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Top 10 Steve Martin Flicks

Steve Martin’s newest film Shopgirl opened last Friday, and we’ll have the review for you tomorrow.  To help satisfy your hunger we’ve put this little list together celebrating ten of Martin’s best.  Disagree, think we left something deserving off the list?  Let us know.

It’s almost just as easy to create a worst ten movie list (Bowfinger, Cheaper by the Dozen, Leap of Faith, Bringing Down the House, and The Lonely Guy all come to mind), but we come to honor Steve Martin not to bury hiim.  Here’s the list that was agreed upon (mostly) by the RazorFine staff.

Roxanne:

The only thing bigger than Fire Captain C.D.‘s heart is his enormous nose.  Martin carries this updated version of Cyrano de Bergerac as he attempts to woo Daryl Hannah.  My favorite scenes involve Martin defending himself against those who foolishly make fun of his nose, we get a great opening fencing sequence with a tennis racquet and a great bar scene as C.D. proves the point that no one can make more fun out of you than you.  Also great are the incompetent volunteer firemen of the town – who as Martin explains “You can’t have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, ‘Whatever you do, don’t call the fire department!’”

Three Amigos!:

Steve Martin is Lucky Day, Chevy Chase is Dusty Bottoms, and Martin Short is Ned Nederlander; together they are the Three Amigos, actors who are mistaken for the heroic saviors they play in silent films and are brought to a Mexican village to deal with the in-famous El Guapo.  The three play off each other as they shoot an invisible horseman, rescue the beautiful Carmen who has been taken hostage, serenade each other in the desert sun down, and become the heroes they have always played on screen.

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles:

This time Martin teams up with John Candy, in Candy’s best movie role, as an unlikely odd couple trying to get home for Thanksgiving.  The movie gives us wonderful lines such as “You’re going the wrong way!” and “Those aren’t pillows.” as well as a good reminder why you should never throw away your car rental receipt.  Each actor is allowed to play to their strengths as Martin plays the up tight snob to Cany’s laid back slob;  it makes one of the best collaborations of either man’s career and a darn nice Thanksgiving movie to boot.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels:

Martin and Michael Caine play con men who can’t stand each other and decide to place a wager.  Whoever can obtain $50,000 from a young American female is the winner and the loser must leave the island.  Caine plays Martin’s regular role as the straight man allowing Martin to go all out.  Humorous moments abound here, especially the scenes where Martin helps Caine in one of his cons by playing his retarded brother in scenes that will have you rolling around on the floor.

L.A. Story:

Martin plays a weatherman in Los Angeles who searches for happiness and meaning in his life and finds it in the most unlikely of places, including the electronic sign on the L.A. Freeway.  Funny insider look at L.A. with a great cast including Sarah Jessica Parker, Victoria Trent, Marilu Henner, Patrick Stewart, and Kevin Pollack.  A rather difficult movie to explain but an easy one to enjoy that deals with the oddness of life and relationships in a style that I think Woody Allen would truly appreciate.

The Jerk:

Martin’s Navin Johnson is born a poor black child who struggles through life as he leaves home to discover who he truly is and make his own way in the world – the problem is he’s an idiot!  He finds and loses a fortune through the wonderous “Opti-grab”, falls in love, and loses it all.  Somewhat uneven film for his first starring role, but when it’s funny it’s damn funny.  An aptly named dog and Bernadette Peters add to the hilariousness of this moron with a heart of gold (and a brain of swiss cheese).  Remember folks, whatever you do “never trust whitey!”  His first collaboration with Carl Reiner, his second was…

The Man With Two Brains:

Kathleen Turner marries Martin’s Doctor Michael Hfuhruhurr for his money.  Stuck in a affection-less marriage the neurosurgeon stumbles into a strange plot of the elevator killer and into an odd friendship and eventually falls in love with a brain in a jar kept by a mad scientist.  Sound strange?  Well it is but it’s also quite good.  Funny stuff here as Martin is seen romancing a brain in a jar.  A great spoof of mad scientist movies and the plot has been remade in several different forms including Bruce Campell’s Man With the Screaming Brain which is a mix of this movie and…

All of Me:

Lily Tomlin is a dying millionniare who plans to have her soul transplanted into a younger woman.  Through a series of mistakes Steve Martin accidentally becomes her new home.  Martin and Tomlin must co-exist in one body as they try to get her soul into the now unwilling young woman who has inherited all of Tomlin’s fortune.  Funny physical comedy of Martin loosing control over half of his body and the in-fighting between the two of them.  Part mystical, part adventure, and part love story, and although some parts work better than others Martin is wonderful in this tailor made role.

The Spanish Prisoner:

What?  You didn’t think we’d do all comedies did you?  Martin takes a serious turn in David Mamet’s suspense thriller with more twists and turns than your local roller coaster.  Martin again plays a con man, but this time with a much more serious agenda as he attempts to steal Campbell Scott’s secret process that’s worth millions and frame Scott for the theft and murder as well.  Quite a refreshing turn for Martin as the charming but sinister “friend” with his own agenda.

HouseSitter:

Martin plays architect Newton Davis who is in love with Dana Delany who turns down his proposal of marriage.  In his down and out state he meets Goldie Hawn who plays a liar and con artist who travels back to his hometown and poses as his wife without his knowledge.  On a trip home Martin discovers how much the lie might help him with Dana Delany and in his job and the lies start to snowball from there.  Witty, zany, and fun.

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Skatchamagowza!

Greg the Bunny’s wish comes true as he gets a job on his favorite show.  Sweetknuckle Junction is a low rated children’s show that is populated by puppet and human actors.  Along for the ride are Seth Green, Eugene Levy and Sarah Silverman.  PBS was never this much fun!

Greg the Bunny – The Complete Series
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“I don’t want to sing this song with Dottie!  I don’t want to sing this song with Blah!  I want to sing it all by myself!  Me, me, me, me, ME!”
“Warren, that’s not the message we’re trying to convey with the Sharing Song.”

Here’s something you might not know – puppets are real.  There are 3.2 million puppets in the United States.  Sesame Street and the Muppet Show are populated by real life puppet actors.  A lesser known show is called Sweetknuckle Junction, a low rated kiddie show which includes a Count with a speech impediment, a pill popping orangutang, a retarded turtle, and a bunny with ADHD.  Throw in the human element with Seth Green, Susan Silverman, and Eugene Levy and you have one hell of a show.

We’re Just Like You

Gil Bender (Eugene Levy) is the director of Sweetknuckle Junction.  The network executive Alison (Sarah Silverman) is looking for a fresh face for the show.  Here enters the roommate of Gil’s son Jimmy (Seth Green), Greg the Bunny (voice by Dan Milano).  Through a case of mistaken identity Greg accidentally lands the new role on the show.  Greg and Jimmy join the show – Greg as the new star and Jimmy as a production assistant. 

Sweetknuckle Junction isn’t exactly Sesame Street.  The “talent” is a bickering backstabbing bunch of egomaniacs.  There is also the undercurrent of puppetism (racial insensitivity towards the puppets by their human co-stars).

Let’s meet the Sweetknuckle crew:

Greg the Bunny – lovable if somewhat naive young bunny with ADHD.  Joins the show to replace the aging Rochester Rabbit.  Has a great song about snowflakes.

Warren Demontigue (voice by Dan Milano) – plays Professor Ape on Sweetknuckle Junction.  Shakespearean trained actor with an assortment of problems including alcohol, pills, a series of ex-wives, and a weight problem.

Junction Jack (Bob Gunton) – The elder statesman of the class who enjoys his gun club, puppetist jokes, and on occasion dressing in women’s clothing.

Dottie Sunshine (Dina Spybey) – The ever cheerful happy camper / dumb blond of the group.  Eternally perky and nice.

Count Blah (voice by Drew Massey) – In a constant feud with the Count from Sesame Street who he believes stole his act.  Strange speech impediment which makes him add the word “blah” to every sentence.

Gil Bender – Director of Sweetknuckle Junction who tries to keep the chaos to a minimum every week while also trying to steal as much credit for himself as possible.

Jimmy Bender – Gil’s son and the new production assistant who is late with scripts and forgets to deliver tapes to editing.  The best friend of Greg.

Alison – The mouth of the network on the show and the subject of Jimmy’s stalkeresk fantasies.

Tardy (voice by Victor Yerrid) – The slow dimwitted turtle who makes Dottie look like a nuclear physicist.

Susan (voice by James Murray) – The over-sized monster who just wants to be loved for the woman she is and is responsible for the disappearance of all the stray cats.

Sweetknuckle Crew

The series had a 13 episode run on Fox (only 11 of the episodes actually aired).  Here are few of my favorites.

Piddler on the Roof

Warren upset that Allison has dismissed his idea of Shakespeare monologues on the show gets drunk and pees in her car.  Warren also finally gets the chance to audition to star with Gary Oldman.  Great stuff here including some extremely funny moments as the crew winds down at the local bar.  This episode was directed by Curtis Hanson.  Great moments – Greg drunk, and Jack’s terrific joke to Blah and Warren about their jobs.

Jimmy Drives Gil Crazy

  Jimmy is sent on one of many errands to clean up the dog crap off of Warren’s lawn.  While there he is mistaken for the star by a Catholic school girl skinny dipping on her 18th birthday in Warren’s pool.  As Jimmy lives the pr0n high life Warren’s neighbor (Corey Feldman, playing himself) steals Warren’s car (which Jimmy borrowed and still has Greg inside) leading to a high speed chase.  The cast watches the news reports on TV as they believe Jimmy has finally snapped which puts Allison in heat and makes Gil finally admit to how much he loves his son.  Great moments – Feldman and Greg in the car during the chase, and the entire sequence of Jimmy and the school girl.

The Jewel Heist

Jimmy starts seeing Chelsea (Lindsay Sloane) who comes between Jimmy and Greg’s friendship.  Greg is also constantly attacked by her dog and calls in the help of Jack and Warren to solve the problem…their solution is original.  The rest of the cast is in team paintball as the women try to prove to Gil they can be just as tough as the men.  Great moments – the final fate of Senior Truck, and the final resting place of Sammy Davis Jr.‘s eyes.

Greg and Warren

Father & Son Reunion

Jimmy learns that his mother is dating his high school gym teacher Coach Don Dinkins (Charles Rocket).  Gil tries to smooth things over with Jimmy and spend some time with him, which includes sharing some of Jimmy and Greg’s “special” brownies, taking a trip to Warren’s new one man show, and throwing eggs at Dinkins car.  Great moments – Gil’s “What’s Up” performance during Warren’s play, Warren’s line comparing Tardy to Keanu Reeves.

We get commentary for six episodes and the deleted scenes.  For the pilot we get some background history and some of the nuts and bolts on how the show was put together, its look and sound,  and how it differs from other puppet shows.  For the other episodes, the commentaries with both Seth Green, Susan Silverman, and some of the puppet voices are the most interesting and entertaining of the bunch. 

Also included is some of the original Greg the Bunny from the Independent Film Channel, deleted scenes, still galleries, a Tardy the Turtle episode, a wrap reel with intro by Warren Demontague, puppet auditions for the show, an extra on the puppeteers, and some very funny menu narration by Greg, Warren, Count Blah and Tardy.

It’s really too bad that Greg the Bunny only got to live for such a short time on Fox Television.  The puppet characters have returned the the Independent Film Channel for shorts, but it’s not quite the same.  A very funny show that I’d compare to the best years of The Muppet Show but with a more adult humor.  A well thought out world that deals with deals with issues it creates – such as puppetism.  There are a couple of stumbling blocks, among them the episode where Greg gets involved in puppet rights.  Overall though the show works extremely well and gives us valuable information about puppets such as the rumor that Bert and Ernie might be straight, Oscar’s mob ties, and the fact that all puppets love tartar sauce.

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Quite Elementary Dear Holmes

  • Title: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking
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sherlock-holmes-case-of-silk-stalkingRupert Everett brings a certain savior fair to the role of Sherlock Holmes in The Case of the Silk Stocking.  Like Simon Brett, Everett doesn’t shy away from presenting Holmes as boorish and snobbish.  If only the writing and the mystery had lived up to his performance.

Dr. Watson (Ian Hart) has left Baker Street and is preparing for his wedding.  Sherlock Holmes (Rupert Everett) has removed himself from the mundane crime of London only finding solace in the prick of a syringe.  Lured out of his despondency by Lestrade (Neil Dudgeon) and Watson, Holmes tackles a case involving a serial killer who preys on the young daughters of the London elite.  Each victim is found dressed in clothes not her own, strangled to death, and with a silk stocking buried in her throat.

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Now That’s How to Market a Movie!!

We don’t often post trailers here on RazorFine, but this one just blew me away.  Now, I’ve never seen the broadway musical Rent or really know that much about the story or the music.  However, after viewing the trailer I wanted to get up and buy my ticket that second.  I have no idea how good the final cut of the movie will be (hey, the teaser trailer for Episode I kicked ass too), but this preview made damn sure I’d be in the theater to find out.  One of the best trailers I’ve ever seen.  Just click on the pic (Quicktime, links to other versions on the full post), enjoy, and let us know what you think.

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We don’t often post trailers here on RazorFine, but this one just blew me away.  Now, I’ve never seen the broadway musical Rent or really know that much about the story or the music.  However, after viewing the trailer I wanted to get up and buy my ticket that second.  I have no idea what the final cut of the moive will be (hey, the teaser trailer for Episode I kicked ass too), but this preview made damn sure I’d be in the theater to find out.  One of the best trailers I’ve ever seen.  Just click on the trailer, enjoy, and let us know what you think.

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Make Mine Marvel

Say goodbye to Marvel Comics boys and girls, we now have Marvel Entertainment, Inc.  Just one of many announcements coming from the house that Lee and Kirby built.  Seems they’ll be throwing comics on the backburner (judging from that Ultimate line might be the right decision) and moving on up to Hollywood and ten new movies to go into the works based off Marvel heroes.

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Say goodbye to Marvel Comics boys and girls, we now have Marvel Entertainment, Inc.  Just one of many announcements coming from the house that Lee and Kirby built.  Seems they’ll be throwing comics on the backburner (judging from that Ultimate line might be the right decision) and moving on up to Hollywood and ten new movies to go into the works based off Marvel heroes.

Due to the success of Hollywood film enterprise, Marvel Comics Marvel Entertainment, Inc.  announced the completion of a “$525 million non-recourse debt facility” which will finance ten theatrical films based off the Marvel characters in the next seven years.  Paramount has agreed to distribute the lot including the first film tentatively scheduled for Summer 2008. 

What makes the deal so interesting is Marvel retains complete creative control, final say, and a larger percentage of the profits than the films they have licensed to other studios (X-Men and Spider-Man franchises, Daredevil, Blade, The Punisher).  Marvel contends they will still stay closely involved in those projects in productions with other studios such as Ghost Rider and X-Men 3.  The move allows Marvel to cash in on the theater and DVD sales as well as a larger chunk of the merchandising done for each film, and allow the company to build its own film library.

Avi Arad, Chairman and CEO of Marvel Studios, commented: “The film slate financing enables us to evolve our entertainment operations into film production, an area where we have experienced past success with our partners and which offers significant profit potential for our company. The characters involved are some of the most valuable in the Marvel Universe, and we are excited to launch them as consumer brands via feature film releases under our direction.”

So what heroes are getting their own films?  Glad you asked.  Captain America, The Avengers, Ant-Man, Dr. Strange, Nick Fury, Hawkeye, Shang-Chi, Power Pack, and Cloak & Dagger are all being thrown up on the drawing board.  Interesting choices to be sure (Ant-Man?  Hawkeye?  Power Pack?!)  Each will get a budget of around $165 million (for Cloak and Dagger?!!) and will be either PG or PG-13, no R-rated films.

 

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