in the afternoon and enjoying it well enough; and as a grown, snobby film geek, I can say that it managed to keep my attention without ever making me feel like I was totally wasting my time by staying in the theater.

But just because it’s not terrible doesn’t give anyone an excuse for paying to see Daddy Day Camp.  The final product is a just a stale piece of film that has no presence.  Take my advice and skip Camp this summer.

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Bourne Again

  • Title: The Bourne Ultimatum
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“I remember…I remember everything.”

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When I heard the words above in the trailer chills went up my spine.  I enjoyed The Bourne Identity (read December’s review) but I was blown away by the second installment The Bourne Supremacy.  So here was the sequel I was waiting for all summer.  The result was a good, though slightly disappointing, film that is still better than most of the sequels this year.

We begin, seconds after Jason Bourne’s (Matt Damon) survival in the tunnel, with his escape from Russian police.  The final scene from The Bourne Supremacy, the phone conversation between Bourne and Pamela Landy (Joan Allen) is later expertly woven into the main plot of this film.  From there we move to the shadowy government forces still attempting to track Bourne down and hide the dirty secrets which are locked in his brain.  Both Allen and Julia Stiles return, and although Stiles is given a larger (and somewhat continuity-questionable) role, Allen is demoted into the lone good guy in a room full of snakes who will do whatever it takes to keep their dirty little secrets hidden.

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