February 2006

DVD Shelf

We’re here to let you know what’s out there for your entertainment dollar.  Every week a new batch of DVD’s gets shipped out and thrown onto the shelves.  Here’s what comes out today including Waiting…, Doom, Elizabethtown, the third season of Moonlighting, the best of The Electric Company and much, much more.  Take a look…

DVD Releases for February 7, 2006
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Here’s a look at what’s hitting the DVD shelf today.

Film:

Doom (Unrated Widescreen Edition) – One of th worst and therefore most profitable movies of 2005 involves The Rock hunting down creatures on Mars space station.  Read our original reviews; review #1 and review #2.

Elizabethtown – Cameron Crowe’s train-wreck romantic dramedy between a shoe creator (Orlando Bloom) and stewardess (Kirsten Dunst) who he meets while traveling to his father’s funeral.  Our disagreements over this one lasted days – read Aaron’s positive review and my negative review.

Waiting… – Funny workplace comedy that takes place in a Shenanigan’s restaurant with Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris, Justin Long and more.  Read the original review.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (Anniversary Edition) – The classic romance with Audrey Hepburn and George “I love it when a plan comes together” Peppard gets a new anniversary edition with remastered audio and tons of extras.

Just Like Heaven – Reese Witherspoon dies only to find love as a ghost with the man who moves into her apartment (Mark Ruffalo).

Ryan’s Daughter – 1970 film about love and conspiracy during WWI in Ireland starring Robert Mitchum, Trevor Howard, Leo McKern and Sarah Miles.

The Unbearable Lightness of Being – Philip Kaufman’s take on the novel about a love story between a Czech doctor (Daniel Day Lewis) and a woman (Juliette Binoche) as the Soviets begin the invasion of Czechoslovakia.

Family/Animated:

The Best of The Electric Company – A big box set of clips, outtakes, interviews, trivia, and more from the show that was so cool from 1971 to 1985 teaching kids all they needed to know.

Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit – Wallace and Gromit prepare for the vegetable growing contest and try to catch the mysterious were-rabbit who is eating everyone’s prize vegetables (up for best animated feature at the Academy Awards).

Wallace & Gromit Cracking Collector’s Set – includes A Grand Day Out, A Close Shave, The Wrong Trousers, The Curse of the Were-Rabbit and more.

Bambi II – Straight to video sequel about Bambi’s adventures with his father.

Teen Titans – The Complete First Season – Annoying anime take on Robin and the Teen Titans includes 13 episodes on two discs and extras.

TV:

Moonlighting – Season 3 – Maddie (Cybil Shepherd) and David (Bruce Willis) continue to go at it as they investigate mysteries large and small.  The third season (15 episodes) introduces the character of Herbert Quentin Viola (Curtis Armstrong) and includes the Taming of the Shrew episode “Atomic Shakespeare.”  Read the review for Seasons 1 & 2.

Growing Pains – The Complete First Season – Tales of the Seaver family (Alan Thicke, Joanna Kerns, Kirk Cameron, Tracey Gold, and Jeremy Miller).  22 episodes on four discs including scenes from the pilot and the reunion show.

Emergency – Season Two – The crew of L.A. County Fire Department Station 51 continue to respond to emergencies in 21 episodes.  With Robert Fuler, Julie London, and Bobby Troup.

Touched by an Angel – The Third Season, Volume 1 – The first 16 episodes of the season on four discs.  (Despite the seedy name I’m told it’s a family show)

Blue Collar TV – Season 1, Volume 2 – The final half of season one of the Jeff Foxworthy comedy (also out in a complete Season One set).  Get ‘er done.

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This Week

We’re gonna try something a little different this week.  Rather than bombard you with everything on Monday overloading your hangovers and beginning of the week anxieties, we’ll ease you into the week.  Today we’ll take a look at what’s on tap on network and cable this week.  On Tuesday we’ll take a look at the list of all the new DVD releases hitting the shelves.  Starting Wednesday we’ll be reviewing some romantic themed movies and DVD’s over the next week leading you up to Valentine’s Day (including top ten lists and other features).  Check back during the week for other fun stuff as well including new movie reviews Friday for Firewall and Neil Young: Heart of Gold.

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A Good Woman is Only a So-So Movie

A Good Woman is one of those films that I just didn’t have any connection or feeling to.  I didn’t like it, nor did I despise it.  In fact I found the whole experience rather underwhelming.  It’s not that it’s a bad film; there are certainly reasons and moments to enjoy, but in the end the film never really achieves anything other than the unrelenting boredom of its audience.  I can’t tell you to go see, but I also won’t tell you not to see it.  Not good, not bad, A Good Woman is just kinda’ there.

A Good Woman
2 & 1/2 Stars

The film is based on the Oscar Wilde play “Lady Windermere’s Fan,” and all I can say is I thought Wilde was a better writer.  Filled with a charming British cast with a mix of two Hollywood leading ladies the movie spins a tale of sex, deception, lies, adultery, and more.  In my memory such subjects have rarely been examined with less emotion and passion which may be the British sensibility of the film or the fact it was a paid vacation for all those involved.  The second choice seems the more probable to me.

The movie starts off in New York during the mid-1930’s where renowned adulterer and seductress Mrs. Erlynne (Helen Hunt) is expelled from society by the wives of all the husbands she has seduced.  Pawning her jewelry and traveling overseas to the Amalfi Coast Mrs. Erlynne becomes the scandal and gossip of the town.  She sets her sight on Robert Windemere (Mark Umbers) to be her new benefactor despite the fact that Robert is married to the lovely Meg (Scarlett Johannson) who has become the object of desire of Robert’s friend Lord Darlington (Stephen Campbell Moore).  The town includes a group of gossiping old women (including Giorgia Massetti and Diana Hardcastle) and a group of older gentlemen (John Standing, Roger Hammond) including Tuppy (Tom Wilkinson) who takes an instant attraction to Mrs. Erynne and decides to make her his next wife.

From that basic set-up the film moves along much like a farce with odd coincidences and people misinterpreting things they see and hear.  Problems start to arise when you realize that the film isn’t really funny and is much more of a drama that has been forced into this odd comical construction.  The movie has several small twists and turns and one “surprise twist” but the characters are all paper-thin and lifeless.  The movie is somewhat saved by the strong performances of the cast.  Almost all the British cast come off well and I especially liked Tom Wilkinson and John Standing.  As for the women of the film they are hopelessly miscast.  The role of Helen Hunt, based on the story and plot twists, needed to be cast with an older actress in mind and although the camera loves Scarlett Johannson the script allows her little to do other than smile or pout into the camera.  And you know if I can’t support a Johannson vehicle (see The Island) there’s got to be something wrong.

Overall the film is just a mild disappointment that never catches the audience up in the tale or earns the very fine performance of Wilkinson.  I think there are some people who will enjoy the film and others who will not, but the film never provides anything to make you care enough to love it or hate it.  In the end, the dispassionate film exercise just plays on the screen until it stops and you get up and find something more satisfying to enjoy.

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Dune – Extended Edition

David Lynch’s 1984 film adaptation of the bible of all sci-fi epics, Frank Herbert’s Dune, has met much criticism over the years for being incomprehensible, indulgent, untrue to the book, and just plain terrible. Love it or hate it, Dune is back in print on a DVD that features its original 2 hour and 15 minute theatrical version as well as the nearly 3 hour TV cut (in Widescreen) that has actually been known to cause some faithful sci-fi fans to Gom Jabbar their own eyes out. If you don’t know what Gom Jabbar means, don’t fret; you’ll still be able to follow my review better than your first three viewings of Dune itself.

Just for the record, I love this movie. Don’t let my sarcastic comments in the previous paragraph scare you away from reading on. Come on, what else are you gonna do for the next five minutes?

4 & 1/2 Stars

Frank Herbert’s Dune is a very detailed and complex book that has been very highly regarded over the years and has fostered a cult of devoted fans as well as several sequels that have continued well after Herbert’s death. The world that Herbert created in his books is so complex that there have been some troubles in bringing this vision to the screen, both large and small. The first film version to actually hit the big screen was David Lynch’s, and as you read in my introduction, the results were a critical and financial mess.

Having never read the book (I kinda have an aversion to works of fiction that have their own glossary), I can’t really tell you what doesn’t jive with Herbert’s original vision of the Dune universe. Honestly, I don’t really care. All I know is that while Lynch’s movies can sometimes be a little too obtuse even for my wacked-out tastes, his Dune is visually stunning and very compelling. The extended version of the movie, while flawed, helps explain things for those of us not familiar with the book, and actually makes the more perfect theatrical version make sense.

Before I get to the nuts and bolts of this DVD release, let me give you a quick overview of the plot for those of you that actually need context in your reviews. Dune is the story of warring races from different planets that all require the spice Melange for their operations, from the running of their economies to intergalactic travel. The spice can only be found on the desert planet Arrakis (also known as Dune), and the bulk of the story (at least in the movie) has to do with Paul Atreides (son of the “good guy” Duke Leto) going to the planet and becoming the messiah that brings peace to the universe. This is a highly simplified version of the plot, but I think it will do for our purposes here.

The first cut of Dune that Lynch and his cohorts assembled was reportedly about 4 1/2 hours long. Knowing that there was no way that the studio would let the film be that long, Lynch cut it down to his final version of 2 hours and 15 minutes (this, of course, is a simplified version of how that all went down). While that length is more easily digestible by the movie-going public, the epic scope of the Dune story could not be encompassed in such a running time and the result was a jumbled movie that really just seemed like a highlights reel. Therefore, audiences were generally confounded and critics gave it a predictable thumping in the press.

Somewhere along the line, a longer version was assembled for TV using the bulk of the unused footage in an attempt to recreate that initial long cut. The result was a nearly three-hour Dune that was more complete but very rough around the edges. For example, in the later scenes on Arrakis involving the Fremen and the battle scenes, not all of the effects were finished. That is why in some scenes the Fremen have glowing blue eyes and then in others their eyes appear normal. Also, in the added battle scenes no laser effects were added to their guns, so all you see is the motion of firing and then explosions. Ultimately, the movie is still so strange and confusing that this doesn’t really detract that much from it. If you didn’t know any better you might just think that Lynch was just being weird again.

As with other movies that have a longer version or “director’s cut”, the extended Dune actually is missing some scenes that the theatrical one has. Pretty much any scene having blood or any allusion to sexual perversion in it has been cut (remember, this one was initially for TV audiences). But on the positive side, the extended cut has a five minute introduction that explains what is going on a hell of a lot better than Virginia Madsen does at the beginning of the theatrical version. There are also added narrations throughout the movie, with the voice of Frank Herbert himself taking over for the original narration by Ms. Madsen in the other cut.

Did I also mention that this movie has about half the cast of Twin Peaks in it? Kyle MacLachlan, Everett McGill, and Jack Nance are all over this thing, as well as two other Lynch alumni, Brad Dourif and Dean Stockwell. Don’t forget appearances by future Star Trekker Patrick Stewart and Sting (before he started to really suck)! Yeah, the cast is as quirky as the film itself.

I love David Lynch’s version of Dune. I had to watch it a few times for it to make much sense to me, but now new details come out in every viewing. The longer cut is less perfect but explains more and actually adds to the enjoyment of watching the more polished theatrical version. The packaging is cool, with a tin case and fold-out glossary of terms for the Dune world tucked inside. Dune is not for everyone, but I am very glad to have both versions of this great sci-fi epic on DVD.

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Dark Crystal Redux?

I have a soft spot in my heart for 1982’s The Dark Crystal which was written and directed by Muppet legend Jim Henson.  It’s a beautiful and wondrous tale and one of the most unique films of it’s time…well not anymore ‘cause there’s gonna’ be a sequel!  Wow, did you hear the cash registers chime?  The Power of the Dark Crystal will attempt to merge the style of the original with CGI and make something new.  Mmm-hmm….I’ll won’t hold my breath.  There may be a silver lining however, even without Jim Henson the original conceptual designer Brian Froud is on board and Ain’t It Cool News is reporting that the studios have decided against Brain Henson behind the director’s chair in favor of Genndy Tartakovsky.  Now what the creator of Samurai Jack might do with the world of The Dark Crystal certainly piques my curiousity.  I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

The Power of the Dark Crystal
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