September 2006

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s Murder!?

  • Title: Hollywoodland
  • IMDb: link

Hollywoodland

Hollywoodland isn’t quite what you’d expect.  Much more an art house character study than a Hollywood thriller, it provides some genuinely funny and dramatic moments.  Although Hollywood does raise its ugly head in places, for the the most part it’s a well acted and well financed small film that finds most of the right touches to provide an intriguing look at the life, and death, of the man who many saw only as Superman.

George Reeves (Ben Affleck) is dead, and private investigator Louis Simo (Adrien Brody) wants to know why.  Sure he’s in it for the money and fame, but the more he becomes entangled in the web of lies and mysterious secrets, the more he needs to know the truth.  Was it a suicide like the local police want everyone to think?  Or was it murder?

The film follows two lives over the course of its two-hour running time.  The first is the life and career of George Reeves.  The second is the life of Simo which, in many ways, mirrors Reeves own in how it falls apart over the length of the film.

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Comic Book Shelf

Hey there true believers!  Today the fourth issue of our Comic Book Shelf edition hits our newsstand.  Want to know what’s getting released today at the old comic shop but too busy, or lazy (not that there’s anything wrong with that), to bother?  Well no sweat Bat-fans as we’ve got the scoop of what comics and graphic novels are hitting the shelves today.

This week’s releases include Detective Comics, Punisher, American Splendor, Nightwing, Uncanny X-Men, Manifest Eternity, Justice League Unlimited, Y: The Last Man, Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, and more!

If your looking for graphic novels you don’t want to miss both Batman graphic novels out this week, Batman: Face to Face and Batman: Gotham by Gaslight.  There’s also Fantastic Four: The Life Fantastic, New Avengers Vol. 3, Ultimate Marvel Team-Up Ultimate Colection, The Quitter, and X-Men: The End Book 3: Men and X-Men.

For the full list check inside…

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This Week

So what’s out there this week?  Well today we’ll take a look at the films scheduled to be released on Friday.  They include Ben Affleck getting to take a turn as Superman (kind of), Tony Jaa kickin some ass in Australia, a new film from the director of Cutthroat Island and Mindhunters (yikes!), and yet another summer film starring Maggie Gyllenhaal.  Read on…

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Here’s what’s scheduled to hit theaters this week.  Want to know more?  Just click on the title for film info including a full cast list.  Want a closer look?  Just click on the poster to watch the trailer.

Opening Friday:

Hollywoodland

The life and death of George Reeves, TV’s Superman, are explored.  Adrian Brody plays a private detective investigating the mysterious “suicide” of George Reeves (Ben Affleck) and uncovers the star’s secrets including hidden affair with the wife (Diane Lane) of a studio big shot (Bop Hoskins).  Robin Tunney, Joe Spano, Brad William Henke, and Molly Parker also star.  The film marks the theatrical directing debut of longtime HBO director Allen Coulter (Rome, The Sopranos, Sex in the City).  Nice to see Affleck in a good role again; Brandon Routh may have gotten to put on the new rubber super-suit, but this film could really fly (hopefully not under the radar).

The Protector (Tom yum goong)

After his elephant is stolen by an Asian gang, a young Muy Thai fighter (Tony Jaa) is called on to travel to Sydney, Australia and retrieve the elephant, avenge the wrongs done, and reclaim the honor and heritage of his people.  Prachya Pinkaew directs this sequel, of sorts, to his 2003 hit Ong-bak.  Petchtai Wongkamlao, Bongkoj Kongmalai, Xing Jing, Nathan Jones, Johnyy Nguyen, Damien De Montemas, Sotorn Rungruaeng, Amonphan Gongtragan, and Jackie Chan also star.  Ong-bak received mixed praise and indifference from martial arts fans.  The real question here is does Jaa finally take on the role of “the next Bruce Lee,” or not?

The Covenant

The O.C. meets The Skulls meets Underworld (a trifecta of ultimate pain and suffering – for the audience at least) in this new film about four magically empowered young men descended from a centuries old supernatural legacy.  Directed by Renny Harlin (Mindhunters, Cutthroat Island, The Long Kiss Goodnight… sorry, I have to stop for a second and vomit.  Whew, okay, now why is this guy still allowed behind a camera?); the film is filled with no-name good looking twenty-somethings like Steven Stait, Sebastain Stan, Toby Hemingway, Chace Crawford, Talor Kitsch, Jessica Lucas, Sarah Smyth, and Laura Ramsey.

Opening Friday in Limited Release:

Sherrybaby

After three years in prison for robbery, a 19 year-old heroin addict (Maggie Gyllenhaal) is released and goes in search of remaking her life and reclaiming her daughter (Ryan Simpkins).  Brad William Henke, Kate Burton, Bridgit Barkan, Danny Trejo, and Sam Bottoms also star.  I guess no one’s afraid of over-exposure.  I like Maggie Gyllenhaal as much as any warm blooded heterosexual male, but releasing three movies where she plays a prominent role in less than a month and a half (World Trade Center, Trust the Man, and now this) is a little too much for me.  It opens exclusively in New York and Los Angeles on Friday.

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Who Would Trust These People?

You know those films where the women are smart, sophisticated, beauttiful, and they’re married to idiots who don’t deserve them?  How about films where the guy keeps screwing up in comedic ways while the woman dates a string of losers that in real life she wouldn’t even give the time of day.  We’ve seen it before, and, trust me here, we’ve seen it done better.  Still Trust the Man has some likeable stars giving nice performances and a few genuinely funny moments.  Not great, not bad, it’s just kinda’ okay.

Trust the Man
2 & 1/2 Stars

Here’s everything you need to know about Trust the Man.  Every single moment in the film is done for a laugh, even the dramatic moments, and it’s not really a comedy.  We’ve got the man who’s afraid of commitment, the woman who dates all the wrong guys, the cheating husband, and the frigid wife.  What keeps the film from being an outright bore is the likeability of its stars, who do what they can with a pretty average script; they aren’t quite able to save it, but do provide some memorable moments.

Tom (David Duchovny) and Tobey (Billy Crudup) are best friends.  Tom is married to Tobey’s sister Rebecca (Julianne Moore) who is best friends with Tobey’s wife Elaine (Maggie Gyllenhaal).  The trouble is Tom and Tobey are typical Hollywood movie husbands who can’t help but disastrously screw up their relationship because the script tells them too.

Tom has an obsession with sex and needs more than Rebecca is willing to give.  Rather than sit down and examine the problem Tom wanders with the single mother (Dagmara Dominczyk) of his son’s classmate.  Tobey has an irrational fear of death (which is never adequately explored or explained) and a complete fear or marriage, commitment, and fathering a baby.  Well isn’t that the perfect man for Maggie to be with (Why is she with him again?).

It’s all the guys fault.  Neither of them are likable, much less lovable.  Even the supporting guys are shmucks, like Justin Bartha as a needy castmate in Rebecca’s play who keeps coming on to her.

There is no sense of continuity or real narrative to the script.  This may work in a madcap comedy, but in a not-that-light-hearted romantic dramedy, it comes of more than a little off-putting.  There are only two reasons why things happen in this film: because the script calls for them to and the writer thought it was funny.  Sadly he only bats about .500 for the film.

Other walking punch lines include Eva Mendes in a small role where she looks sexy and decides to make a play for the lifetime screw up Tobey instead of her perfectly chiseled husband… because the script calls for it.  Ellen Barkin shows up for a weird lesbian moment with Elaine because… the script calls for it.  Elaine dates an insipid folk singer (James LeGros) and ridiculous foreign man (Glenn Fitzgerald) because… the script calls for it.  Tobey and Tom cause a disruption at Rebecca’s play because… you guessed it.

The other oddity you’ll notice about writer/director Bart Freundlich is his obvious dislike and distrust of psychologists.  He gives us not one but too off-putting, unprofessional and poor examples of the profession (Garry Shandling and Bob Balaban.  Again, like so much in the film, these roles serve no real purpose except to provide attempts at awkward humor and laughs.

Not a great film; it certainly gets some nice performances out of its fine cast, but you just begin to wonder about all the little things.  With this talented a group why you aren’t viewing a much superior picture?  Why are these couples together?  Why are the two couples friends?  And perhaps most importantly, why should we care?  The film doesn’t answer any of these questions, but does deliver some humorous moments.  I can’t bring myself to recommend the film to you, but if you like this group of actors, and you keep your expectations low, you might have an enjoyable enough time. 

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Far Too Simple Slight of Hand

  • Title: The Illusionist
  • IMDb: link

the-illusionist-posterHow critically do you watch films?  I ask this because a film like The Illusionist presupposes its audience to watch for entertainment and not pay too close attention to the man behind the curtain.  I dislike movies that take the audience’s intelligence and attention for granted.  This film assumes you are relatively dumb and unobservant.  If you, like me, watch a film, especially a suspense film, with a careful eye then you will no doubt be disappointed.  The Illusionist is all too willing, and eager, to give away its secrets.

The movie begins in a way that infuriates me.  It begins at the end, with the illusionist Eisenheim (Edward Norton) being arrested for his performances by Chief Inspector Uhl (Paul Giamatti).  The film then takes place in a long flashback that explains the events leading up to this moment.  Why give away this much information in the first three minutes of the film?  Well since the film seems so eager to give away its secrets, I guess it doesn’t really matter.

From this point on the film profiles Eisenheim’s life, career as a magician, the events leading to his arrival in Vienna, and his arrest.  At times the film forgets its taking place in flashbacks as the narration goes away and we are presented with intimate details and conversations the narrator – Inspector Uhl, not Eisenheim, could not possibly have known.

On arriving in Vienna, Eisenheim discovers a childhood love, the duchess Sophie (Jessica Beil).  Despite her impending marriage to the Crown Prince Leopold (Rufus Sewell), the two renew acquaintances and begin their love anew.

While in town Eisenheim also begins performing his illusions on stage.  At first they are slight of hand and magical tricks which become increasingly elaborate.  At one point in the film Eisenheim begins to converse with near perfect (too perfect for a magician today, let alone during this time period) ghostly images of the recently departed.  Eisenheim’s role in conjuring them is to sit in a chair on stage with his arm extended and act as constipated as possible.

Leopold is not pleased with Eisenheim’s affections for his betrothed or his fraudulent illusions.  He demands that Inspector Uhl prove him a fraud and close him down.  From that point all the characters change from smart, clever, and exceptionally observant to stupid, blind and bumbling, and back again, as dictated by the overly elaborate plot.  As you watch pay attention to each scene and you’ll notice paradoxes will occur no matter how the film decides to end (though the end is easy to guess).

The only way for such a plot to work is for characters to constantly be switching between being extremely clever and irrevocably stupid.  They have to be smart enough to make actions to further the plot and make discoveries, but yet be dumb enough to miss the obvious that is presented to them on a silver platter.

What starts out as a fairy tale about a beautiful princess, an evil prince, a magician and true love, quickly dissolves into melodrama and rather un-twistful twists.  The film drops large clunking plot points like anvils throughout the film instead of allowing the audience members to make an opinion on whether they believe Eisenheim illusions to magical or elaborate tricks.  It even goes so far to tack on an epilogue that explains everything for those who weren’t paying attention (think of the ending of Wild Things – there’s a great film to emulate!).

And then there’s the curse of Jessica Beil.  Now I’m not in anyway saying she’s a paticularly bad actress, in fact I think she’s been fine in most films I’ve seen her in.  Though I would suggest she stay away from period roles like this one in the future.  However she has a knack for finding the worst bungled films to star in (Blade Trinity, Stealth, Summer Catch, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rules of Attraction, and Elizabethtown).  Her career (one that Ed Wood would be envious of!) is such a war zone that any film she’s cast in has an above average chance to set the theater on fire when it inevitably crashes and burns.  You don’t have to accept every script that comes your way, Ms. Beil.

Would you have enjoyed The Sixth Sense if you knew 25 minutes in that Bruce Willis was a ghost?  Say what you want about M. Night Shyamalan, but he does understand how to create a good twist (whether or not the film makes sense afterward is another story).  This film makes The Village look like Vertigo.  It relies so heavily on the premise of being able to fool you, but at the same time it’s so willing to give away every secret with clunky clues that you know what’s going to happen before the writers do.  There’s foreshadowing and then there’s yelling “Rosebud’s a sled!” twenty minutes into Citizen Kane.  This movie seems to think the second is the better form of entertainment.  And so, sadly, the curse of Jessica Biel continues.

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