June 2007

Day Watch

I never saw Night Watch or read the Russian novels which on which the story is based.  If I had perhaps the plot line and the characters of the universe might have made more sense to me.  But then again, considering how little (not counting the early exposition narration) is explained in this film, maybe not.  As an action film with subtitles (that will be popular I know) it won’t blow you away, but it might be worth a couple hours of your time as a mild diversion from the hot summer sun.

Day Watch (Dnevnoy dozor)
3 Stars

Day Watch picks up a year after the events of Night Watch.  We are given a rushed narration to explain the events of the first film and the rather incomplete outline of this world.  There are two opposing forces, armies of Light and Dark, who are known as the Others.  Centuries ago they battled until an uneasy truce was made.  Now these psychics, shape-shifters, and vampires live in a world trying to keep the necessary balance intact, though one man has decided it is time for war.

Anton (Konstantin Khabensky) and his new trainee Svetlana (Mariya Poroshina) , who is destined to be the Great Other for the side of Light, encounter a Dark Other killing a human in public.
Tracking him down Anton discovers it is his son Yegor (Dima Martynov) and prevents Svetlana from killing him.  Anton then tries to hide the evidence of his son’s involvement which only puts himself in danger as the Dark Others accuse Anton of murder and the world tips on the edge of war.

The film contains large armies that don’t really do much.  The vampires don’t eat people, there are no werewolves, and the shape-shifting we see is mostly disappointing.  Also parts of the film aren’t well explained.  What is “the gloom” and how does one enter and exit from it?  Who are these judges to decide the fate of Anton?  The Light Others can prove Anton did not kill the girl, but they refuse, why?  And though the idea of the mysterious Chalk of Fate is intriguing, its existence is never properly dealt with.

In terms of an action film the movie has many stunts and special effects which come off quite well.  The fact that it shot in Russia also adds something to the Gothic feel of the film.  But the film is laughingly bad at trying to capture the seductive and erotic tones of vampire films.  The audience was rolling their eyes and guffawing during these “intimate” moments.

As a horror film or a suspense film Day Watch fails on many levels.  As an average summer popcorn action flick, with better than average acting, the film is a modest success.  I don’t think anyone will be wowed by the action scenes or the special effects, though they are professionally done, or come away blown away from the experience.  What Day Watch proves is that other countries can create convoluted big budget action films, that when you get right down to it don’t make a lot of sense, just as well as Hollywood can.

There’s a look and feel to the film which I enjoyed.  And except for the moments of unintentional laughter the tone holds up well.  If the world had been a little better fleshed-out and described to the audience it would have helped immensely.  Still, with the issues I have with the film I am recommending it, though I would suggest renting the first film before trying to figure this one out.  Although isn’t as good as I hoped, it does do a much better job with it’s material than similar recent American vampire films such as the forgettable Van Helsing and the supremely awful Underworld Evolution (read that review).

Day Watch Read More »

Does Not Disturb

What’s the point of seeing a scary movie that isn’t scary?  In this case, there isn’t much of one at all.

1408
2 Stars

It’s too bad.  It really is.  Because 1408 has a great first act.  With a good 25 minutes of film dedicated solely to John Cusack being a pompous blowhard of a Writer (and really, isn’t that what we all are?), you settle into the character and know that, if anything bad happens to this character, you’re going to feel for him.

Except then the bad stuff starts happening, and, well. . .

Cusack plays a failed (and often drinking) novelist who writes about haunted houses to pay the rent, but all the while feels violently over-qualified for the gig.  It’s all going miserably until he checks into the Dolphin Hotel and becomes more miserable by experiencing his first actual haunting.  So this is when it gets good, when the room is torturing Cusack and the audience with all sorts of cute thrills that have you squeezing the armrest, right?  Wrong.

Once we’re in the namesake-numbered room, it feels like the movie is just wandering around the suite, trying to find an idea for a way to scare you; but most of the time it just comes up short.  There are a few bright spots (like a failed escape from the room) but this PG-13 never gets your blood running.  It’s just a tame thriller, and one that ends post-maturely and nonsensically at that.

The only force that keeps you in the film is Cusack.  The guy is like a 160 pounds bag of frosted lovableness, impossible to not want to see on the screen.  So it’s fun to watch a likable guy play a depressed asshole with a love for wisecracks, even while he’s experiencing his own personal Hell.  Samuel L. Jackson contributes to the film when he’s trying desperately to dissuade Cusack from going into the infamous room, but his only scene lasts ten minutes.  Oh well, at least he gets to say “fuck.”

Besides Cusack performance, there’s not much in the movie worth watching.  And if you’re just wanting a good Cusack movie, you’d be better off just renting High Fidelity again.

Does Not Disturb Read More »

Movie News

Congratulations to director Mark Forster for landing the gig to direct the, yet be named, next James Bond flick.  I loved Forster’s last film, Stranger than Fiction (read the review) so much it made my top eleven list for 2006. Forster will work will Paul Haggis (Crash) on the draft of the screenplay submitted by Neil Purvis and Robert Wade which will return Daniel Craig in the role of 007.  So get ready because it seems James Bond will definitely return; look for the new flick November 7, 2008.

N/A

Movie News Read More »

Contest News

Good news for fans of Transformers!  G4 is running a contest with awesome Transformers prize packages.  To enter just create your own Transformers video/mashup (they’ve got some classic clips to get you started) and get a chance to win cool toys and more.  For a list of the rules, the prizes, and more about the contest head over to the official site.  ‘Better hurry though folks as the contest wraps up on June 27th!  Thanks G4 and good luck you guys!

Transfomers Videobot Contest
N/A

Contest News Read More »

Spike: Shadow Puppets

The first isssue of the new mini-series Spike: Shadow Puppets from IDW Publishing hits the comic stores today (for more comic releases check out our comic rack).  The story centers around Spike and Lorne investigating a Japanese kiddie show called “Smile Time” and suggests Angel won’t be the only vampire with a soul to get in touch with his inner-puppet.  Here’s a fan-made teaser trailer for the comic.  Enjoy!

N/A

Spike: Shadow Puppets Read More »