April 2008

Tube Watch – The Return of Jezebel James

Oh boy.  Here’s a glimpse of what the world of a prolonged writer’s strike would have looked like.  It’s not pretty, folks.  The Return of Jezebel James, filling a hole for missing programming, was thankfully canceled after only two weeks.  For those who missed this inglorious moment in TV history, and have a strong stomach, check out our review (and your chance to view the full Pilot episode) inside the Full Diagnosis.

The Return of Jezebel James
1 Star

Parker Posey stars as Sarah Tompkins, a Manhattan book editor whose defining characteristics seem to be her annoying nature and a complete inability to shut-up.  For no real reason, other than the plot calls for it, she decides to have a baby.  A trip to the doctor however reveals her inability to conceive.  What is she to do?

Out of the blue she calls up her estranged younger sister Coco (Lauren Ambrose) to offer her the opportunity to carry her baby.  The two haven’t spoken in years, don’t get along, and don’t even really know each other.  Coco, of course, decides against all logic to agree to the arrangement, because, well, the plot calls for her to.  And so a sitcom is born.  Thankfully it lived only a short time.

Although I’ve seen worse shows on television, I’m not sure I remember one centered around such an annoying character.  The show was created by Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman who forgets the cardinal rule about a sitcom – to make it FUNNY!  In two episodes I watched, I laughed only once – at the complete and absolute absurdity at the entire enterprise.

 

Even with extensive rewrites I doubt this show could be saved.  It certainly could be better, but never passable.  Posey has her uses in films and television, but this is just a bad fit for her, and since the writers never decide who Coco is supposed to be Ambrose can be given a little slack for never getting a feel for the character.  Bad casting choices and bad writing make for bad television.  With the writers returning to work we can be thankful, at least, that this one was put down quickly.

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PTI’s April Fools

April Fools jokes aren’t exactly new, but I thought this intro segement from Tuesday’s Pardon the Interruption was worth sharing.  I’m a long time fan of the sports commentary/debate show (and of that bear on the trampoline).  In this clip their straight-faced take on the Kansas/Davidson result goes all the way to sell the joke.  Nicely done.  PTI airs 5:30/4:30 on ESPN, Monday through Friday.  You can check out a larger version inside the Full Diagnosis.

PTI: Pardon the Interruption
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Green Lantern #29

Geoff Johns, the man who brought Hal Jordan back from both insanity and death, now takes a turn at his origin?  I should be as giddy as a schoolgirl.  So why am I not?  Although the new storyline promises new insights into the origin of the greatest Green Lantern, this first issue is little more than rehashing of storylines already told.

Green Lantern #29
Custom Rating

“When your worst fear happens in front of your eyes – I thought there was nothing left to be afraid of.”

Issue #29 starts “Secret Origin,” a look back on who Hal Jordan is and how he became Green Lantern.  I’m a huge Jordan fan, but I was a bit disappointed here.

For new readers this is a nice primer about a pretty complex man who could do anything when he put on the ring, and royally screw-up his life when he wasn’t flying through the air.

This issue deals with Jordan’s childhood and adolescence, the loss of his father, his stormy relationship with the rest of his family, and his washout of the Air Force.  If you think you’ve seen all this before, well, you have.  Many times.

There’s nothing new here to entice long time readers to pick this issue up, and although the story arc promises to reveal more about Abin Sur, and the circumstances of his death, and how those tie-in to “Blackest Night.” the first issue barely touches on this issue.  Only on the last page do we finally get Abin Sur, and then it’s more of tease to next issue than any larger revelation.

Although there’s something nostalgic about this issue, there’s simply not much to it for long time readers.  If this had been the first issue of a relaunch I might better understand, but this is issue #29.  I don’t mind going back to revisit the origin of our hero, but give me something new (and which wasn’t already covered in Emerald Dawn and it’s sequel), especially if it’s going to be drawn out over several issues.  Hopefully Geoff Johns has something more up his sleeve, and maybe the Abin Sur story will get expanded in the next few issues…if not I guess I’ll just go back to reading my old issues until there’s something new worth talking about.

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Spirited Away

Last week I watched and reviewed Princess Mononoke, one of Hayao Miyazaki’s well-known masterpieces and said that I would tackle Spirited Away the following week, since it was the first screenplay he wrote after Princess Mononoke.  Well, that week is here and I must say, I throughly enjoyed this film.  Miyazaki sure has one wild imagination because his films are strange in their own way.

Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi
5 Stars

Last week I watched and reviewed [Princess Mononoke], one of Hayao Miyazaki’s well-known masterpieces and said that I would tackle Spirited Away the following week, since it was the first screenplay he wrote after Princess Mononoke.  Well, that week is here and I must say, I throughly enjoyed this film.  Miyazaki sure has one wild imagination because his films are strange in their own way.

 

Our heroine Chihiro is in the midst of a big move to the suburbs with her family when they take a wrong turn at a dirt road near some spirit shrines and end up at the opening of a large building.  Her adventurous middle class parents decide to get out of the car and investigate.  Chihiro refuses to go, begs them to come back, but finally gives in and grabs hold of her mom as they walk down the long dark tunnel.  On the other side of the tunnel there was another opening across a room that lead to a bright and sunny field of grass with a path leading to what seemed like a run down amusement park.  With every step they took the abandoned park seemed to draw them in.  Once they crossed the river and walked up the steps they smelled the delicious aroma of a banquet waiting for them.

Upon finding the feast, Chihiro’s parents sat down and began gorging on the food in front of them.  Chihiro, still nervous about the consequences of being discovered, stood outside the barrier that held her parents.  Chihiro wandered off to explore, while her parents pigged out on food, and ran into a boy named Haku.  Haku was frightened that she was there and told her she needed to leave before the sun went down.  With only seconds before the sun went down Chihiro ran off in the direction of her parents.  When she arrived at their side she discovered two large pigs dressed in their clothes.

Frightened and feeling abandoned, Chihiro ran off in the direction of the car, only to discover that the grassy field was now a river with a ferry drawing nearer.  Day had become night and she was becoming see-through.  When the ferry reached the bank where Chihiro stood, it began unloading its passengers.  The passengers all began walking towards the bath house at the end of the village in a parade of colors.

Chihiro had ran off and hid in nearby bushes where Haku finds her moments later.  He tells her to eat a berry or she would disappear.  If a human does not eat food from their world they will disappear, if they eat the wrong food, like her parents, then they will turn into pigs.  Haru secretly leads her into the bath house, where everyone is freaking out because there is a human in their world, and tells her how to save her parents.  Chihiro must get to the boiler room and beg for a job from the spider-armed Kamajii, the keeper of the boiler room.  This is when Chihiro meets Lin, one of the women who take care of the baths.  Lin leads Chihiro to the office of Yubaba, the witch that runs the bath house, and determines the fate of the people in the world.  After nearly being spotted a couple of times she finally makes it to see Yubaba.  Chihiro needs a job in the bath house or Yubaba will change her into an animal, so she begs Yubaba and gets turned away multiple times.  Finally Yubaba gives in and Chihiro signs a contract giving away her name, from that point on she becomes Sen and that is where her real adventure begins, but you’ll have to watch to see the rest of that.

Hayao Miyazaki’s films are fun to watch and enjoyable all the way till the end.  The story in this is fun to follow along with, and easy on the brain.  This one is very predictable, but that does not detract from the story.  Comparing this to Princess Mononoke, I would have to say that I enjoyed Spirited Away much more.  Yeah, the story in Princess Mononoke was fun, and full of battle, but the struggles of a sheepish girl in a new world was way more fun to see how she accomplished everything.  A must see for those who enjoy the other Miyazaki films.

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