August 2007

Save Yourself From September Dawn

  • Title: September Dawn
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September Dawn

What a horrible film.  The “true untold story” of the Mountain Meadows massacre is a blueprint for all future filmmakers on how not to make a film.  Filled with a heavy handed message, simplistic characters, insipid dialogue, religious intolerance, and a laughable love story, the script for this would have been better used as toilet paper.  From beginning to end September Dawn is a mess.

A wagon train of settlers are traveling west.  The good Christians making up the wagon train pass through the Utah Territory and come face to face with the vicious evil Mormons led by a diabolical Jacob Samuelson (Jon Voight) and lorded over by the emperor of evil Brigham Young (Terrence Stamp).  You remember the movies Hollywood used to make about evil bloodthirsty Indian savages?  Well Christopher Cain brings the style back using Mormons instead.

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Ten is the Funniest Number

  • Title: The Ten
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“I’ve got the Ten Commandments over there and I’m going to give you ten stories.  Each one of them correlates to one of the Commandments.  So let’s get right into it.  Sorry I was late.”
 

The Ten

Paul Rudd works as our narrator and guide on this series of interlocking stories (some characters reappear in multiple vignettes), while not dealing with his own problems with his wife (Famke Janssen) and his mistress (Jessica Alba) all of which will be resolved in the adultery vignette [VI.].  Rudd, in front of a pair of huge stone tablets presents each story to the audience.  Here they are (I’ve numbered which commandment goes with each story).

[I.] After being paralyzed Adam Broady is worshiped as a hero and deasl with how his new fame changes the relationship with his girlfriend (Winona Ryder).  [II.] Gretchen Mol plays a mousy librarian who travels to Mexico and has a sexual awakening with the help of Jesus Christ (Justin Theroux).  [III.] A.D. Miles skips church to hang out at home naked with all his friends.  [IV.] Kerri Kenney hires an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator (Oliver Platt) as a father figure for her children.  [V.] A doctor (Ken Marino) kills a patient as a “goof.”  [VII.] Wynona Ryder lusts after a ventriloquist’s puppet and steals it for sexual pleasure.  [VIII.] A cartoon Rhino learns the consequences of lying and gossip.  [IX.] A prisoner (Rob Corddry) covets the “wife” (Marino) of another inmate.  [X.] Liev Schreiber covets his neighbor’s (Joe Lo Truglio) CAT Scan machine.

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Booster Gold #1

Geoff Johns does it again!  I’m not sure what exactly Johns has to take a slumping hero and return him to glory, but Johns seems to have an unlimited ability here.  First the JSA, then Hal Jordan, and now Booster Gold gets some of the Johns magic as “The Greatest Hero the world has never known” gets his own monthly title!  For a look into issue #1 check out the Full Diagnosis.

The All-New Booster Gold #1
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From the very beginning you know this is going to be fun.  At the bottom of the title page our writer, Geoff Johns, offers special thanks to Grant Morrison, Greg Rucka, and Mark Waid, “but definately not Keith Giffen!”  Well, we know Booster Gold is in good hands.

For those of you who don’t know Booster Gold, and there are many, Johns opens with an issue to highlight the hero’s sketchy past and point him in a new direction after his involvement in last year’s 52.  Booster fights the Royal Flush Gang, tries to earn a spot on the Justice League of America, and reminisces about the good times with his pal the Blue Beetle.  Everything changes however as Rip Hunter shows up and offers Booster the greatest and hardest assignment of his career – to save the Multiuniverse.  Of course there’s a catch, in order to be able to perform this necessary assignment Booster must play the fool to the world and let no one know what he’s up to.

It’s nice to see Booster Gold earn his own series and take a look at how the hero has grown up enough to accept an assignment which will earn him no glory and no friends.  The set-up allows the character to play the jerk to the rest of the DCU while still allowing some strong adventures and character development which we the readers are alone privy to.

Once again Johns is up to the challenge and jump starts a series with a bang.  Johns plays on those early Giffen days, but also rounds out the character who has grown up since then.  I look forward to see where the character, and the series, goes from here.

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Comic Movie News

Frank Miller’s feature film version of The Spirit, based on Will Eisner’s famous masked vigilante, has cast its first film fatale.  Scarlett Johannson will play Silk N. Floss, a dangerous secretary and an accomplice to the Octopus.  Johansson joins the cast of Samuel L. Jackson as the Octopus, and Gabriel Macht as The Spirit.  The film is set for a 2009 release.  For a little more Scarlett Johansson love check out the Full Diagnosis.

The Spirit
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