Win Patton Oswalt On DVD

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Dubbed “the angry everyman,” comedian Patton Oswalt is known for hilarious standup routines that find the peevish funnyman fuming over life’s everyday annoyances like a Sam Kinison-lite. In his own (ironically titled) Comedy Central special NO REASON TO COMPLAIN, Oswalt gets bent out of shape over a variety of subjects ranging from midget tea and steakhouses to Internet porn and the apocalypse.

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Unlucky Slevin Lacks Bang

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Lucky Number Slevin

I’m not a big Josh Hartnett fan; I’ve seen to many of his movies.  I know that sounds harsh but anybody else remember Hollywood Homicide, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Blow Dry, and Pearl HarborSlevin takes a rather simple plot and twists it up in a maze-like formula of so many thrillers these days.  While it’s better than something like Taking Lives in the end that’s not saying much.  It’s not bad, it’s got a good cast and a few memorable moments, and a 70’s style set designer for some reason.  But in the end it’s just okay.  Still, any film where Josh Hartnett gets punched repeatedly in the face I’m all for.

Slevin (Josh Hartnett) decides to take a trip to New York City to visit his friend Nick Fisher (Sam Jaeger).  From the moment he steps into NY things go wrong.  First he’s mugged getting into town losing his wallet and all identification (and getting his nose broken for the first time) and on arriving at Nick’s apartment is taken by thugs to be the owner of the apartment, his friend Nick, who has fled the city owing money to two competing gangster families and left Slevin holding the bag.  With friends like these…

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…and the Bad News

I swear I didn’t make this up folks.  The truth is often stranger and sadder than fiction.  Jessica Simpson has snagged a role in the new moive version of Baywatch.  As horriffic as a Baywatch movie sounds staring Ms. Simpson that’s not the scariest part.  Evidently studio execs saw her in last summer’s The Dukes of Hazzard and liked what they saw:  “She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role…has all the assets to make the part her own.”  Just kill me.

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The Good News…

No, not that Peabody (sorry I just couldn’t resist the pic).  Seriously Sherman, South Park has won it’s first Peabody Award.  The show was praised by judges who believe it “pushes all the buttons, turns up the heat and shatters every taboo,” and “through that process of offending it reminds us of the need for being tolerant.”  Kudos Trey Parker and Matt Stone (who needs that Isaac Hayes anyway?).  The George Foster Peabody Awards are given out annually to recognize excellence in radio and television and have become the most prestigiuous award for television series, journalism, and educational and children’s programming.  Previous winners of the award include Captain Kangaroo, A Charlie Brown Christmas, M*A*S*H*, 60 Minutes, The Wonder Years, SNL, Hill Street Blues, and NYPD Blue.  So who else picked up one this year?  Battlestar Gallactica, Boston Legal, The Sheild, and the HBO documentary Children of Beslan.

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New on DVD

We’re here to let you know what’s out there for your entertainment dollar.  Every week a new batch of DVD’s gets shipped out and thrown onto the shelves.  This week we’ve got Crash and Brokeback Mountain, along with an old eighties favorite starring a helicopter (nope, not Airwolf), my runner-up for worst film of 2005, and season sets of Knight Rider, The A-Team, and Magnum P.I., and more.  Take a peek inside for the full list.

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Here’s what is getting released today on DVD:

Film:

Crash (2-Disc Director’s Cut Edition) – The controversial Oscar chosen Best Picture of the Year gets a new two-disc DVD.  Admit it you either loved it or hated it; the film made my top ten list of 2005.  The new “director’s cut” contains four minutes of additional footage, an introduction by director Paul Haggis, commentary by Haggis, Don Cheadle, and co-writer Bobby Moresco, deleted scenes and a collection of featurettes on L.A., the making of the film, the director, storyboards, and a music video.  Read Aaron’s original review here and my review here.

Brokeback Mountain – Ang Lee’s love story between two cowboys (Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal) won at every major awards except the Oscars (though Lee did manage to steal Best Director from George Clooney).  Though the film didn’t make my top ten list it did turn up on both Aaron’s (check it out) and December’s (click here).  The DVD contains featurettes on the making of the film, cowboy style, and Ang Lee – but no commentary.  Read the original reviews here, here, and here.

Blue Thunder (Special Edition) – 1983 action flick with Roy Sceider and one awesome heliocopter gets the special edition treatment.  The DVD includes a remastered Dobly 5.1 track and commentary with director John Badham and editor Frank Morris.  The featurettes include making the film, building the chopper, and a 1983 promo.

Family/Animated:

The Chronicles of Narnia – The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe – This film barely, and I mean barely, missed being my #1 worst film of 2005 (click here for full list).  The most evil, offensive, subversive and intolerant “kids” film of all time teaching the nobility of the jihad and how war is always just and impossible to lose as long as you’ve got God on your side comes to DVD.  Yah.  Out today in a regular one-disc with bloopers and commentary from the stars and director and a two-disc special edition (NOOOOOOOOOOOO!) that also contains extras like a diaries from the stars and director (they’re all 9 year-old girls) and featurettes on C.S. Lewis, the creatures of the film, a Narnia time-line, special effects, and more.  Read the original review

Collections:

Mel Brooks Box Set Collection – The box set includes eight Mel Brooks films packaged together including Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, History of the World: Part I, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Twelve Chairs, To Be or Not to Be, and the new releases of High Anxiety and Silent Movie available for the first time on DVD.

Documentary:

Bob Dylan 1975-1981: Rolling Thunder and the Gospel Years – Documentary following Dylan’s 1975 Rolling Thunder Revue that included a benefit for Rubin “Hurricane” Carter and his “gospel years” in the late 70’s.  Included are interviews with Rubin Carter, Scarlet Rivera, Rob Stoner, Jerry Wexler, Ramblin’ Jack Elliot, Ms. Jacques Levy, Regina McCrary, Spooner Oldham, Al Kasha and more,  concert clips and footage, and never before seen photographs.

TV:

Magnum P.I.The Complete Fourth Season – Magnum, Higgins, Rick and TC in all 21 fourth season episodes plus the “Mac’s Back” episode from season five, and a TV flashback featurette.

Knight RiderSeason Four – Final 22 episodes, including the two-part opener, of the talking car and the “man who does not exist” The final season is memorable for the new “super-pursuit mode” and added character of RC3.  Extras include blueprints of K.I.T.T.

The A-TeamSeason Four – Hannibal Smith and the gang return for 23 episodes from the fourth season of the show which introduces Robert Vaughn as General Hunt Stockwell and includes the two-part opener where the team is finally put on trial for those crimes “they didn’t commit.”

Dawson’s CreekThe Complete Sixth Season – Final season of the WB’s teen breakout hit contains all 23 episodes including the two-hour series finale with commentary by series creator Kevin Williamson and producer Paul Stupin.  Extras include a photo album, character bios, script pages, and trivia.

Star Trek Fan Collective – Time Travel – The top time travel episodes of Star Trek as chosen by the fans.  The set includes “Tomorrow is Yesterday” and “City on the Edge of Forever” (but not “Assignment: Earth”) from TOS, “Yesterday’s Enterprise,” “Cause and Effect,” “Time’s Arrow,” and “All Good Things…” from STNG, “Little Green Men” and “Trials and Tribble-ations” from DS9 (though sadly absent from this set are “The Visitor” and “Far Beyond the Stars”), and “Year of Hell” and “Endgame” from Voyager.  Extras include pop-up text commentary for three of the episodes.

Full HouseThe Complete Third Season – This set contains all 22 episodes of the thrid season adventures of the Tanner family along with a montage of Dave Coulier’s impressiions on the show.

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