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Star Wars: Forces of Destiny – An Imperial Feast

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Star Wars: Forces of Destiny - An Imperial Feast

Star Wars Sunday takes us back to another Star Wars: Forces of Destiny short. Most of the shorts stay in their lane, so to speak, with characters interacting with those they usually do. “An Imperial Feast” is notable for a bit of a crossover with Han Solo (AJ LoCascio) needing to ask Hera Syndulla (Vanessa Marshall) for a favor just after the Battle of Endor to save the lives of some Stormtroopers the Ewoks plan to feast on. Unfortunately, there’s not too much to this with Leia (Shelby Young) forcing Han into the interaction and Han lying to Hera to tell her what she wants to hear and to get the rations he needs.

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Rescue: HI-Surf – Pilot

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  • Title: Rescue: HI-Surf – Pilot
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Rescue: HI-Surf - Pilot

The “Pilot” episode of Rescue: HI-Surf comes off as slightly more serious Baywatch with less T&A but still plenty of soapy side-stories. The first episode introduces two new recruits to the underfunded North Shore of Oahu. The first (Zoe Cipres) earns her spot winning a competition against all other recruits while the second (Alex Aiono) is given a spot by being the son of a mayoral candidate that promises Captain Sonny (Robbie Magasiva) to pump some much needed funding into the overworked lifeguard stations. Rounding out the rest of the cast are the outspoken Em (Arielle Kebbel), the party-happy Laka (Kekoa Kekumano), and Adam Demos who already has one foot out the door.

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Megalopolis

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  • Title: Megalopolis
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Megalopolis

Francis Ford Coppola‘s Megalopolis is an unusual experience. As cinema, or as art, it certainly holds value. As coherent storytelling, however, it leaves something to be desired. Conceived by Coppola in the 70s, and obviously spurred on by recent political events, the director has been toying with the idea for decades trying to make the film a reality. Maybe he should have waited just a bit longer. 

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Mr. McMahon – Junior

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  • Title: Mr. McMahon – Junior
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Mr. McMahon - Junior

Filmed primarily prior to the allegations which eventually drove Vince McMahon from the wrestling empire he built, the first episode of Netflix’s Mr. McMahon feels more A&E Biography than Dark Side of the Ring. Largely toothless, the episode briefly mentions the allegations before moving into an episode that champions McMahon taking over the wrestling territory from his father and forcing his way across the country poaching stars and stealing talent from other promotions. As Vince puts it, he doesn’t know if was good for the industry but it was certainly good for him which the documentary chalks as a win. Those familiar with McMahon’s story won’t find much new here, except perhaps some commentary about his strained relationship with his father.

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The Perfect Couple – Happy Wedding Eve

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  • Title: The Perfect Couple – Happy Wedding Eve
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The Perfect Couple - Happy Wedding Eve

Presented as a TV-mini-series about a murder investigation, the opening episode is really only murder-adjacent. Instead, the majority of “Happy Wedding Eve” focuses on introducing us to a bunch of insufferable rich assholes and the woman who is marrying into their family (who isn’t even sure she wants to). After an hour with these people I’m less surprised a murder occurred than the fact it was apparently only one. Presented in flashbacks to the day of the rehearsal dinner, we get the framework of a police investigation but since the victim isn’t confirmed until the final minute of the episode as too much time is spent spinning its wheels.

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