June 2006

The Good News…

Good news for fans of Asian cinema as there’s a place to go to see stars like Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh, Stephen Chow, Donnie Yen and others.  Bob and Harvey Weinstein (formerly of Miramax, now The Weinstein Company) have made deals to create what they are calling “the largest library of Asian cinema in North America.”  The new label, Dragon Dynasty, will release all the studio’s Asian titles including Ong Bak 2, The Protector, Born to Fight, Seven Swords and many more.  The company will start out with 43 films from Fortune Star (Asia’s leading media and entertainment company) as well as 50 classic Shaw Brothers’ films and adding independent projects from filmmakers like John Woo (The Killer, Bullet in the Head) as well.  Expect repackaged two-disc special editions of films like Fist of Legend and others that have not been available in the US market.

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New on DVD

We’re here to keep you informed on hot choices for renting or buying new DVD releases. Released this week: Underworld – Evolution, Firewall, Running Scared, Glory Road, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (2-Disc Collector’s Edition), Dazed & Confused – Criterion Collection, Charmed – The Complete Fifth Season, The Wild Wild West – The Complete First Season, Entourage – The Complete Second Season

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Here’s what is getting released today on DVD:

Film:

Underworld – Evolution – They’re back, the vampire and the werewolf hybrid, and this time they are in love. Underworld Evolution tries a little too hard to make a short romance in a horror film and loses sight of the original ideas behind Underworld, it gets confusing. It’s great that the producers of the film got past actors to return (let us not forget one of them is married to the director), but the story is pretty far fetched. Then again, we are talking about the mysterious world of vampires and werewolves, of course it’s going to be out there, but who suspected a complete loss and total confusion for what should have been a fun and simple horror flick. The directors got off track with the CGI and costuming, originally they were so proud at costuming the first film, just like An American Werewolf in London, but in part two they depended on some pretty crappy CGI and some of the costumes don’t match up. The DVD does boast a few fun extras and the film itself is a brainless popcorn flick. It’s good times if you don’t look too far into the story and just enjoy the fun of monster gore. Check out Alan’s past review on Underworld – Evolution.

Firewall – Here is a more than needed complex film with Harrison Ford trying to pull off a hi-tech security geek, an “Average Joe” out to save his family from a group of kidnapping bad guys. Truly not the least bit convincing and boring at times; surprising to see actors like Harrison Ford and Award Winning (after Sideways) Virginia Madsen in a film as lame and typical as Firewall. This film has been done multiple times in many different equations, lets put it to rest and move on to more inventing storylines. Check out Alan’s past review on Firewall.

Running Scared – In all fairness, I have not seen this film and have yet to hear one good thing about it. Somewhere along the lines of mobsters, gunfire, drugs, pedophile child abuse, rape, all done in the most distasteful way, just doesn’t interest me and shouldn’t most. But don’t just believe me; check out Alan’s past review on Running Scared.

Glory Road -A true inspiring story about a basketball coach and his team competing in the southern university lineup for a championship against all odds. The true story is their battle with racism and discrimination; the coach recruits seven black players from the Bronx and starts up to three at a time. During the 60’s teams very seldom had more than three black players and seldom started more than two at a time. Not only do the players have to standup to other teams and their white players, but their own team and university. A typical underdog story that rises to the occasion with wit and humor to soothe some of the more tense moments in the film. The team went on to compete in the NCAA Championships with the first ever all black team lineup.

Special Editions:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (2-Disc Collector’s Edition) – One of the best, if not the best, westerns of all times. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with Robert Redford and Paul Newman should go down in history books, good old fashion filmmaking with heroes and bad guys, train and bank robberies, horseback chase scenes through sweeping landscapes all mixed together with good looks, romance, chivalry and old fashion comradery. The two cowboys travel across country committing petty robbery and laying back at the local saloons and bordellos, all along being chased by the law and some of the best trackers money can hire. Through the mountains and across the plains holding up in Bolivia and returning to their no good ways, causing trouble with the South American law and possibly biting the bullet in the end. Good times to be had here and it’s a 2-disc set, hell yes, with alternate scenes, the making of, a documentary of “The Wild Bunch: The True Tale of Butch & Sundance” and interviews. Don’t miss out!

Dazed & Confused – Criterion Collection – Don’t Bogart the remote, dude. Really, what explanation is needed for this comedic cult weed-loving classic? Rottentomatoes gave it a thumbs up. Dazed & Confused the Criterion Collection comes with a whole 50-minute documentary, booklet and poster, groovy now you can giggle along with the stoners and see how it all works.

TV:

Charmed – The Complete Fifth Season – I can’t believe this WB series has made it as far as 5 seasons; what are they up to now, like 10 seasons? Just goes to show how far 3 cute asses in tight leather with low cut shirts can get you. No seriously, when the show first started out with the 3 sister witches going through their new powers and learning how to keep themselves protected from all that is evil and keep the world safe too, it was okay, but when one sister dropped out and another showed up and shortly after a baby, things went south. Season 5 still has Cole the sexy evil demon who use to date Phoebe and the two still have it for each other, but Cole can’t get his act straight, I think he bites it somewhere in Season 5, but I’m not for sure. Leo and Piper have the baby and goes through baby safety problems and marital issues. And Paige does her basic flailing around looking for Mr. Right and her place in the circle.

The Wild Wild West – The Complete First Season – Does anybody remember Wild Wild West? I do, it was an awesome little 007 type TV show, but with cowboys instead. Started in the mid 60’s and ran for 4 seasons with 24-28 episodes per season. Two cowboys, debonair James West and gadget geek Artemus Gordon, work as secret agents for President Grant. The two sweep through the western side in their highly technical train saving the day and shutting down crime in a gentlemanly way. James West is the handsome lighthearted rouge that saves the day and takes all the physical risk, while Artemus Gordon is the overly cautious sidekick who creates all the wonderful gadgets to help James along. Fun and easygoing adventure show with all kinds of cool technical gadgets that would put any of our new 007 films to shame.

Entourage – The Complete Second Season – Read details about the rising stardom here at HBO.

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That Laughter You Hear is a Bad Omen

Wow, I didn’t know this was going to be a comedy.  John Moore’s remake of the 1976 horror flick The Omen is laughably, hilariously, uproariously bad.  It’s so impossible to take seriously you’ll find yourself (when you aren’t bored to tears) giggling and chuckling your way through this unmitigated disaster. 

The Omen
1 Star

I believe that any movie that kills off Julia Stiles can’t be all bad but this one certainly tries its darnedest to prove me wrong.

I must first start off with describing the opening scene of the film where the Pope (Bohumil Svarc) is shown omens coming to pass that lead the church to believe the Anti-Christ is about to be born.  The PowerPoint presentation (your groan here) involves images of comets and other signs including real images of the attack on the World Trade Center and the effects of Hurricane Katrina (your disgust here).  To call this bad taste doesn’t do the words justice.

The story, for those of you who don’t rember the orginal, involves a young couple Robert Thorn (Liev Schreiber) and his wife Katherine (Julia Styles).  The child Katherine gives birth to dies but Robert is approached by a priest who offers to substitute another child in his place.  And so young Damien (Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick) comes home with the Thorns who begin to rise in the world of politics and power immeadiately.

 

Then on Damien’s fifth birthday things go crazy and the Thorns start to slowly come to terms with the fact that their son just might be the devil.  At first Robert can’t accept the fears of his wife but is convinced by a lunatic priest (Peter Postlewaite) and a tabloid photographer (David Thewlis) who insist he kill his son.

The movie is filled with the aburd including Mia Farrow who plays the nanny from hell Mrs. Blaylock.  I can only assume she’s meant to be tempting and menacing but like all the other characters in the film she is neither.  In fact no character in this flick is anything but unintentionally funny and impossible to take seriously.

I’ll give you an example of how the film comes up short.  At one point the characters come to a river covered in fog and make the way across on a small boat with a single robed figure which is obviously a homage to Caron but its done so cheaply and half-heartedly it sinks, like so much in the film, like a lead stone.  The scene isn’t necessary and in fact makes you think of much better films you would rather be watching like Clash of the Titans.  It’s rather sad.

The film’s premise is so off the wall that only in the hands of a very good director it still would have been a hard sell, and director John Moore just isn’t up to the task.  And so the plot of an evil child that must be killed (in sacrificial manner) before he destroys the world comes off lewd and silly rather than suspenseful or terrifying.

How bad is The Omen?  Well if it weren’t for the many unintentional jokes and the death scene of Julia Stiles (which itself is drawn out to such an extent to squeeze out all the joy) it would be unwatchable.  However despite its limitations it remains a pretty funny example of how far cinema can go off track and crash in spectacular fashion.

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This Week

So what’s out there this week.  Well today we’ll take a look at the films scheduled to be released this week which includes a remake of The Omen screaming into theaters on Tuesday, and the latest from Robert Altman and Pixar’s newest racing onto the screen this Friday.  All that and more; read on.

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Here’s what’s scheduled to hit theaters this week.  Want to know more, just click on the title for film info including a full cast list.  Want a closer look, just click on the poster to watch the trailer.

The Omen (opens Tuesday)

Remake of the 1976 horror flick about a young child named Damien (Seamus Davey Fitzpatrick) that might just be the devil!  The remake borrows shots and dialogue aplenty from the original (not to mention shots lifted directly from Kubrick’s The Shining).  This one stars Julie Stiles, Marshall Cupp, and Liev Schreiber.  This isn’t director John Moore’s first remake, he gave us the 2004 version of Flight of the Phoenix which looks quite good compared to this one.  The film hits theater on Tuesday (6/06/06 – isn’t that clever!) so check back tomorrow for our review.

Cars

The latest from Pixar is just an amazing and dazzling piece of animation that borrows its heart (and plot) from the Michael J. Fox flick Doc Hollywood.  Owen Wilson voices the young hot shot stock car who finds himself trapped in the small town of Radiator Springs forced to fix the damage he inadvertently caused on his way to the biggest race of his life in California.  There he finds what he’s been missing in the sleepy town where he if forced to slow down.  Other voices include Paul Newman, Bonnie Hunt, Cheech Marin, Tony Shaloub, George Carlin, and Larry the Cable Guy.  Check back on Friday for our review.

A Prairie Home Companion

Put together Garrison Keillor (who wrote the screenplay) and Robert Altman (who directs) and fill the cast with Kevin Kline, Virginia Madsen, Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, Tommy Lee Jones, Woody Harrelson, and John C. Reilly and you’ve got my attention.  The film is a behind the scenes look of the final days of America’s most celebrated radio show broadcast from the Fitzgerald Theater in St. Paul, Minnesota.  Despite the great cast listed above the one getting the most hype is Lindsey Lohan (isn’t that one of the signs ushering in the apocalypse?).

The King (limited release)

Gael Garcia Bernal plays a troubled Elvis Sandow who after his discharge from the Navy goes in search of his long lost father (William Hurt) who abandoned him as a child and now lives as a pastor with a new wife (Laura Harring), son (Paul Dano) and daughter (Pell James) in Corups Christi.  Written by James Marsh (who also directs) and Milo Addica (Monster’s Ball); both were labeled as nihilists after the film’s premiere at Cannes and has been attacked as well for the film’s incestuous subplot.

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Oh Just Break-Up Already!

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The Break-Up

What happened here?  The ingredients are here for a good film, but nothing happens.  Aniston’s second disappointment of the year is even worse than the first (Friends with Moneyread that review here).  Guys if your girl wants to see this find an excuse, any will do even if you have to cause yourself some physical pain (it will be less than viewing this flick trust me), to stay away.

Brooke (Jennifer Aniston) the sexy art dealer and Gary (Vince Vaughn) the tour bus director met cute at a Cubs/Sox game and have been together ever since.  Brooke feels Vince isn’t putting enough into the relationship and decides to break-up with him not because she wants to break-up but because she thinks it will make him love her more and admit he is wrong.  Such twisted-movie-female-logic is the stuff this film is made of.

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