Movie Reviews

Who Would Trust These People?

  • Title: Trust the Man
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Here’s everything you need to know about Trust the Man.  Every single moment in the film is done for a laugh, even the dramatic moments, and it’s not really a comedy.  We’ve got the man who’s afraid of commitment, the woman who dates all the wrong guys, the cheating husband, and the frigid wife.  What keeps the film from being an outright bore is the likeability of its stars, who do what they can with a pretty average script; they aren’t quite able to save it, but do provide some memorable moments.

Tom (David Duchovny) and Tobey (Billy Crudup) are best friends.  Tom is married to Tobey’s sister Rebecca (Julianne Moore) who is best friends with Tobey’s wife Elaine (Maggie Gyllenhaal).  The trouble is Tom and Tobey are typical Hollywood movie husbands who can’t help but disastrously screw up their relationship because the script tells them too.

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Far Too Simple Slight of Hand

  • Title: The Illusionist
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the-illusionist-posterHow critically do you watch films?  I ask this because a film like The Illusionist presupposes its audience to watch for entertainment and not pay too close attention to the man behind the curtain.  I dislike movies that take the audience’s intelligence and attention for granted.  This film assumes you are relatively dumb and unobservant.  If you, like me, watch a film, especially a suspense film, with a careful eye then you will no doubt be disappointed.  The Illusionist is all too willing, and eager, to give away its secrets.

The movie begins in a way that infuriates me.  It begins at the end, with the illusionist Eisenheim (Edward Norton) being arrested for his performances by Chief Inspector Uhl (Paul Giamatti).  The film then takes place in a long flashback that explains the events leading up to this moment.  Why give away this much information in the first three minutes of the film?  Well since the film seems so eager to give away its secrets, I guess it doesn’t really matter.

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Too Quiet

  • Title: The Quiet
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the-quietThrillers work on keeping the audience on the edge of your seat.  This film isn’t a thriller.  Character studies work by examining individuals and relationships, bringing truths and secrets out, and making resolutions.  This isn’t a character study.  In fact, I’m not sure what it is.  I know what it wants to be, but it just doesn’t know how to get there.

Dot (Camilla Belle) is a miserable and lonely young deaf high school student.  After the death of her father she moves in with a family whose own troubles make hers seem bearable.  Nina (Elisha Cuthbert) is the spoiled cheerleader who doesn’t appreciate being associated with a school outcast.  Paul Deer (Martin Donovan) is a successful father who loves his daughter a little too much, and his wife Olivia (Edie Falco) is a pill-popping addict that was last sober sometime in the 90’s.

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When Soccer Ruled the World (Including the USA)

  • Title: Once in a Lifetime: The Extraordinary Story of the New York Cosmos
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The film focuses on the rise, short glory, and disastrous fall, of the New York Cosmos – the first, and maybe last, great soccer team in American history.  Founded by Steve Ross, the Cosmos were the first Dream Team to play on American soil.  With soccer greats Pele, Franz Beckenbauer, and Giorgio Chinaglia, they broke into the minds and hearts of New Yorkers and across America.

Narrated by Matt Dillon the film takes a look at the barren soccer landscape of America in the early 1970’s and the one man who tried to change it single-handedly.  Warner Bros. Chairman Steve Ross had a dream, and his dream was soccer in America.  To get that dream he brought the biggest stars of the day to America and made soccer into a national story.

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Invincible

  • Title: Invincible
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Invincible is a nice little film.  More about relationships and dreams than football, the film tells the true story of a part-time bartender who earned a chance to play professional football, and how achieving his dream changed the world of everyone around him.  A little sappy?  Maybe, but it’s and engaging, passionate, and well made film that will pull you in and entertain you.  It’s the perfect family film for the summer.

The film starts out with the credit sequence to an old Jim Croce song, so I’m set.  Invincible makes all the right small decisions in tone, scope, story, and character.  What easily could have been a cheap movie of the week sports story (see Peaceful Warrior) becomes an engaging film about friendship, love, and chasing you dreams.

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