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Crossover

  • Title: Crossover
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crossover-posterYou want to know a really dumb idea for a movie?  You want to see a movie staring television actors and video models seemingly chosen at random?  You want to see an example of a film you could beat with $5 and your own camcorder?  You want it?  Well hold your hats folks, ‘cause this one’s for you!

Noah Cruise (Wesley Jonathan) is a good kid.  He does his homework, he loves his grandma, he has a good job, he’s polite and kind, and he sticks by his friends.  Oh, and he’s the next big thing in basketball, except he doesn’t want to be.

Cruise would rather everyone quit the NBA talk and let him go to UCLA on a basketball scholarship to become a doctor.  His life is on track until his longtime friend Tech (Anthony Mackie) asks him for a little favor.

Tech knows about this secret underground basketball league, run by a former NBA agent (Wayne Brady), and wants nothing more than to beat the reigning champs.  Tech pulls his friend into the game calling on an old favor and puts Cruise’s future and life in jeopardy.

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Sports Night

  • Title: Sports Night – The Complete Series
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sports-night-dvdIf you blinked at the end of the last millennium you probably missed Sports Night.  The brainchild of Aaron Sorkin hit the ABC airwaves in the fall of 1998.  Although critically acclaimed, it won many awards including three Emmys, the show never really hit it big (especially compared to The West Wing). 

As his second show became a huge success, this first foray into television slowly faded into syndication.  The tagline for the show was:  It’s a show about a show about sports, that isn’t about sports at all.  I would be hard pressed to sum it up better.  An extremely well written high paced workplace comedy that is filled with kinetic energy, big laughs, snappy dialogue and one hell of a great cast.  I only wish it could have run for more than two seasons.

Continental Corp owns the Continental Sports Channel, or CSC, a third place network which airs a third place sports highlight show known as Sports Night

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Balls of Fury Sure, but Where’s the Heart?

  • Title: Balls of Fury
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“Ping-pong isn’t played for trophies; it’s played in dark alleys for hard cash and ugly women.”
 

Balls of Fury

Years ago Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) blew his chance at the 1988 Olympic Games.  Not a washed-up has-been and punchline Fogler is offered a chance by FBI Agent Ernie Rodriquez (George Lopez) to return to glory and avenge the death of his father (Robert Patrick) by entering a secret underground tournament held by the man responsible, the crime lord Feng (Christoper Walken).

The film is filled with predictable dumb and gross-out humor and cheesy cliched training scenes involving a blind ping-pong master (James Hong) and his sexy niece (Maggie Q).  And you know it’s not a comedy without a suppository joke and male sex slaves!  *Sigh*

The acting is okay, at times, and Fogler comes off as a poor man’s Jack Black.  Walken is back to his silly over-the-top performance he gives in films like these, and Maggie Q looks good in short-shorts and Aisha Tyler spends the movie in a leather dominatrix outfit.  Yes, pre-teen males are obviously the target audience here.

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Football for Felons

  • Title: Gridiron Gang
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gridiron-gang-posterCamp Kilpatrick is a juvenile detention facility in sunny California, but there’s little sunny on the inside.  The facility is losing the battle against gangs.  Those sent here are overwhelmingly likely, after their release, to end up either dead on the street or spending their lives in prison.

Sean Porter (The Rock) and Malcolm Moore (Xzibit) are two counselors fighting to find a way to save more of these kids.  Porter believes creating a football program could make a difference.  As you can imagine such a program isn’t popular with his bosses (Leon Rippy, Kevin Dunn) or with the local high school coaches who are the only avaiable competition, but Porter is determined and the fighting Mustangs are born.

Those chosen for the team include gangbanger and killer Willie Weathers (Jade Yorker) whose cousin (Michael J. Pagan) was killed by a rival gang, white trash Kenny Bates (Trever O’Brien), super-sized lifetime screw-up Junior Palaita (Setu Taase), and mouthy thief Bug Wendal (Brandon Smith).

One of the strengths of the film is despite giving these kids the chance to shine and look good it never forgets that they are criminals.  The slate isn’t immediately wiped clean, but this is a first step to a better life.

The football moments of the film are well staged and shot, looking a little too perfect for high school games at times, but that’s just the nitpicker in me.  As impressive as those scenes are the real moments of the film are the quiet ones where these characters actually grow and change over the course of the film.  A movie with The Rock that includes character development?  Who would of thought!

There are a few subplots sprinkled through the film; some work better than others.  There’s Willie’s girlfriend (Jurnee Smollett) who loves him but hates his violent side and whose father (Dan Martin) wants her to stay away from gangbangers.  There’s Kenny’s relationship with his mother (Mary Mara) who has given up on him.  There’s the poor health of Porter’s mother (L. Scott Campbell).  And there’s the cheerleader program of a girls juvenlie facility (which is just too Hollywood “cute” for me).  None of these subplots are strong enough to carry the film, but the add a little flavor to the different characters and, perhaps most importantly, don’t drag the film down.

A cautionary note for parents.  Despite the film’s marketing as a feel good family friendly film, there are some elements including gang violence that would be inappropriate for younger children.  The film deserves its PG-13 rating.

There’s plenty to see here and not only enjoy but discuss with teenagers.  The film takes a serious look at the damage and effect that gangs have on our youth.  Wrapped up in a cute football package, the film is surprisingly well informed and informative, and so we get more than we expected.

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When Soccer Ruled the World (Including the USA)

  • Title: Once in a Lifetime: The Extraordinary Story of the New York Cosmos
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once-in-a-lifetime-posterThe film focuses on the rise, short glory, and disastrous fall, of the New York Cosmos – the first, and maybe last, great soccer team in American history.  Founded by Steve Ross, the Cosmos were the first Dream Team to play on American soil.  With soccer greats Pele, Franz Beckenbauer, and Giorgio Chinaglia, they broke into the minds and hearts of New Yorkers and across America.

Narrated by Matt Dillon the film takes a look at the barren soccer landscape of America in the early 1970’s and the one man who tried to change it single-handedly.  Warner Bros. Chairman Steve Ross had a dream, and his dream was soccer in America.  To get that dream he brought the biggest stars of the day to America and made soccer into a national story.

The film talks with the players from the Cosmos and the short lived NASL, remembering the early days and the arrival of Pele and the short lived glory days that followed.  In the midst of blackouts, riots, and the Son of Sam, the celebrity boom kicked in and the Cosmos was there to cash in.

The tale weaved by the documentary is one of dream that was achieved at all cost and eventually those costs began to be too high.  The team and league would fade into obscurity as quickly as they had emerged due to greed, controversy, and the rising costs of the superstar heavy Cosmos dominating the news, and not living up to such high expectations.

Filled with archival footage and interviews with those who played in, and ran, the league the documentary gives a vivid account of the days of glory, debauchery, and destruction.  Filled with 70’s music and 70’s style caption and title cards, it’s a celebration of days long gone by.

As much an insider look as we will get on the issue, the documentary takes a frank look at the good and bad of the league and the lasting effects of soccer in the USA today.  I would have liked to hear from Pele (who declined to be interviewed for the piece) but the interviews with Giorgio Chinaglia paint a vivid picture of the greed and pride that helped destroy the NASL when it was still in its infancy.

Though the life of the Cosmos was short, their legacy lives on.  Today’s soccer movement can be directly attributed to the Cosmos and their early success.  Many of today’s greats including Mia Hamm watched the Cosmos as children.  The documentary does its job in giving us a piece of our past and reminding us of a time, however brief, when we didn’t think that futbol thing was so crazy after all.

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