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The Lorax is coming to the big screen

  • Title: The Lorax
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It seems every few years Hollywood execs get together to delute a beloved Dr. Seuss tale with an overly long, often insipid, adaptation. (Anyone remember How the Grinch Stole Christmas?) Critics bemoan, audiences are split, and the film is quickly forgotten… until the process begins again a couple of years later. (Anyone remember The Cat in the Hat?)

The tale of The Lorax is my favorite Seuss story. I have very mixed feelings for the animated adaptation that lengthens the original tale and throws in some unnecessary song and dance numbers to what is a moral lesson concerning the effects of unchecked industrialization and greed on nature and the environment. I’m even less sure of a full-length feature starring Ed Helms, Rob Riggle, Zac Efron, and Danny DeVito as the voice of the Lorax.

If not ruined, embellished, dumbed-down, or lengthened and stretched too far, the tale could give us a great fable with a lesson every more important today than when the book was first published. Then again, it could be The Cat and the Hat all over again.

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Coming Soon – Drive Angry

  • Title: Drive Angry 3D
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Nicolas Cage stars as a felon who “broke out of Hell to make things right” by chasing down all the members of the cult who murdered his daughter before they sacrifice his granddaughter during the next full moon. (I swear I’m not making this up. This is a real movie!) Amber HeardKaty Mixon, William Fichtner, David Morse, and Pruitt Taylor Vince also star. Drive Angry 3D (from the director of White Noise 2: The Light and the writer of Jason X) is set to hit theaters next February.

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The Event

  • Title: The Event – I Haven’t Told You Everything
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Okay, let’s get this straight, NBC’s premiere of The Event was far from the mind-boggling, life-changing, epic TV-event that the network promised. Less than halfway through the first episode I’d already made a couple of educated guesses as to what the show is really about. The show definitely amped-up the tension, but for all of its cockteasing it told a very fractured, and only mildly interesting, story. You can check out the big secret ending below or watch from the beginning. I may give it a week or two but I’m very much in doubt that this one will live up to the hype.

The Event – I Haven’t Told You Everything

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Coming Soon

  • Title: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
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Seems Warner Bros. is raising the stakes with the final Harry Potter book, broken into two films, or at least that’s what their marketing department would have you believe. Trumpeting Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I as “The Motion Picture Event of a Generation” may be just a wee bit much, but I’ll let you watch for yourselves. Harry’s final journey begins on November 19th with Part I’s release. Part II is set to follow next summer.

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